Pizza with pineapple on it is the worst thing humanity has perpetrated

[zkom]

Yesterday I saw in a restaurant menu a pizza with pineapple, banana and blueberries..

 

Also I've had marshmallow pizza in a pizza buffet.

[hello spiral]

[auxien]

spiral is that u? r u preggers? congrats! impregnerred by a pineabble on a subway train car wow god works in mistery us waves

[rixxx]

 

Bit of hot sauce mixed into a pot of mayo for dipping the crusts in is fuckin' A

Perfectly reasonable.

 

its all just fucking bread and sauce and cheese tho innit?

I mean, in the same sense that coffee is just fucking ground roast beans and hot water? Try it with pinto or mung beans sometime and lemme know how that goes.

 

 

thats a ridiculous statement and you know you're just being a salty lil bitch 

[usagi]

 

 

an abomination.

[zkom]

 

 

an abomination.

But this really isn't a pizza but more like a sweet dessert pie?

[BCM]

i like pepperoni, anchovies, black olives and jalapeños on my pizza when i'm feeling greedy.  sometimes though, just a margherita can be the best pizza ever.

[goDel]

i like pepperoni, anchovies, black olives and jalapeños on my pizza when i'm feeling greedy.  sometimes though, just a margherita can be the best pizza ever.

[rixxx]

lol

[BCM]

lol

[Squee]

i like pepperoni, anchovies, black olives and jalapeños on my pizza when i'm feeling greedy.  sometimes though, just a margherita can be the best pizza ever.

 

Margheritas are the ultimate test.

[hello spiral]

spiral is that u? r u preggers? congrats! impregnerred by a pineabble on a subway train car wow god works in mistery us waves

 

 

 

[YangYing]

If you disagree you're probably a grotesque.

 

And you tell awful origin stories.

man thats awesome i have never been on someones sig, all that money i gave to papa jy seems to hav payed off now!

 

you're astill an asshole tho, this htread stinks

[usagi]

don't shove a pineapple in yer vajanna when yer pregnant, ya big dummy.

 

[Zephyr_Nova]

Surprised nobody has posted this to soothe Dan C's restless heart;

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/10/sam-panapoulos-inventor-of-hawaiian-pizza-dies-aged-83

 

Stole my thunder damnit.

 

Hawaiian was my favorite when I was 8 and under, along with every other boy in my elementary school.  Somewhere along the line I lost my taste for it, but pineapple on pizza is still better than no pizza at all.  BBQ sauce on pizza is actually the worst thing humanity has perpetrated.

[YangYing]

when i was little id only ever eat hawaiian pizza, however i would remove the pineapple from the pizza because i didnt like pineapple.. but did however like the pineapple juice it left on the pizza.

[hello spiral]

 

Surprised nobody has posted this to soothe Dan C's restless heart;

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/10/sam-panapoulos-inventor-of-hawaiian-pizza-dies-aged-83

 

Stole my thunder damnit.

 

Hawaiian was my favorite when I was 8 and under, along with every other boy in my elementary school.  Somewhere along the line I lost my taste for it, but pineapple on pizza is still better than no pizza at all.  BBQ sauce on pizza is actually the worst thing humanity has perpetrated.

 

 

Fuck me I hadn't even considered this

[Dan C]

BBQ sauce and pineapple, a new dimension of horror.

[Guest]

it's actually pretty good

[sweepstakes]

 

 

Bit of hot sauce mixed into a pot of mayo for dipping the crusts in is fuckin' A

Perfectly reasonable.

 

its all just fucking bread and sauce and cheese tho innit?

I mean, in the same sense that coffee is just fucking ground roast beans and hot water? Try it with pinto or mung beans sometime and lemme know how that goes.

 

thats a ridiculous statement and you know you're just being a salty lil bitch 

 

Clearly you just don't love pizza. I hope you can enjoy a decent pizza someday but in the meantime, my statement is no more ridiculous than yours.

[Soloman Tump]

Fried egg on my Hawaiian pizza

[YangYing]

 

 

it's actually quite good

fixt

[rixxx]

i dont get why you'd be angry about a flavour of food, act like its kittens or foetuses ffs


idgaf about what you put on pizza 

[doublename]

You ever had salmon on pizza? What's the best seafood topping?

[hello spiral]

!

 

Seafood is one of my staple pizza orders. Salmon is kinda rich for pizza imo but would be interesting. I usually get them to replace the tuna with anchovies.