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[ambermonk]

 

 

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A film about a regular guy quitting Facebook. It's really deep and shit. Something something remember real life. Love, hiking, nature, talking, uplifting music. Starring Ryan Gosling and Mila Kunis

HAHAHA

 

This is pretty good. It'd probably work and inspire people to quit facebook, starting a trend in quitting facebook.

 

This has actually inspired me to go deactivate my FB account

[LimpyLoo]

Like 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

The movie 'Like' inspires Ambermonk to deactivate his FB account

 

(Written by Charlie Kaufman)

[Guest Atom Dowry Firth]

In Kaufman's hands no idea is a terrible idea for a film

[fenton]

Life without Facebook:

 

Inspired by IRL self-help films that are all the rage this Autumn a guy quits Facebook too but finds himself alone, and without his income, poor and gets AIDS and dies.

 

Staring Mark Zuckerberg.

The Social Network 2.

 

Directed by David Fincher, this SQL charts the founder of a big Social Networks descent into AIDS and dying while a man with a big neck makes ambient music in the background and also dies of AIDS.

Edited October 2, 2015 by fenton

[fenton]

AIDS 15: Dead Before Dawn

 

You will die before you see this.

 

Of AIDS.

[Silent Member]

Life in 78rpm

 

Vegan drama about a sustainable vintage Dj trying to make it big in Portland.

[fenton]

Man cooks food:

 

Unrelated footage of blinds.

[eugene]

Fantano School Shooting Theater 4000

 

anthony fantano, the internet's busiest music nerd, sits in a cinema that's showing archived footage and news reports of amerchias past school shootings and reviews those in a similar style to his music reviews.

[Silent Member]

Amazon

[Hugh Mughnus]

The Accountant

 

Follows an accountant around for 2 weeks documentary style. Footage consists mainly of the accountant balancing ledgers and reconciling cash flow statements on paper with pencil.

 

Shows what the accountant eats for lunch daily.

[LimpyLoo]

Alien vs Predator vs Mr Bean

 

 

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[Haste]

Johnny English vs. Johnny Rotten: (God) Save The Queen.

[Soloman Tump]

Super Battle Ninja Godzilla vs. Mecha-Badger

 

A black and white silent movie with subtitles, set in 1950s Japan where Godzilla fights against a robot badger.

 

 

Actually that's quite a good idea

[fenton]

The Film

 

A bunch of internet wiseguys write short synopsises for movies that should be bad but turn out sounding better than all the other copycat movies but don't do anything with the ideas the end.

[Guest]

The Fart

 

A man has a visionary dream where he realizes his purpose in life; to produce the world's longest fart. His friends and family totally support him. He also gets the support from the local mexican bean importer who grants him a lifetime free supply of Monsanto genetically engineered beans with which he trains diligantly for around a year. After the usual ups and downs of a hollywood movie, he succeeds by producing a 6 minute and 43 second fart, which ofcourse is being shown in cinema in its entirety.

 

fin

[Soloman Tump]

The Fart

 

A man has a visionary dream where he realizes his purpose in life; to produce the world's longest fart. His friends and family totally support him. He also gets the support from the local mexican bean importer who grants him a lifetime free supply of Monsanto genetically engineered beans with which he trains diligantly for around a year. After the usual ups and downs of a hollywood movie, he succeeds by producing a 6 minute and 43 second fart, which ofcourse is being shown in cinema in its entirety.

 

fin

Hope the directors cut shows the 10+ failed attempts that were between 2 and 4 minutes long, also a blooper reel of sharts

[Silent Member]

Still great

[Soloman Tump]

Born on the 5th of July

In the mid 1960s, suburban New York teenager Ron Kovic (Tom Cruise) enlists in the Marines, fulfilling what he sees as his patriotic duty. During his second tour in Vietnam, he accidentally kills a fellow soldier during a retreat and later becomes permanently paralyzed in battle. Returning home to an uncaring Veterans Administration bureaucracy and to people on both sides of the political divide who don't understand what he went through, Kovic becomes an impassioned critic of the war and relays his thoughts and fears to the people of America as a touring one-man comedy act.

 

A rip-roaring rom-com that will have you falling off your seat in laughter! See Cruise dress as a clown, perform a mime act, escape from a straight jacket and spin plates on broom handles, all from the comfort of his wheelchair whilst telling punchy one-liners and pulling the sorts of faces that would make a young Jim Carrey envious.

 

[Zephyr_Nova]

I can't believe I only just noticed this thread. I have all sorts of terrible film ideas but never had the courage to start a thread for them, So far I've only read this page, and it is quite good. I shall return.

[MadameChaos]

slow motion: the movie

a film that is entirely in slow motion soundtracked by stars of the lid. while this might actually seem like a great idea, it is an action movie and directed by michael bay, making it terrible.

 

still better than all his other films put together by soundtrack alone and not having to hear any fucking awful dialogue.

[MadameChaos]

Cons-Con

 

Boris Johnson gets confused and turns up to the Conservative Party Conference dressed as his favourite comic character, Pikachu.

 

With hilarious consequences!

[fenton]

Consequences Con

 

A bunch of goths meet up in Earls Court to find out the direct effect various decisions made on those around them during their life.

 

 

Unfortunately - Earls Court has been razed to the ground by gentrification so they all eat cereal and someone kills themselves with hilarious consequences. With unexpected consequences.

 

Consequently a sequel is planned with hilarious consequences.

[peace 7]

Con Cumsequences

 

That kid who played Anakin stars as Inmate #5478509. He's in prison for an armed jaywalking he didn't commit, so he starts to masturbate daily to make prison wine from his semen. His Chinese bunk mate (played by Michael Jordan with tape on his eyes) always says after the ejaculation ritual: "Ooooh, you do daaat?" Eventually they get saved by a cool helicopter.

 

Rated G-X (for general audiences but shows real ejaculation footage)

[MadameChaos]

Prison Breakback Mountain

 

Two cowboys are locked up in jail together and fall in love, when they get out they don't tell their wives about it.

 

With no consequences!

[fenton]

Con Sequence 5

 

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