chenGOD Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Trying to learn Japanese. Fuuuuuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprillian Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I got fifteen quid stolen from my purse at work today. Happy Birthday to me. where did you conjure the avatar from? happy birthday btw. I had a shitty one too last weekend. I hate birthdays. I made it in MS Paint years ago - I was depicting the upper-middle class pigeons (my mum was feeding them stale croissants at the time) that were frequenting my parents' garden. The thing that looks like an eye infection is supposed to be a monacle... I did get the money back, and then spent half of it on a very large, very overpriced stiff drink ten minutes later, which seems a bit stupid now. lol I thought it was some kind of robot eye at first (fyi I am sticking with this interpretation for my personal enjoyment). how did you manage to get the money back? Took it out of the work safe, made a petty cash claim! This may have been a bad idea and I may get a bollocking for it but it wasn't my idea and my manager approved it so fuck 'em. I like the robot eye interpretation. If only more pigeons were croissant-consuming, tophat-clad androids. *Sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Trying to learn Japanese. Fuuuuuu Don't say that - I'm signing up for a 10-week evening class in the Autumn! (It's a beginner course, btw) Thunderstorms kept me awake all of last night. Lightning was ripping across the sky every few seconds (bedroom strobing with light, thought it was something up with my eyesight at first!), booming thunder every minute or so, torrential rain, neighbourhood dogs barking like crazy. I would have got up to watch it, but it was so hot I didn't even have the energy to get up to go to the window. Stumbled out of bed this morning with a pounding headache, feel terrible. The only saving grace is that I have the option to work from home. Apocalyptic weather on day of birth of the new Royal babby = the anti-christ Edited July 23, 2013 by jasondonervan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Took it out of the work safe, made a petty cash claim! This may have been a bad idea and I may get a bollocking for it but it wasn't my idea and my manager approved it so fuck 'em. ... I didn't know this could be done. "hey boss-person, I need money for drinks and frivolity and shite" "ok" lol what kind of business is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprillian Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Just a book shop. But it was an outside job; Someone broke through the fire escape and went through our bags, so apparently we're covered. I wasn't expecting to be reimbursed as it was my own fault for not using my locker. Wasn't gonna turn it down though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 good you got reimbursed. i just wondered how they'd account for (write off) the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I got fifteen quid stolen from my purse at work today. Happy Birthday to me. That really sucks. Do you have an idea who did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I got fifteen quid stolen from my purse at work today. Happy Birthday to me. That really sucks. Do you have an idea who did it? Sprillian works for Bernard Black. he stole some money from the shop safe and made it look like an outside job so that he would a) have money to spend on booze 'n fags, and b) graciously allow people to be reimbursed in the hopes that they would spend it on booze 'n fags to share with him. "We're through the looking glass here, people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Thunderstorms kept me awake all of last night. Lightning was ripping across the sky every few seconds (bedroom strobing with light, thought it was something up with my eyesight at first!), booming thunder every minute or soI was woken up at 3 this morning by a sudden cramp in my calf. Jumped out of bed going FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK! Scaring the crap out of my girlfriend in the process who punctuated every FUCK! with a WHAT?!As I stood up and began to hobble around, there was a flash of light from the bedroom window which my sleep addled brain interpreted as someone taking photos from one of the houses opposite our bedroom window. All in all a rather bewildering awakening. Edited July 23, 2013 by hello spiral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 AHAHAHA!!! "FUCK!" "WHAT?!" "FUCK!" "WHAT?!" "FUCK!" "WHAT?!" ***paparrazi*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprillian Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I got fifteen quid stolen from my purse at work today. Happy Birthday to me. That really sucks. Do you have an idea who did it? Sprillian works for Bernard Black. he stole some money from the shop safe and made it look like an outside job so that he would a) have money to spend on booze 'n fags, and b) graciously allow people to be reimbursed in the hopes that they would spend it on booze 'n fags to share with him. "We're through the looking glass here, people" Lol! I prefer this scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) i watched crappy version of oblivion with korean subs and shitty sound just a day before the proper blue-ray rip surfaced, bummer. Edited July 23, 2013 by eugene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 i woke up feeling awful, then realized i washed all the clothes except my work clothes, then put salt into my coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 No one loves me, and I love no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 The Henry Weinhard's root beer I'm drinking doesn't taste as good as I remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 My NAS dun fuck up on me. Some terrabytes of film and music lost. Fuck me. Thankfully I didn't make backups... I'm going to do it, soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 im lonely & bitter, and hate it. i hate the entire universe its so stupid and useless wat a waste of space black holes? supernovas? pulsars? who cares i used to think sharks were so cool as a kid. now i think theyre just dum fish with teeth fuk sharks & dinosaurs? good riddance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I too am having trouble with finding purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 there is none thing i hate most of all right now, out of every pointless thing in the world my icemaker is broke so i can't make a gin+tonic and im too lazy to fix it or go buy ice trays. shouldn't have to do work to be drunk, thats the opposite of the whole point also i hate those little fruitflies. those things are a god damn nuisance and need to mind their own business little bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 (edited) pull it together, lads. it's summer and life is beautiful. there's good music, food and drink to be had, and to be made. read a book, have a nice run or walk or bike ride, or sit in a field and play guitar. Edited July 24, 2013 by pattern recognition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 what kind of hippy bullshit is this? *strums nylon string with multi-racial penis* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 what kind of hippy bullshit is this? *strums nylon string with multi-racial penis* lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 so shit I want the money but I don't have a job and I'm about to enter the university... how do? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I like the robot eye interpretation. If only more pigeons were croissant-consuming, tophat-clad androids. *Sigh* Entirely possible. After all, one in three pigeons is a robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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