Hugh Mughnus Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 ^ I find flexeril is pretty good, as long as you take 20mg or so. They make me pretty sleepy though =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphex Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I went and got myself my trademark "heart-attack special" subway sandwich earlier today. The best thing about it is that for hours after eating it, every burp tastes exactly like the sandwich. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I went and got myself my trademark "heart-attack special" subway sandwich earlier today. The best thing about it is that for hours after eating it, every burp tastes exactly like the sandwich. It's the gift that keeps on giving. which one is the heart attack special? I'd say all of them because of the sodium levels but maybe one is extra heart attacky lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 Just had dinner... Chicken fried in sesame oil, ginger, and spring onion. Then I chopped up a bunch of red pepper bells, broccoli, chili, and threw that in. Then I threw in some sriracha with lemon grass and oyster sauce, stirred it around, cooked some rice and ate it like a motherfucker. It was good. And I've still got half a casserole left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphex Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I went and got myself my trademark "heart-attack special" subway sandwich earlier today. The best thing about it is that for hours after eating it, every burp tastes exactly like the sandwich. It's the gift that keeps on giving. which one is the heart attack special? I'd say all of them because of the sodium levels but maybe one is extra heart attacky lol. The heart attack special is as follows: Chicken tikka filling, lettuce, sweetcorn and cheese in toasted plain italian bread. That doesn't sound too unhealthy, right? Well, this is where reality tumbles apart and we are dragged, kicking and screaming, into the realm of insanity. When the slack-jawed sandwich-monkey asks "would you like any sauce?" I reply "Yes, an inhuman amount of both ketchup and barbecue sauce". They generally give me a bit of an odd look, but that's because they've never tasted the unholy glory of the heart attack special. If only you would all try it, you'd know. You'd all know. Anyway, it's probably for the best I rarely have them. I just decided to get one today to treat myself for having the willpower to leave my hovel and go into town for the first time in months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unteleportedman Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) this donut edit: according to patternoverlap, this is what is called a "Cake Donut". It has a subtle flavor and isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Edited November 5, 2015 by unteleportedman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Cum, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 looks like a butthole (FLOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I went and got myself my trademark "heart-attack special" subway sandwich earlier today. The best thing about it is that for hours after eating it, every burp tastes exactly like the sandwich. It's the gift that keeps on giving. which one is the heart attack special? I'd say all of them because of the sodium levels but maybe one is extra heart attacky lol. The heart attack special is as follows: Chicken tikka filling, lettuce, sweetcorn and cheese in toasted plain italian bread. That doesn't sound too unhealthy, right? Well, this is where reality tumbles apart and we are dragged, kicking and screaming, into the realm of insanity. When the slack-jawed sandwich-monkey asks "would you like any sauce?" I reply "Yes, an inhuman amount of both ketchup and barbecue sauce". They generally give me a bit of an odd look, but that's because they've never tasted the unholy glory of the heart attack special. If only you would all try it, you'd know. You'd all know. Anyway, it's probably for the best I rarely have them. I just decided to get one today to treat myself for having the willpower to leave my hovel and go into town for the first time in months. ha! Tikka filling and sweetcorn aren't even options at subway, in Canad'er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 chocolate marble cake, free at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echolalia Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I went and got myself my trademark "heart-attack special" subway sandwich earlier today. The best thing about it is that for hours after eating it, every burp tastes exactly like the sandwich. It's the gift that keeps on giving. To yourself and everyone around you as well. How polite and thoughtul you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Just ate a slice of bus plaza pepperoni pizza. Going home to have fried chicken, ice water with lime and a little cannabis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceciuj Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 zucchini spaghetti (where you screw your zucc through that little thing and it turns it into the spaghetti noodles) with veggie meatballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I'm eating a new snack I invented.I call it cheese-carrot.It's a carrot with a slice of cheese wrapped around it. Edit: I now call it chee-rrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 ^groce Fillet steak, rare as a motherfucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 motherfuckers are fairly common though imho tbqh afaik coarse salt and some butter on top of the steak I hope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 hot apple drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 i'm dreaming about ingesting a slice of custard fruit tart. It may remain just a dream if i can't be bothered getting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 i'm dreaming about ingesting a slice of custard fruit tart. It may remain just a dream if i can't be bothered getting up. first world problems le-sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronchuseven Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Just made stew: red lentils, carmelised onions & peppers, squash, collards, tomato, ginger & cilantro with fried green beans & toasted sunflower seeds on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romanticdude Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 watmm, as we speak. I'm back after a two year hiatus, wasn't able to get my account back so yeah, here I am. Hello. Before that, I had some possibly record-breaking goulash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 green tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Tea (not green) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Shitty takeout chicken fingers at 3:45 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 Terrible coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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