Alzado Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Look, it's a fucking pandemic and we're all on edge. We should all be a little more forgiving. But honestly guys, I'm not sure I can recover from this one. You know how you start a Facebook Live to show your family what kind of fly shit you're up to? Like juggling soaps, braiding loose dog hairs, or just generally strutting around in your robe like you're the king of Atlantic City? Well today, I was setting up my lighting and tri-pod to do the Facebook Live and I absolutely forgot that I had twisted like 70 rubberbands around my balls as tight as they could go and I was obviously walking around with no pants on just to let them throb and swell. The pain was murder, but you guys know how you get to a certain point and you just cant stop. Anyway, I didn't realize that I was already live on Facebook and all my closest friends and family were like "Dude, you're 45 years old, you've been listening to Aphex Twin for over 20 years, you've had a mega career and you live in a giant mansion with a model wife who begs for anal on the daily, surely you could afford better lighting to showcase those engorged jelly beans?" And they were right. I'm an amateur grasping at glory and the whole world could see. No place left to go from here but down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just fix it in post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 You're just going to have to keep it up until you have a suitably large fanbase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Link pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Never understood the rubberband thing. If you want to get horny, just use your the power of your thoughts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Jesus u guys lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Good to see youre on your path to enlightenment. Only at the start and already a model wife plus matching mansion. Im jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 What is with WATMM today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 12 hours ago, LOL Alzado said: Look, it's a fucking pandemic and we're all on edge. We should all be a little more forgiving. But honestly guys, I'm not sure I can recover from this one. You know how you start a Facebook Live to show your family what kind of fly shit you're up to? Like juggling soaps, braiding loose dog hairs, or just generally strutting around in your robe like you're the king of Atlantic City? Well today, I was setting up my lighting and tri-pod to do the Facebook Live and I absolutely forgot that I had twisted like 70 rubberbands around my balls as tight as they could go and I was obviously walking around with no pants on just to let them throb and swell. The pain was murder, but you guys know how you get to a certain point and you just cant stop. Anyway, I didn't realize that I was already live on Facebook and all my closest friends and family were like "Dude, you're 45 years old, you've been listening to Aphex Twin for over 20 years, you've had a mega career and you live in a giant mansion with a model wife who begs for anal on the daily, surely you could afford better lighting to showcase those engorged jelly beans?" And they were right. I'm an amateur grasping at glory and the whole world could see. No place left to go from here but down. I'm gonna be honest, the only words I read in that whole screed were "amateur" "glory" and "whole". You're doing just fine Alzado. Just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 what happens to the cum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 21 hours ago, Hugh Mughnus said: Link pls Waiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Da Bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 3 hours ago, BCM said: what happens to the cum? You mean at an amateur glory hole? Generally I think it gets swallowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 I think zeffolia would beg to differ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Me Thinks you were given the wrong instructions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Look. If you get up to 30 you can certainly make 100k viewers. How beautiful are these balls? How taut are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlemflolia Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Hugh Mughnus said: I think zeffolia would beg to differ it goes in u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 6 hours ago, Zeffolia said: it goes in u cummoned Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted May 9, 2020 Author Share Posted May 9, 2020 I just want to thank you all for the lovely PMs, text messages and hand written letters. It's really been amazing to receive such an unexpected outpouring of support. Had I known that so many of you are also creating poorly lit videos and images of your own strangled balls, I might not have beaten myself up so much. And while I have always, and you guys know this, appreciated the beauty of each individual ballsack without the need to compare or judge, I will say that @chenGODshould really see a doctor. I'm worried that that sore will not go away by itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 That lighting still sucks tough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 51 minutes ago, LOL Alzado said: . And while I have always, and you guys know this, appreciated the beauty of each individual ballsack without the need to compare or judge, I will say that @chenGODshould really see a doctor. I'm worried that that sore will not go away by itself. It showed up after that hot steamy night with you and Fred. Should I be worried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 On 5/9/2020 at 1:09 PM, LOL Alzado said: And while I have always, and you guys know this, appreciated the beauty of each individual ballsack without the need to compare or judge... Is it true that Jedy has the hairiest balls of all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedy Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 Is it true that Jedy has the hairiest balls of all?YesSent from my IN2023 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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