Post terrible idea for films

[Haste]

The Wolf of Sesame Street.

 

 

Will someone please think of the children?

[LimpyLoo]

WATMM Wars

Dupe account twins separated at registration are reunited during the photoshopbattle for the lols while shitposting in an OPN thread for Jaffa the Huzur

 

mad lolsies dup in heeya

[chenGOD]

spock vs tron

 

the enterprise races against time to stop tron guy exiting tron world and blowing the mind of the unsuspecting public of the 1930's, which is where our universe is at in tron time. they do this by crashing into the empire state building...with surprising results! spock gives into his vulcan urges and rules humanity like a god, zach galifianakis plays tron guy who is 'just trying to do awesome things and make the world a better place'

*Hands over $20 for ticket, buys a $35 popcorn/small cola combo and puts on 3d glasses.

[fenton]

Brick 2:

 

Unrelated to its predecessor, Brick 2 is about the life of a brick in a house just sitting there being a brick.

[awepittance]

A disaster movie in the style of San Andreas or Day After Tomorrow in where William Basinski is desperately trying to digitize old disintegrating tape loops while the city crumbles around him in tentpole movie fashion

[patternoverlap]

Deduction

Denzel Washington's accountant has a few mishaps with his W2 filing, thus triggering the IRS to investigate. Though the W2 is submitted under his real name, the section chief for that particular regional IRS headquarters figures out whose W2 it is and begins using various machinations to arrange for Washington to meet him in person at said headquarters. The section chief then conducts him on an elaborate tour of the facility, buying as much time as he can to be with his favorite living actor. Denzel is led through a vast labyrinth of offices and hallways on several floors. Somewhere around the second basement sublevel, Washington realizes that the section chief has no desire whatsoever to let him escape the building and that he is being led into a trap. Will he escape the grasp of the section chief and find his way out of the maze, or will he suffer the same fate as the dozens of other celebrities who disappeared in the building?

Edited May 27, 2015 by patternoverlap

[baph]

 

spock vs tron

 

the enterprise races against time to stop tron guy exiting tron world and blowing the mind of the unsuspecting public of the 1930's, which is where our universe is at in tron time. they do this by crashing into the empire state building...with surprising results! spock gives into his vulcan urges and rules humanity like a god, zach galifianakis plays tron guy who is 'just trying to do awesome things and make the world a better place'

*Hands over $20 for ticket, buys a $35 popcorn/small cola combo and puts on 3d glasses.

 

I honestly want to start a production company with Mesh Gear Fox.

[cichlisuite]

just had this one while doing laundry:

 

Last check before Christmas

 

A team of devoted old-school scientists are living in a remote earthquake observatory, where nothing much happens.

They have one last look at the instruments and their working order before going home to spend Christmas holidays

with their families. As the lights in the observatory go out, and the team boards their snow tractor, they reminisce

times spent together. Kristen Stewart as the bored-out supply clerk, Ben Affleck as the new promising geology talent,

Charles Dance is the old-guard scientist retiring from his career, and James Brolin is the happy-go-lucky snow tractor driver.

[Guest kymppinetti]

a guy gets testical cancer.

starring keanu reeves.

[fenton]

Last cheque before Christmas

 

It's December 21st and the team have been given their paycheque early this month - in order to buy presents.

 

Little do they know, that the resulting amount won't be enough for what they want to buy - with disheartening consequences.

[patternoverlap]

Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work

 

Hillary Duff as an Asian American high school kid working part time at a Taco Bell who gets stuck on the toilet for 4 days and delves into her own inner world.

[fenton]

Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Wank

 

Safe-sex goading STD horror.

[LimpyLoo]

Glazed and Confused

 

A stoner summer hang-out flick starring the "time to make the donuts" guy resurrected in CGI.

Edited September 29, 2015 by LimpyLoo

[MadameChaos]

Mazed and confused

 

Full feature length version of the popular TV show the crystal maze. Starring Richard O'brien on acid and tripping that he's still his character from the Rocky Horror Picture show.

[LimpyLoo]

Dazed and Abused

 

A feel-good summer flick about domestic violence

[delet...]

King Kong Versus Jesus - They meet whilst jesus is on the cross, which king kong climbs, we all know that he is partial to a bit of climbing ole kong, so this particular meeting occurred whilst kong was partaking on a world tour to climb the famous monuments of every country around the ancient world. Kong finds the cross a little small for his towering bulk but still in need of a challenge to put in his daily triumphs diary, he decides to debate the dying jesus on the validity of the theory of evolution.

 

King Kong Versus Jesus - the bible throwndown, is evolution the solution, selective biology versus selected biblogy (verses).

 

On the spot ideas are the best for this kind of thread. Also, it' snot a terrible idea for a film, so perhaps i'm wrong.

 

Next film idea, The unmoderated moderator debate, no lolz barred, delet... versus delet... the lino meltdown.

[ambermonk]

Red Shirt: The Concert Show Menace (Sci-Fi/Horror)

A dubstep concert ensues. A tall, strange man wearing a red shirt is drifting randomly around the center of the crowd, facing to the right, as everyone else faces forward. One irritated fan decided he had enough of the red-shirted drifter and started shoving him. All the sudden, all hell broke loose, as the drifting man went berserk and started shooting lasers out of his eyeballs, vaporizing fans left and right. Only a certain cybergoth couple manages to escape the venue alive, and must find a way to stop the laser-eyed drifter from wreaking havoc on the rest of the city, who is facing one direction the entire time.

[Haste]

Red Shirt: The Concert Show Menace (Sci-Fi/Horror)

 

A dubstep concert ensues. A tall, strange man wearing a red shirt is drifting randomly around the center of the crowd, facing to the right, as everyone else faces forward. One irritated fan decided he had enough of the red-shirted drifter and started shoving him. All the sudden, all hell broke loose, as the drifting man went berserk and started shooting lasers out of his eyeballs, vaporizing fans left and right. Only a certain cybergoth couple manages to escape the venue alive, and must find a way to stop the laser-eyed drifter from wreaking havoc on the rest of the city, who is facing one direction the entire time.

 

OK, I'm setting up a kickstarter for this one right now.

[WeAreOceans]

A reboot of a beloved 80s film.

[fenton]

Tased and Confused:

 

Ashton Kutcher, unable to remember his lines due to repeated tasing, tries to make sense of what just happened.

[MadameChaos]

Dazed and Con Jews

 

Adam Sandler, Billy Crystal and Ben Stiller are all in prison for murder or something, trying to figure out what happened to their careers.

 

Directed by Woody Allen.

[Soloman Tump]

'armageddon outta here!!!112

 

A rip roaring romcom directed by Hugh Grant, featuring an all star cast of Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Seth Rogan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Lopez, Verne Troyer, Pierce Brosnan and Matthew McConaughey.

The world is about to blow up because of something and people fall in love and stuff

[MadameChaos]

U Wot M8?

 

Danny Dyer stars in this 3 hour epic gangster flick where Danny Dyer falls foul of Danny Dyer after something or nothing or whatever.

[Soloman Tump]

topkek

 

2 friends spent 20 years producing pioneering abstract electronic beats, releasing albums, touring the world and generally being legends. When suddenly they decide to retire and run a pizza kiosk. What happens next... will blow your mind!!!12

[cichlisuite]

topkek

 

2 friends spent 20 years producing pioneering abstract electronic beats, releasing albums, touring the world and generally being legends. When suddenly they decide to retire and run a pizza kiosk. What happens next... will blow your mind!!!12

...one day one of them decides to play the unreleased tapes in their pizza kiosk, when suddenly Usher in a Bentley randomly shows up baked and signs them up for a collaboration contract ?