Pizza with pineapple on it is the worst thing humanity has perpetrated

[pcock]

i like pineapple on pizza. 

ham, mushroom, and pineapple is actually one of my favourite pizzas

[Schlitze]

Hahahahaha, What a doozie! This page has been great so far but that is just the cherry on top!

[pcock]

that post just gets wittier and wittier with every repetition.

[rixxx]

wot your on post? sort it out m8

[YO303]

pizza is china's worst invention

 

pizza has contributed to the obesity and diabetes crisis more than any other food or beverage ever, but because humans are so weak minded we still eat pizza like its the healthiest thing in the world

 

ill never feed my kids pizza i dont care how much they want it

Edited June 17, 2017 by Deer

[BCM]

lol

[rixxx]

deer pls its an open cheese sandwich

[Braintree]

Edited June 17, 2017 by Braintree

[frankbooth]

[Sally Vingoe]

i fully endorse this thread

pineapple is also an abomination in stir-fries or curries, and on burgers

 

pineapple + heat + savoury foods = wrong

[sweepstakes]

can we leave pizza worship to die with bacon worship in the dustbin of the 00s?

No.

[YO303]

can we leave pizza worship to die with bacon worship in the dustbin of the 00s?

 

i dont know why westerners love bacon so much, i recently took a 24andme test and it turns out i am 80% sub-saharan africa which explains why i dont like bacon, we africans hate salty foods yo!!! we like da fruits!! 

[YEK]

i pick the pineapple from the tree first.

[chenGOD]

This thread is the worst thing humanity has perpetrated on itself.

 

 

the fuck is wrong with you. Hawaiian pizza is literally the fruit of the garden of Eden.

And bacon is god's gift to man. Fuck outta here with this bullshit.

 

[frankbooth]

Stop trying to put fruit where it doesn't belong, dammit

[sweepstakes]

Ok, I admit, it can be done well. The problem is pineapples have too much moisture for a pizza topping and that fucks everything else up. Some people realize this, and get that moisture the fuck out before throwing it on a pizza. But the sad truth is they are the exception and not the rule. It's not worth the risk of ruining an otherwise perfectly good pizza.

[ambermonk]

I never much cared for pineapples on pizza either, but there are literally far worse acts that humanity has perpetrated. I will not name them because I don't want to make this thread depressing. But you get the idea.

[doublename]

e.g. casu marzu

[rixxx]

can we leave pizza worship to die with bacon worship in the dustbin of the 00s?

  y    e     s 

 

 

 

[BoomTssPhace]

People who have issues with pineapple on pizza are the same type of people that voted for trump and are still proud of it. Disliking hawaiian pizza is literally a litmus test for inbreeding in your bloodline. If you don't like pineapple on pizza, you only listen to billboard's top 40. You also wear one of those blue cookie monster hats that walmart sells. Your strict diet of ramen noodles, kraft singles, and ketchup packets has rendered your palette absolutely useless, keeping you from comprehending such complexities. When speaking against pineapple on pizza, you are discrediting any opinion you've ever given and invalidating the privilege to speak for the rest of your shit-kicking existence

 

Mods delete this abomination of a thread POST HASTE

[chenGOD]

^^^ this guy F*U*C*K*S!*!

[rixxx]

pizza is just fancy toast idk why you get upset about fancy toast

[ambermonk]

People who have issues with pineapple on pizza are the same type of people that voted for trump and are still proud of it.

Not necessarily. What proof do you have that there's any correlation between pizza topping preferences and political affiliation?

[impakt]

I love pineapple on Pizza.

[hello spiral]

People who have issues with pineapple on pizza are the same type of people that voted for trump and are still proud of it. Disliking hawaiian pizza is literally a litmus test for inbreeding in your bloodline. If you don't like pineapple on pizza, you only listen to billboard's top 40. You also wear one of those blue cookie monster hats that walmart sells. Your strict diet of ramen noodles, kraft singles, and ketchup packets has rendered your palette absolutely useless, keeping you from comprehending such complexities. When speaking against pineapple on pizza, you are discrediting any opinion you've ever given and invalidating the privilege to speak for the rest of your shit-kicking existence

 

Mods delete this abomination of a thread POST HASTE