pcock Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) A girl who I am very, incredibly into just got paraletically drunk at a party, I offered to take her home so she actually made it there safely, she invited herself back to mine, constantly tried to winch me, curled up in a ball on top of me,grabbed my dick, and I wrapped her up in a blanket while she passed out and went to my room cos I'm not a piece of shit. Sometimes it's a pain in the arse having a conscience. She was absolutely ganting for It, and although I'm drunk aswell, I feel like consent involves being roughly the same drunk. Edited January 6, 2019 by messiaen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 A girl who I am very, incredibly into just got paraletically drunk at a party, I offered to take her home so she actually made it there safely, she invited herself back to mine, constantly tried to winch me, curled up in a ball on top of me,grabbed my dick, and I wrapped her up in a blanket while she passed out and went to my room cos I'm not a piece of shit. Sometimes it's a pain in the arse having a conscience. She was absolutely ganting for It, and although I'm drunk aswell, I feel like consent involves being roughly the same drunk.You gotta just sting your dick in like a bee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 A girl who I am very, incredibly into just got paraletically drunk at a party, I offered to take her home so she actually made it there safely, she invited herself back to mine, constantly tried to winch me, curled up in a ball on top of me,grabbed my dick, and I wrapped her up in a blanket while she passed out and went to my room cos I'm not a piece of shit. Sometimes it's a pain in the arse having a conscience. She was absolutely ganting for It, and although I'm drunk aswell, I feel like consent involves being roughly the same drunk. This is a success. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Found a patch on my face where hair is not growing although hair had been growing there before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) My textbook used the word "winngingest" in a section about big data..... smh Edited January 6, 2019 by Bulk VanderHooj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 My textbook used the word "winngingest" in a section about big data..... smh Edumacation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 GoFundMe gave me a refund for the money I donated to ChenGOD's friend's campaign. Wonder what happened. Something to do with sanctions, am trying to find out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Found a patch on my face where hair is not growing although hair had been growing there before I have one of those on top of my head. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 It's where the government implanted you the microchips for mind-hacking. You better cut it out of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I wouldn't mind face baldness. I'm tired of shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I wouldn't mind face baldness. I'm tired of shaving. laser..... facial hair removal? Is that even a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Not sure, I'll just stick to duct tape and sand paper for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Ouch lol Or pluck each individual beard hair until complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Not sure, I'll just stick to duct tape and sand paper for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) Kinda drifting away from one of my best friends, sucks that he's like the only one I regularly hang out with...I've always kinda known he was dramatic but, these days I'm older and I'm just kinda tired of hearing all of it... We've known each other for years, and he used to be a decent guy to hang with, but these days increasingly so it's always something, his terrible taste in women, that becomes, his fucked up relationships that get horribly dysfunctional because they dont end when they should (one of them ending in a series of court cases over who owes who what), his work drama, his shitty roommates and landlords because he pretty much lives in a shared rental house rather than a proper apartment, etc... it's always something, and a lot of it seems to be stemmed from his inability to get himself away from these situations and I'm getting kinda tired of it all...... I need new friends. Edited January 8, 2019 by ghOsty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Adulting Pmuch ghosty. I've cut out a number of people over the years, not because they're bad people but people change as they get older, interests and values diverge, so on. It always sucks but such is life, I think? =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 i absolutely love putting cayenne powder and malagueta chilis on pretty much everyhing i eat but it makes me go poopoo real fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I bought some indian curry snack because i had it at my friends house and it was really good... And i ate too much i guess, went right through me, fast, and angrily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 :( my ass is happy today, i threw that shit away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I was in the middle of listening to a new leaked Louis CK set, which had me laughing pretty hard, but paused it about a third of the way through because I had some shit to do. When I went back to it, the vid had been removed and appears to have been removed anywhere else it may have once been. Either that or my googling skills have really gone to shite. You'd think it would be on Pirate Bay or something. iirc it was over an hour long! FWS: finally used iirc in a post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) Oh shit it's gone?? That was great and I only listened once :^( Edit: it's on slsk. Listening for the second time, that fucking guy sat next to the mic.... Edited January 8, 2019 by hello spiral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 if either of you find the whole set can you fwd me a copy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 It was alright. The bit about the practical jokes was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I need a version with that guy removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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