ALIEN / PROMETHEUS / COVENANT - SPOILERS INBOUND!!

[xox]

lol

[Lada Laika]

Watching Prometheus again. Remind me why this multiple-year-in-stasis team wasn't briefed BEFORE they left Earth??

[oscillik]

Watching Prometheus again. Remind me why this multiple-year-in-stasis team wasn't briefed BEFORE they left Earth??

They all wanted to see Guy Pearce's awesome makeup job.

[Lada Laika]

 

Watching Prometheus again. Remind me why this multiple-year-in-stasis team wasn't briefed BEFORE they left Earth??

They all wanted to see Guy Pearce's awesome makeup job.

flol

 

"I can't tell you if this structure is natural or not, but I can tell you that it's hollow. And a sphere." Soooo... PROBABLY NOT NATURAL THEN RIGHT?!

Best exchange so far:

 

"This is a scientific expedition. No weapons."

"Alright then. Good luck with that."

[Lada Laika]

Also: "Outside it's toxic. In here it's breathable." *immediately removes helmet*

[Guest]

multi lol

[Guest]

watching distodaynotallowingittodisappoint

[tec]

It's alright. I can't be arsed and it doesn't really deserve to be thought about more than that

[Guest]

yea.. was tempted to leave the theater after the first encounters with Bawniels.. but it picked up. Good trash

[goDel]

rlm review: contains spoilers...

 

verdict: not good?

 

[Friendly Foil]

26 minute review of a movie

 

 

weird

Edited May 21, 2017 by Friendly Foil

[Friendly Foil]

huh

[baph]

lol the facehugger to chestburster to full grown alien sequence takes about 10 minutes of in-movie time.

 

the away team is even more incompetent than the one in Prometheus.

 

There was a "wtf why would that..." moment in at least every scene in the second half of the movie.

 

Prometheus was actually better.

 

Ridley's completely lost it.

[Amen Warrior]

Shit but really enjoyable imo. Michael fass Bender really is fucking great

[Guest]

^yeh just this. Taking it seriously in any way is a mistake.. Prometheus wasn't even fun when hate watching, but Covenant is adorable and has a lot of lol moments

[xox]

imo it's much better then prometheus, everything is better...screenplay, directing and visuals in general, acting, music, xenoneomorphs. 

i really didn/t like how it ended...

 

alien

10.001/10

 

aliens

9.999/10

 

alien 3

6.2034/10

 

alien 4

4.1111/10

 

prometheus

5.0907/10

 

convenant

7.4870/10

[Lada Laika]

convenant

7.4870/10

I would watch an alien movie set in a Convent several times

[auxien]

 

convenant

7.4870/10

I would watch an alien movie set in a Convent several times

 

An early draft of Alien 3 was going to be set in a separatist convent on some distant planet or moon or comet. It was all supposed to made of wood or something, I can't remember fully at the moment.

[Lada Laika]

 

 

convenant

7.4870/10

I would watch an alien movie set in a Convent several times

An early draft of Alien 3 was going to be set in a separatist convent on some distant planet or moon or comet. It was all supposed to made of wood or something, I can't remember fully at the moment.

I feel like I remember reading that! Though I don't hate Alien 3 I am sad that it ended up being such a mess. And killing Michael Biehn. More Biehn never hurt anyone.

[dr lopez]

what a completely ridiculous set of films but weirdly i did not hate them as much as i thought. because they look good probably. (i watched them both for the first time tonight) 

 

i'm so completely baffled as to why james franco was in this movie and why his sleeping chamber spontaneously burst into flames for no reason.

 

i somewhat half believe there is a genuinely interesting idea in the species / robots relationships in these films. But of course this is developed and explored perfectly with the character chiasmus in the first film between human - robot - alien - cat.        so then why do it again and worse. oh well. 

 

and i fucking hate that woman's face. her nose, her shitty eyes and her too-short-chin.

 

props to journeyman actor billy crudup for getting to recreate one of the most iconic film sequences in history. he must have been excited.

Edited May 22, 2017 by dr lopez

[Soloman Tump]

I've not seen this yet even though I paid for a ticket (long story.)

 

Is this the worst possible set of circumstances?

[Guest]

you could buy a few more

Edited May 22, 2017 by Guest

[Guest transmisiones ferox]

Didn't watch and will not watch, how's bout that?

[olo]

$36 mil. US  gross. 

 

Uh-oh. Poor Ridley...

Edited May 22, 2017 by olo

[Squee]

$36 mil. US  gross. 

 

Uh-oh. Poor Ridley...

 

But $81,881,862 overseas...