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My fiance and I decided to go on a 2 week diet plan to help lose some weight, I've actually managed to stick to it and only have a few days left. When I'm done though I'm going to get myself a big fucking burger from Five Guys or something.

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I managed to fix my speaker cable that the rabbit chewed through. Only problem is they now look like this...

 

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Toplel

 

Hmmm only one macgyver out of 5 for you I'm afraid.

 

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Doh! Should have used a paperclip.

 

Where is the like button when one needs it. Damn it, I need to express my general satisfaction with the state of things in a convenient way that lets others know how I feel!

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last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

 

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

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last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

 

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

How much did you drink to get that? What's .05 equivalent to?

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last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

 

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

As someone that increasingly can't handle alcohol and social situations and just got kicked out of a bar, I salute you.

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a general guide for staying under 0.05 for men is, 2 standard drinks in the first hour and then one standard drink every hour after that.

 

between 8pm and 1am I had 5 strong craft beers, plus some food and water. it definitely wasn't enough to put me in the danga zone.

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last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

 

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

As someone that increasingly can't handle alcohol and social situations and just got kicked out of a bar, I salute you.

people can get kicked out of bars for nothing, especially in some uptight establishments.

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last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

 

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

As someone that increasingly can't handle alcohol and social situations and just got kicked out of a bar, I salute you.
people can get kicked out of bars for nothing, especially in some uptight establishments.

Yeah I literally have no idea where I puked and I was saying bad things.

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My visit to the dentist this morning went well. My mouth is still numb on the right side, but the dentist kept complimenting me on how calm I was while he put fillings in my teeth. Also I had to pay only half of what I paid my last visit, thanks to my new insurance. Plus the dental assistant chick was cute and friendly.

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It's not uncommon for the FWP and FWA/S threads to get confused in the posting process.

 

I've done it. Lots of times haha.

 

Maybe it was a success to him though, maybe he likes tasting disappointment. :emotawesomepm9:

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