spratters Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I phone and place an order with my Chinese takeaway of choice, The Beijing. Half hour later I arrive at The Beijing to collect. I inform the girl behind the counter of what I am here for. She goes through into the kitchen. She comes back, not with a bag of delicious food, but a handful of little white notes and a sorrowful face that instantly tells me that all is not as it should be. We go over the details again, but nothing. My order is nowhere to be found. Hungry and ever so slightly miffed the penny silently drops in my mind. I am at the wrong place. Curse all those different menus that were being passed around so freely and unchecked. Curse them to hell! I ask the girl to excuse me for a moment while I go outside to make a phone call. On my exit I feel the eyes of the other collectees as I pass them, I hear every jiggle jangle of chimes as the door gently closes behind me. I slowly move myself out of view as I pretend to make that phone call. I run. I don't look back. My mind racing. Where did I place that elusive order? Then it comes to me like a sickening bolt ... Cheung's! Did I even have a Cheung's menu, if so why? I say to myself, please let it not be Cheung's. But it was, I knew that now. All hope was lost... That night we fed on mediocre Chinese takeaway. FMFWL I've done similar in a curry house before. Having one called Abbots Tandoori and one called Village Tandoori in the same high street is not a good idea. I played mine differently though. After I realised my mistake I just kept insisting that I definitely ordered from there and gave them the "I always come here" speech. Eventually I got my curry after a free bottle of Cobra and half a tonne of bombay mix while I was waiting. The place that I actually ordered from is known as the "sticky carpet", so you can see my reasoning for staying put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 i'm watching Vertical Limit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Installing windows from flash. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 The Jackson and His Computer Band listing in Spotify has a lot of bullshit from other Jackson fuckers in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 I ordered a triple chocolate chunk brownie from the deli, when I sat down and pulled it out of the brown paper bag, it was a berry crumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name. You actually have a worse first-world problem: nobody believes that any girl would ever hit on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name. Make a donation website for your cause! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name. You actually have a worse first-world problem: nobody believes that any girl would ever hit on you. Have you never seen a picture of essines before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 A reference to essine's beard is enough to get my girlfriend in the mood and she's never even seen him before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name. You actually have a worse first-world problem: nobody believes that any girl would ever hit on you. i actually find it hard to believe any girl would ever hit on you acidphakist. i've heard the stories. essines, on the other hand, is a bearded sexual tyrannosaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 It is fucking impossible to find a cheap beige jumpsuit for a Ghostbusters costume, damn you all to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 i have a third world sex drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 i have a third world sex drive I often think my life would be much easier if I had a lower sex drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I just realised acidphakist is a cunt because he doesn't want to fuck me. Also this message board is telling me that spelling realise with an s instead of a ZED is incorrect. How could my life get any worse. essines... is a bearded sexual tyrannosaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Centurix Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Tax. Used to be fitted sheet and t-shirts. Fuck that, I'm sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Ugh Centurix had to spoil my 60 pages of Centurix-free material. Welcome back, I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 He's been back for a couple of days. Seems to be on some kind of bender. So play nice KY, he might be emotionally fragile at the moment (what else would bring you back to watmm). heh(heh(heh)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 He's been back for a couple of days. Seems to be on some kind of bender. So play nice KY, he might be emotionally fragile at the moment. heh(heh(heh)) haha fair enough. no harm, no foul—good to see cen around. sidenote: china chow, the co-host of Work of Art on Bravo, just replied to a tweet I inadvertently sent to her, and now I'm highly/drunkenly imagining how my life would be if we were to meet and immediately fall in love and have at least a semi-serious relationship together—super duper annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I just listened to about 10 bands on the watmm 2011 list and the were all boring to passé. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 He's been back for a couple of days. Seems to be on some kind of bender. So play nice KY, he might be emotionally fragile at the moment. heh(heh(heh)) haha fair enough. no harm, no foul—good to see cen around. sidenote: china chow, the co-host of Work of Art on Bravo, just replied to a tweet I inadvertently sent to her, and now I'm highly/drunkenly imagining how my life would be if we were to meet and immediately fall in love and have at least a semi-serious relationship together—super duper annoying China Chow is purdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 cor blimey, i'd chow down on that me ole chinas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I had a dream about work, then went to work. It's like working two shifts, but only getting paid for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I had a dream about work, then went to work. It's like working two shifts, but only getting paid for one. You need a job where all you do is make love and fly around over wicked landscapes, then you'll be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 The WATMM Registration Question was too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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