Plum Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I'm grateful for the ideas, I just need to find the perfect one . . . actually, the cat litter box is looking better and better. i've got it... hows abouts your wife's vagina. the perfect dumping ground! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 How about some sort of ejaculation implosion where the cum goes inside your body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 jizz in a rizla, dry it out and smoke it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Onto the ceiling. Let it hide up there all quivering and nervous til she goes out and then sneak it out the back door (hur hur, I said 'back door'). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Don't you have a pet or something that would work as a receiver? a golden receiver lool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 An empty muller corner? There's usually one lying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qnio Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 use it as glue and become a collage artist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 by the time you pick a bloody idea, you'll have already done the deed! Hurry up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 worst thing about masturbation is when you can't stop the cum coming out of penis, or when penis flips inside of your body like a sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I'm gonna be a dick and suggest toilet paper. or maybe :pedobear: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 spunk in your wife's underwear, she won't say shit because she's cheating on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementia Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Find a fungus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest camoqp Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 spunk in your wife's underwear, she won't say shit because she's cheating on you. haha fuck yea so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Milk jug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 wait, if she's cheating on you she has no right to give you shit for masturbating. go stand up to her and call her bluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 3 options: 1. onto the dirty dishes 2. between two matresses 3. the wall behind the computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 the answer is quite simple... your bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh. you'd be laughing till it snaps your dick off with its beak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh. you'd be laughing till it snaps your dick off with its beak No, because I would do a cum-airstrike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 The thought of cumming on a bald eagle made me laugh. you'd be laughing till it snaps your dick off with its beak No, because I would do a cum-airstrike. touche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 do it on the dear gaarg thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Double up on mansize tissues, catch the cum, wrap it up, flush it away. Other than that bubba69's ideas sound good. Hes clearly fucking done it before as well lol. Have you cum yet btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 if not, he's gonna have some blue almost violet balls, reminiscent of your past complications Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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