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the downsides of bacon 1 2
by Guest hahathhat- 38 replies
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bacon is fantastic and awesome, as we all know. however, have you ever considered the downsides ? 1. pigs don't like being slaughtered. 2. when you cook bacon, the whole joint smells of bacon for a day or three, and it gets goddamn oppressive after the first 36 hours 3. bacon increases fatness, and shame in the watmm BMI thread 4. back in the day, i read a story on the internet where someone was certain their landlord was the goatse man, and that he died of a freakishly rare cancer due to making soap out of bacon grease. 5.
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as has been reported, after taking 3 big hits of crystalline DMT, people are said to break through this "chrysanthemum" (an inter-dimensional portal that looks like a geometrical flower basically), and upon breaking through to the other side (unintentional Doors reference ) come into fully conscious-aware contact with these light beings. the light beings then proceed to communicate with you through some unknown medium, and no matter what language you know, you understand these beings. the beings speak or sing objects into existence, that then sing more things into existence, ad infinitum. and the point is for you to do it, okay? so then the person (reported by the guy in …
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Miley Cyrus sex doll now on the market
by Guest Enter a new display name- 17 replies
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You can buy it on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Super-Star-Series-3573-00-Finally/dp/B004IWPZ92 And Miley wants to sue the makers of the doll: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3506243/Miley-Cyrus-may-sue-over-sex-doll.html
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men wearing leather boots with folded over tops and their jeans tucked in. kind of like this guy but he's got them all laced up tight... my automatic reflex response is "LOLWHATADICK!".
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0107zhy
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The best ones dont need to be described, but heres a couple to start us off Laying a cable Riding the porcelain horse Dropping the kids off at the pool (having a sh*t) Spanking the monkey (....) Waving a flag in the albert hall (having relations with a well "bedded in" female) And, most of the best ones do seem to be bodily function / sexually orientated
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1372729/The-Inbetweeners-Stateside-MTV-set-make-American-version-hit-show.html WHY MUST THE STATES COPY EVERY SINGLE SHOW THAT EVERYONE ELSE PRODUCES? YOU BUNCH OF UNORIGINAL FUCKS
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A guy at walmart got super glued to a toilet seat.. This would be embarrassing http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/04/prank-leaves-man-superglued-to-public-toilet-seat-at-walmart/1
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folkstreams this is great! i'm currently watching... born for hard luck - peg leg sam jackson check out his wee dance at the start.
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Waking up in the morning after a night of being completely sober and feeling more hungover than if i were to have had 40oz of vodka is shit. i barely have a voice and i want to die but i still have to work. fuck colds. i fucking hate them. they make you sick enough to be able to work.
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Two missing after Tennessee sewage plant wall collapses 1 2
by Guest hahathhat- 26 replies
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http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/05/us-tennessee-sewage-idUSTRE7347VZ20110405 well, shit.
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"Miracle Fruit" 1 2
by Guest Babar- 37 replies
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this way Has anyone ever tried it ?
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[youtubehd]G3K1w7u04Zo[/youtubehd]
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A vision of hell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGC9XtnHSU0 http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/South-Korea-One-Million-Pigs-Buried-Alive-In-Foot-And-Mouth-Outbreak-Mass-Criticism/Article/201101115887024?lpos=World_News_Right_Promo_ you surely don't have to be a pale, malnourished vegetarian fairy like me to find this incredibly fucked-up.
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The Governator 1 2
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[youtubehd]FRxt1GiiZiA[/youtubehd]
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adam and joe are back
by Guest Pennywise- 5 replies
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I know some people on here like A&J so I thought I would tell ya also I use this site to find the podcasts
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yes. this is what this guy should stick to, completely over the top action and anime influences. i loved Watchmen, but he needs to do more original work and less adaptations. [youtubehd]XSIetIg7O3M[/youtubehd]
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comic books/ graphic novels, superhero stories cartoons ( lols), like the cartoons in the newspaper.... the far side etc
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..................................... are you easy to deceive? do you feel a certain change in life recently, like things that were once hidden are starting to be revealed? what makes you so comfortable being human? look down at yourself for a minute, is this all really that familiar to you? . .
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A friend of mine just shared this video with me. Does any one know the author or source? I checked the link provided under the video but could not find it in the archives. It's pretty breathtaking/terrifying: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSO8W_qkWNw
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I think WATMM should get a Ventrilo server. I think that would be an amazing idea. Anyone else? I definitely would love this. speakmm ventmm shoutmm
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i don't particularly like comics 1 2
by Guest hahathhat- 43 replies
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seriously ! i never got the comic book culture. about all i've heard out of it that sounded interesting was alan moore: http://thequietus.com/articles/04603-alan-moore-interview-unearthing-2 does anyone honestly get weepy and nostalgic over the glory of "iron man" on the big screen? forgive me if i didn't grow up in the 1950s. i've been seeing more and more of "comic of yesteryear you remember and cherish," which i do not remember or cherish at all. the intellectual zone joke "stuck in the 1950s" works here.....
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Best record in the NHL. Division, Conference and League champs. I hope they're making room in the trophy case for Lord Stanley. It's been a while since the team that won the Presidents Cup won the big one. We are unbeatable Thank you, Master Satan. Hail.
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i answered yes before finding this site and listening to the different accents. i think most of this is regional dialect rather than auld rabbie burns style Scots language as such, apart from the odd word here and there. anyway, i'd be interested how much you shermans, aussies, and euros, etc manage to understand in the clips. i pretty much understood everything. listen to different scots dialect
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