Zephyr_Nova Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I puked in my cat's litter box. If he's not going to us it, I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I swallowed the temporary crown on my tooth. I made one attempt at um, extracting it - not going to elaborate further on that. I've decided it's not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 tooth related first world problem, i need 15 fillings and a hole of a missing molar is filled with some kind of itchy infected pus. total cost, 1700 quid. i think im actually going to quit work, and go back on the dole so i dont have to pay my dental bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) I just realized that I hate this world and I can't live in cooler worlds like Middle-Earth, Azeroth or Cyberpunk Harajuku... meh Edited November 7, 2012 by logakght Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 15?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 i completely fulfill the american stereotype of british people having godawful teeth, and 3 years of excessive mdma use has actually gurned down one of my canines into a razor sharp point reminiscent of some kind of fictional space bandit. i can actually cut glass with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I puked in my cat's litter box. If he's not going to us it, I am. that'll teach him. Now youve got him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieBees Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 i have to figure out what i want peopole to buy me for christmas :((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Same :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 i'm eating too much shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) i have to figure out what i want peopole to buy me for christmas :((((((((((((((((((((((((((( I'm pretty sure I'm long past the age where I can suggest people buy me anything for christmas. Not to say loved ones don't get me thoughtful and generous gifts, but man do I feel like a useless overgrown brat putting ideas out there. Also: my fiancee makes a couple tens of thousands of dollars more than me per fucking annum, so I can't even really compete, and it shouldn't be a competition, but it's like me: I GOT YOU THE NEW WALKING DEAD COLLECTION, A NICEISH DINNER AND A HUG her: I GOT YOU A TRIP TO AFRICA and uh, you know, I feel very bad. they don't sleep anymore on the beach Edited November 8, 2012 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Let me rephrase: I'm 37 and people still expect me to write a wish-list for christmas. I have everything I need, and the only stuff I'd like is too expensive to ask other people to buy for me. - A new job that inspires me - More free time to do what I love - A home brewing kit I should actually just go with the last one. fuck yes thank you thread problem sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 i'm eating too much shit ring Coprophages Anonymous. alternatively, create a cry-for-help thread and guilt watmm into staging an intervention for you. but shit is tasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) My Slap-Chop™ doesn't work at all! I tried using it once to dice some nuts and its performance was abysmal! Edited November 8, 2012 by Goiter Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) I'm visiting Sydney in a few weeks and I'm not sure if I have a place to stay .. any wattmers with a free couch from the 28th November–2nd December wanna help a brother out? I'll provide reimbursement in the form of booze, gifts and/or the general awesomeness that comes from my presence. Edited November 8, 2012 by modey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 - A home brewing kit I ended up getting two of these for family members last year while at the same time receiving one from my brother. There are many pros to this decision. One of them being cheap beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 My Slap-Chop™ doesn't work at all! I tried using it once to dice some nuts and its performance was abysmal! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 i bought a snicker and then won a snicker with it, yes, this is a problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 i have to figure out what i want peopole to buy me for christmas :((((((((((((((((((((((((((( I'm pretty sure I'm long past the age where I can suggest people buy me anything for christmas. Not to say loved ones don't get me thoughtful and generous gifts, but man do I feel like a useless overgrown brat putting ideas out there. Also: my fiancee makes a couple tens of thousands of dollars more than me per fucking annum, so I can't even really compete, and it shouldn't be a competition, but it's like me: I GOT YOU THE NEW WALKING DEAD COLLECTION, A NICEISH DINNER AND A HUG her: I GOT YOU A TRIP TO AFRICA and uh, you know, I feel very bad. they don't sleep anymore on the beach Nah, don't worry about it. Sounds like you would do the same for her. If you belittle yourself for having a cool fiancee it punishes her too. You can waste your time in much better ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Feeling pretty bummed right now. I worked hard last night studying for this astronomy test, set my alarm to wake up for the test at 9:30. I keep the alarm clock across the room so I have to stand up and turn it off. When I woke up I looked at the clock and it said 10:38. It took a second to register, and then pure shock. So now I'm thinking... "this was outside of my control. I didn't 'choose' this, it was purely circumstantial." Because I clearly woke up and turned off the alarm clock without any conscious awareness of what was happening. I've suspected that this was happening for a while. I guess I wake up, without thinking or anything I go turn off the alarm clock, get back in bed, and fall asleep in such a short time frame that I don't remember it in the morning. I didn't remember that I had a test to go to or anything... or maybe it was just straight up sleepwalking. Anyway, I'm not going to beat myself up about this. It's not exactly my fault. My grade will be a C, if I ace everything from here on out. Massive disappointment but no sense of responsibility for what's happened. In fact, something this obscure must have happened for a "reason." Maybe just to tell me I need a new alarm clock, or to fix my sleep schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 lol i've got a client that has to run my proposals passed a fucking feng shui guru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Feeling pretty bummed right now. I worked hard last night studying for this astronomy test, set my alarm to wake up for the test at 9:30. I keep the alarm clock across the room so I have to stand up and turn it off. When I woke up I looked at the clock and it said 10:38. It took a second to register, and then pure shock. So now I'm thinking... "this was outside of my control. I didn't 'choose' this, it was purely circumstantial." Because I clearly woke up and turned off the alarm clock without any conscious awareness of what was happening. I've suspected that this was happening for a while. I guess I wake up, without thinking or anything I go turn off the alarm clock, get back in bed, and fall asleep in such a short time frame that I don't remember it in the morning. I didn't remember that I had a test to go to or anything... or maybe it was just straight up sleepwalking. Anyway, I'm not going to beat myself up about this. It's not exactly my fault. My grade will be a C, if I ace everything from here on out. Massive disappointment but no sense of responsibility for what's happened. In fact, something this obscure must have happened for a "reason." Maybe just to tell me I need a new alarm clock, or to fix my sleep schedule. why don't you just get on your knees and beg the prof? suck zir's dick? lol i've got a client that has to run my proposals passed a fucking feng shui guru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 He has a 6 inch ponytail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) Let me rephrase: I'm 37 and people still expect me to write a wish-list for christmas. I have everything I need, and the only stuff I'd like is too expensive to ask other people to buy for me. - A new job that inspires me - More free time to do what I love - A home brewing kit I should actually just go with the last one. fuck yes thank you thread problem sorted. Basically those three things for me too, yes. Probably also need a bit more floor space in the apartment before the brewing kit, to keep the cat from pissing in it, but yes. Nah, don't worry about it. Sounds like you would do the same for her. If you belittle yourself for having a cool fiancee it punishes her too. You can waste your time in much better ways Wisdom. lol i've got a client that has to run my proposals passed a fucking feng shui guru. oh god, lol Edited November 8, 2012 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Little Wing is only 2:27 long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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