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Actually laughing audibly when claiming to be doing so

 

Using words

 

Never having to defend that your music is in fact actually music

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Repeatedly asking your grandkids for their addresses so you can send them magazines about animals and shit

And constantly yelling at your small noisy yapper dog

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-Enjoying life

-Being a morning person

-Making responsible decisions

-Enjoying things without a crippling fear of being shamed and ridiculed for your tastes

-a healty handshake

-sexual liberation

-giving good directions

-going to the doctor and not being convinced that there's something profoundly wrong with your body

-fondue

-having a good idea for a Geicko commercial

-following through on your life goals

-having recurring daydreams about eating a ghost

-getting excited about coupons

-playing a Kid Rock song on acoustic guitar in hopes of having sex with Dick Cheney

-peace of mind

-a strong and healthy support system

-a giant flying vagina that gives you financial advice

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A talking deer that tells fables to children and has lived for 1000 years.

 

Applying for the job of the person who combs and weaves trump's hair into place and giving your racist brother in law a chest bump after you accept the offer and benefits.

 

Suicide by hover board off a cliff

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Having a career in finance in NYC that requires high levels of charisma and is very competitive.

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huntin', fishin', shootin' a gun, watchin' the game, taxidermy.

lol shit. All my hobbies!

 

Making balloon animals for kids as a hired clown at a birthday party on a warm summer's day, unironically.

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