Extralife Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 18 minutes ago, milkface said: ebay for clothes I was just trying to sound like those clueless boomers in the depop commercial I saw on Hulu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Extralife said: I was just trying to sound like those clueless boomers in the depop commercial I saw on Hulu. ohh my bad haha. depop don't run ads in the UK cause it managed to spread solely through word of mouth so everyone knows through a friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 accidentally swiped left on a chick which her anthem was windowlicker... shit... 1 in a million... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 1/29/2021 at 6:46 PM, Zephyr_Nova said: "S" syllables sibilance mister, it's called sibilance ffs... god... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/1/2021 at 9:28 PM, Zephyr_Nova said: Bartender at a local burger place has been outed as a serial rapist, 35 stories so far, many extremely brutal (strangulation, belt whipping). Had an apartment above the bar, so he'd ply whomever with shot after free shot and bring them up there when they were sufficiently incapacitated. The owners and other staffers absolutely had a good idea of what was going on. And here I thought their bacon patty burger was disappointing. now you know where that sore came from... On 2/2/2021 at 12:50 PM, milkface said: bought a nice carhartt coat from depop and its too small (fits perfectly when its on me but putting it on and taking it off is a hassle because its one of those quarter zip pullover ones and being too small it requires some body contortion to squeeze my way in) - probably gonna sell it on depop now but as a young whippersnapper i have no idea how to package and send an item of clothing. anyways i bought a much nicer y-3 coat that makes me look like a ninja what about instead of criticizing the jacket, you don't take a good look at yourself and start jogging or something? get a dog ffs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 20 minutes ago, Tim_J said: accidentally swiped left on a chick which her anthem was windowlicker... shit... 1 in a million... one time i completely abandoned a girl i was talking up at a party because the dj dropped ptolemy Spoiler i mean realistically i feel like i made the right call here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cryptowen said: one time i completely abandoned a girl i was talking up at a party because the dj dropped ptolemy Reveal hidden contents i mean realistically i feel like i made the right call here u did the right thing, don't even trip dawg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister miller Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 52 minutes ago, Cryptowen said: one time i completely abandoned a girl i was talking up at a party because the dj dropped ptolemy Reveal hidden contents i mean realistically i feel like i made the right call here i mean if a rando DJ drops Ptolemy it's something special. that's a fairly deep cut to hear at a party (i guess depending on the type of party youre at) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 i'm 49. i have several friends turning 50 this month. people i've known most of my life and still keep in touch with. yesterday i got texts related to 3 of them. their sig others are sending out these invites to make a video birthday wish and upload it to some website so they can be played at whatever intimate covid safe gathering taking place. so now i have to make 3 videos wishing well old friends who i have memories going back to when i was 5yrs old in one case. it's not like a wedding toast type of pressure but jesus.. 2 of them are super short notice.. like 2 days. not a big deal really but i always overthink these types of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, ignatius said: i'm 49. i have several friends turning 50 this month. people i've known most of my life and still keep in touch with. yesterday i got texts related to 3 of them. their sig others are sending out these invites to make a video birthday wish and upload it to some website so they can be played at whatever intimate covid safe gathering taking place. so now i have to make 3 videos wishing well old friends who i have memories going back to when i was 5yrs old in one case. it's not like a wedding toast type of pressure but jesus.. 2 of them are super short notice.. like 2 days. not a big deal really but i always overthink these types of things. http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Tim_J said: sibilance mister, it's called sibilance ffs... god... Sibilance refers to a wide variety of hissy consonant sounds, and I was being more specific (3 esses in this case). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said: Sibilance refers to a wide variety of hissy consonant sounds, and I was being more specific (3 esses in this case). stop being so pedantic ok? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said: Sibilance refers to a wide variety of hissy consonant sounds, and I was being more specific (3 esses in this case). Still, "syllable" is the wrong word, a syllable is a unit of organization for a sequence of speech sounds. Maybe you mean "sibilant"? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibilant, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syllable 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 More of this please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 But there is nothing more to add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 1 hour ago, ignatius said: i'm 49. i have several friends turning 50 this month. people i've known most of my life and still keep in touch with. yesterday i got texts related to 3 of them. their sig others are sending out these invites to make a video birthday wish and upload it to some website so they can be played at whatever intimate covid safe gathering taking place. so now i have to make 3 videos wishing well old friends who i have memories going back to when i was 5yrs old in one case. it's not like a wedding toast type of pressure but jesus.. 2 of them are super short notice.. like 2 days. not a big deal really but i always overthink these types of things. 50 years Fabulous, 50 years Fun, 50 years Fierce! Happy 50th birthday, to a FANTASTIC friend. May your dreams all come true today. You’re finally over the hill, and may the great years still be yet to come! Happy 50th birthday, to an amazing person. You’re 50, and that means it’s time to CELEBRATE! May your dances be never-ending and may your glass always be full. Happy 50th birthday, to the biggest optimist we know! Your sunny outlook and kind spirit make every day with you a blessing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 15 minutes ago, dingformung said: 50 years Fabulous, 50 years Fun, 50 years Fierce! Happy 50th birthday, to a FANTASTIC friend. May your dreams all come true today. You’re finally over the hill, and may the great years still be yet to come! Happy 50th birthday, to an amazing person. You’re 50, and that means it’s time to CELEBRATE! May your dances be never-ending and may your glass always be full. Happy 50th birthday, to the biggest optimist we know! Your sunny outlook and kind spirit make every day with you a blessing. 1 down. 2 to go. only took 5 takes to get the first one done w/o too much cringe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 20 minutes ago, ignatius said: 1 down. 2 to go. only took 5 takes to get the first one done w/o too much cringe. Just hire one of those Indian guys who record themselves reading custom text 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 1 minute ago, drillkicker said: Just hire one of those Indian guys who record themselves reading custom text oh i should've. my friend is Indian. he'd have gotten a laugh out of it for sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 1 minute ago, drillkicker said: Just hire one of those Indian guys who record themselves reading custom text 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 My phone is borked. Says that the usb port has moisture in it since yesterday. When I go to charge it says to remove usb cable but I heard that it's ok to charge when phone is powered off so that's what I've been doing. This also means I'm using it less so that's kinda positive. I'm gonna wait a week and if it's still acting up I might upgrade to one of those new shiny phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 I have a bunch of marijuana that I haven't smoked in months just because I broke my bong back in November. I needa fuckin smoke that shit but for some reason I just buy more vodka instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 19 hours ago, Tim_J said: now you know where that sore came from... what about instead of criticizing the jacket, you don't take a good look at yourself and start jogging or something? get a dog ffs... im skinnier than a prisoner of war right now it's the jacket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Hot co-workers are the worst. 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Forget what I said earlier about not being an alcoholic. I wanted to have a couple shots of vodka last night and realized that I couldn't stop drinking until I emptied the bottle (it was 2/3 full when I started). This was completely unintentional and I had no plans to get as drunk as I did. This is an almost daily routine for me and it's starting to cause problems. I'm going to try tapering off starting today. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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