perunamuusi Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Self isolating in a Dutch hotel room, watching Dutch TV in Dutch, with Dutch subtitles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Is it Dutch porn with Dutch subtitles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Getting on the loo & there’s dead corona ghosts firing ectoplasmic toilet roll to *I Am Sitting in a Room* during an acid flashback *pilfered, cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 12 hours ago, cwmbrancity said: Getting on the loo & there’s dead corona ghosts firing ectoplasmic toilet roll to *I Am Shitting in a Room* during an acid flashback *pilfered, cheers Dunno how you missed something that obvious. mus be all the coronas. Spoiler Just in case, I am aware of the classic piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 obv waking up with a salt rimmed foreskin & peeing with a hint of lime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 My penis has started coughing. Just a polite a-hem at the moment, so might just be aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 this doctor who is chief of infectious diseases at the university of maryland dispells a lot of myths about covid-19 to kakapo: this means your penis has lungs and a throat- which might indicate a mutation similar to that seen in late 80s hentai in which young males possessed by demons had large tentacles for reproductive organs. this guy might know a thing or two about your condition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Forgetting to masturbate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 39 minutes ago, Nebraska said: to kakapo: this means your penis has lungs and a throat Just spent 30 minutes on the phone to NHS 111 trying to explain this to them and now I've been banned from the service. Thanks alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, kakapo said: My penis has started coughing. Just a polite a-hem at the moment, so might just be aids. If it starts coughing up slime you should seek out assistance immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 I may have posted this in the other thread, but here is a doctor that got the covidz and is live-tweeting symptoms, as well as sharing other valuable info... https://mobile.twitter.com/yaletung?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1238059289094295552&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailyexaminer.com.au%2Fnews%2Finfected-doctor-live-tweets-symptoms%2F3970952%2F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Would it be better or worse if the virus looked like that and ran after you? At least then you could see it coming. Less paranoia. More abject terror tho + heart attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 looking forward to the new yves tumor album over the new autechre album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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