LimpyLoo Posted February 23, 2013 Author Share Posted February 23, 2013 the PBR-and-Fender-Jaguar aesthetic Self-doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 dude bros I met the ultimate dude bro the other day, who really did everything he could to make me feel like one of the bros. I mean, he was pretty much just insanely nice. Nice beyond sanity. And grateful in quantities I previously thought impossible. So maybe -just maybe- the bros are alright and the rest of us are dicks. Or maybe deep down we are all just one of the bros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I could be here all day but I'll give a teaser. Peanut butter - I can't even stand the smell of this shitty, vile, abomination, and Piers Morgan. Mondays Tell me why.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I don't like to poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I don't like to poop. You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Seriously. Who doesn't enjoy a nice poop?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Aserinsky Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Bigotry is pretty much guaranteed to put me in a shitty mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Bigotry is pretty much guaranteed to put me in a shitty mood. amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Bros, Bros with jacked up trucks, Bros being happy, Bros with girls, Bros hooking up, Bros who talk too loud, Bros who say 'yolo', Bros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 People who always is happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 batman. batman is so fucking stupid. what are even stupider are the whiteboys who take batman seriously. who act like there is some beautiful mythology or deep philosophical message in the batman canon. there isn't. just some angry dude in a batsuit. with twiddly ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd syside Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 good 1 comic book movies suck ass, so boring good vs. evil, whos gonna win????!?!?! beats me! lets go waste 2 hours and find out also vampire movies... go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 also: - my inability to succeed at making any positive changes in my life or doing anything I really care about - entitlement: the attitude that you or your family/friends/town/country/race/species are somehow better than the rest and as such are the authority on ANYTHING - anyone out of touch with the sheer arbitrariness of everything about their life, e.g. the circumstances leading to their very existence - grammar/spelling nazis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Bigotry is pretty much guaranteed to put me in a shitty mood. add racism and cancer to the list! amen brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 waking up in the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drukqs Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 When I'm angry or sad and there is absolutely no rational reason for me to be so, and I can scream at my brain to stop & be happy but it just won't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 WATMM's got some picky eaters, holy hell. My list is going to start with LOUD CHEWERS. I know that there's nothing wrong with chewing sounds. It's not going to hurt me. Sometimes people can't help it, depending on what they're eating. But it drives me crazy. I usually have to politely leave the room before blowing up at loud chewers, unprovoked. I also dislike shaving, trance, dubstep, and obsessive post-imperialist political correctness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 WATMM's got some picky eaters, holy hell. My list is going to start with LOUD CHEWERS. I know that there's nothing wrong with chewing sounds. It's not going to hurt me. Sometimes people can't help it, depending on what they're eating. But it drives me crazy. I usually have to politely leave the room before blowing up at loud chewers, unprovoked. I also dislike shaving, trance, dubstep, and obsessive post-imperialist political correctness. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 packing to move. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Finding a huge live octopus in my refrigerator for the third time in a week. I swear to god... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 27, 2013 Author Share Posted February 27, 2013 Finding a huge live octopus in my refrigerator for the third time in a week. I swear to god... Do you have any interest in elaborating on this little tidbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Finding a huge live octopus in my refrigerator for the third time in a week. I swear to god... Do you have any interest in elaborating on this little tidbit? It's a long story, but it all started as a case of mistaken identity when I was forced into a shotgun marriage in New Zealand while on a business trip last year. I tried to make amends but to no avail, so I had to take matters into my own hands. I bribed the family with diamonds that I did not have and managed to escape by the seat of my pants. By the time I made it back to America with nothing but the bathrobe I was wearing and a suitcase full of goat cheese, I knew I had done things I was not proud of. Lately, these escapades have come back to haunt me in many forms, such as I described. It's all a big fib. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 when people slide a metal fork between their teeth when taking a bite. it gives my entire body goosebumps almost every time edit: just thinking about it gives me goosebumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 27, 2013 Author Share Posted February 27, 2013 Finding a huge live octopus in my refrigerator for the third time in a week. I swear to god... Do you have any interest in elaborating on this little tidbit? It's a long story, but it all started as a case of mistaken identity when I was forced into a shotgun marriage in New Zealand while on a business trip last year. I tried to make amends but to no avail, so I had to take matters into my own hands. I bribed the family with diamonds that I did not have and managed to escape by the seat of my pants. By the time I made it back to America with nothing but the bathrobe I was wearing and a suitcase full of goat cheese, I knew I had done things I was not proud of. Lately, these escapades have come back to haunt me in many forms, such as I described. It's all a big fib. Oh, I just assumed you were a chef at a seeweed salad-type restaurant or something and it was a common-ish thing yet a bit annoying when you're reaching for the last PRB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Bij o Edit: accidentally sending/posting things via your iPhone because you have clumsy ape hands. Also: cutting your fingernails too short and the resulting week of discomfort Also: yeah, and bigotry. Another vote for bigotry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 poverty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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