Plum Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 (edited) “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” - some wise fuck Btw, I stepped in pigeon shit again today. Shame on me. edit1: fuck the original your favourite sayings thread. Mashup your favourite sayings edit2: fuck the revised mashup your favourite sayings thread. Post cool sayings and their origins edit3: sayings Edited July 16, 2021 by Plum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 aphex twin, for the win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 what is a "saying", really? is it just to say something? am I saying something right now? am I saying a saying? at what point does saying something stop being just something that has been said and become a "saying"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, usagi said: what is a "saying", really? is it just to say something? am I saying something right now? am I saying a saying? at what point does saying something stop being just something that has been said and become a "saying"? This one wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 *says some shit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share Posted July 15, 2021 say sayings pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 "man gets used to everything, the scoundrel" - Dostoyevsky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 "If it fits, i schwitz" - Paul Atreides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 "trust but verify" - anon., also of Russian origin. also sounds much better in Russian cos it rhymes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 it is what it is we’ll see what happens we’re looking at it frankly, we did win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share Posted July 15, 2021 “Don’t bother Ken, I’ll do it myself!” - Deidre Barlow 6 minutes ago, Rubin Farr said: it is what it is we’ll see what happens we’re looking at it frankly, we did win I do really like “it is what it is” it’s very under appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Plum said: “Don’t bother Ken, I’ll do it myself!” - Deidre Barlow I do really like “it is what it is” it’s very under appreciated. Q: C'mon God, what were you thinking when you designed the human penis? I mean, look at it! God: Well, it is what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronical Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Quite good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 37 minutes ago, usagi said: "trust but verify" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 aguacate maduro peo seguro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 There's no shame in not showing up if you're not invited. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 It’s coming home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share Posted July 15, 2021 If it looks like a dick. Smells like a dick. Tastes like a dick. It’s probably a dick. Probably. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 I hate to see you go, but I do love watching you leave. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 (edited) "Might be a dildo that's been rubbed on a dick a lot so it's become covered in ballsweat and cum" Pliny the Elder Edited July 15, 2021 by perunamuusi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcom Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 (edited) WATMM is as WATMM does. Edited July 15, 2021 by dcom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 (So much so, that it smells and tastes like a dick.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 All my in-laws are outlaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 "Blud r u dum? R u gettin rude to man?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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