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9th MOST IDM Tournament - Qualification Rounds!

Root5

By Root5
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Qualification rounds (vote for as many as you like)  

46 members have voted

  1. 1. 1

    • "Save as copy"
      3
    • #dressgate
      1
    • 10 PRINT "complaining about" / 20 GOTO 10 / 30 PRINT "'this thread'" (note: interpret the slashes as line breaks?)
      2
    • 512GB micro SD cards
      11
    • 90s dance music
      10
    • A Creative Melting Post buzzing with Authentic Vibes spanning the gulf between Ethnic Chic and Sustainable Vintage
      6
    • A grainy photo of Björk wearing colorful sneakers
      12
    • A photoshop of a badger riding a swan
      6
    • A photoshop of a scout stormtrooper riding a 74-Z speeder bike chasing Vladamir Putin riding a weasel riding a woodpecker
      5
    • A photoshop of Madonna wearing a cape riding a weasel riding a woodpecker
      4
    • A photoshop of Vladamir Putin riding a weasel riding a woodpecker
      8
    • A shark wearing a dinner jacket, smoking a cigar, and brandishing a machine gun
      8
    • A t-shirt that reads "If you get with me you will be (Mg, Fe)7 Si8 O22 (OH)2" ("(Mg, Fe)7 Si8 O22 (OH)2" is the chemical formula for Cummingtonite)
      5
    • Abattoir cleansing stations
      3
    • AC/DC's drummer looking for contract killers
      6
    • After recently becoming a parent, discussing with your wife how unrealistic the portrayal and character interactions with baby Judith are in "The Walking Dead", and totally not worrying about the zombie apocalypse
      3
    • Anechoic chambers
      12
    • Anthony Fantano Voodo Puppet
      4
    • Applying architectural principles to everything but actual architecture
      16
    • Arguing that global warming doesn't exist, because snow still exists (a.k.a. mental retardation)
      7
    • Artificial leaves
      11
    • Attics
      6
    • Autism
      15
    • Autoerotic asphyxiation
      4
    • Avastar (a South African inspired club in South Africa)
      4
    • Bagger 288 (the world's largest land vehicle and excavator)
      8
    • Ballroom dancing at an SND gig
      8
    • Beatboxing in the shower
      10
    • Becoming a dad by giving birth mid-backflip on top of a rogue derailed steam train busting through the Large Hadron Collider
      9
    • Being a dad
      7
    • Being a dog person, but getting cats because they are lower maintenance
      7
    • Being a verysmart IDM fan
      7
    • Being clean shaven
      5
    • Being emotionally attached to your houseplants
      14
    • Being handed a new set of parameters
      9
    • Being handed a ton of new parameters
      6
    • Being indecisive
      6
    • Being on the spectrum
      7
    • Being planet
      13
    • Being raped by your virginity
      9
    • Being stuck in about a foot cubed's worth of crumpled, mangled, flame-lit car for nearly three hours after a blow-out at 80mph with both of your femurs forced out of your pelvis (leading to your pelvis and hips fracturing (continued in thread)
      8
    • Bill Cosby
      2
    • Bismuth
      9
    • Blueprints for flying inventions
      4
    • Boiled sweets (especially pear flavor)
      4
    • Brainstorming about a concept that has been dead for years
      16

  2. 2. 2

    • Bringing your fork to a rave
      11
    • Buying a phone and using it only to make medical appointments
      7
    • Buying all of Clark's albums and not really knowing why
      8
    • BUYING CONDOMS FOR A GIRL'S BIRTHDAY
      4
    • Buzludzha
      6
    • Carnivorous plants
      8
    • Cat calling to actual cats
      10
    • Cat tongues
      7
    • Cats wearing scarves
      5
    • Coiled up ferns
      10
    • Color blindness
      5
    • Contracting eye cancer from trying to read the grey text in the original post of the 9th MOST IDM brainstorming thread with the WATMM Classic theme
      12
    • Crap circles
      8
    • Crop circles
      6
    • Crunchy raw and with attitude
      3
    • Crunchy sound with reversed sounds and some swooosh sounds
      7
    • Crunchy sounds
      6
    • Crunchy sounds with reverb
      5
    • Crunchy sounds with reverb and delay
      7
    • Crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break
      7
    • Crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks
      4
    • Crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks, which repeat with variation each time
      8
    • Crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks, which repeat with variation each time, and an autotuned "Ooh" sample culled from an early noughties RnB track at the end of every fourth bar
      5
    • Crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks, which repeat with variation each time, and an autotuned "Ooh" sample culled from an early noughties RnB track at the end of every fourth bar, all of which has (continued...
      7
    • Crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks, which repeat with variation each time, and an autotuned "Ooh" sample culled from an early noughties RnB track at the end of every fourth bar, all of which has (continued...
      12
    • Crying in the shower
      11
    • Crying while eating while masturbating
      11
    • D*E*T*H*W*A*V*E
      8
    • Designing your own experiences, and then not following through on experiencing the design, but at least you'll experience designing your own experience by designing the experience of designing your own experiences
      9
    • Digital synthesis
      6
    • Digital vinyls
      12
    • Dinosaurs on motorcycles
      4
    • Dirty jokes
      1
    • Discussing [Discussing discussing life in a IDM message board on the internet on the internet] on the internet
      10
    • Discussing discussing life in a IDM message board on the internet on the internet
      6
    • Discussing life in a IDM message board on the internet
      9
    • DJ Khaled
      6
    • Docking to space stations
      16
    • Dreaming about lucid dreaming
      14
    • Early 90s Björk in Reebok pumps
      7
    • Editing all of your posts
      8
    • Ejaculating into empty space
      14
    • Ejaculating into fire
      12
    • Ejaculating into fire at exactly 23:00 on the 23rd of each month
      5
    • Ejaculating into fire at exactly 23:00 on the 23rd of each month; however, during the 23rd successive hose-down session an owl's face is used as a bukakke-familiar target in order to evoke the winged gods of the woods at night into (continued in th...
      9
    • Elite: Dangerous (a space adventure simulator)
      2

  3. 3. 3

    • Enjoying getting your teeth drilled for the texture of the sound
      20
    • Every person on WATMM winning the Most Humorless Autist award
      13
    • Fact Magazine articles that are blatantly based on WATMM threads from three days ago
      12
    • Fart chambers
      10
    • Fart noises
      3
    • Feminism
      4
    • fletcher's dog in fletcher's avatar wearing a hat and smoking a pipe, photoshopped into a photo taken in the main room at Corsica Studios during the Venetian Snares headline set of the Mu 200+ event
      5
    • Freezers full of strawberry ice cream
      0
    • Freezing your jorts
      6
    • Future Brown getting signed to Warp
      6
    • Future Brown vinyl being made into hats
      7
    • Gaining ranks in the esteem of DJ Khaled by earning yourself the title of "Smot"
      3
    • Garbage trucks
      4
    • Getting Autechre to name your left foot
      12
    • Getting multiple surgeries to look like a celebrity
      1
    • Getting wanked by a time travelling Jenna Jameson lookalike and not cumming
      8
    • Ghikrack soda
      3
    • Giant pill millipedes
      9
    • Gradually realizing you are a hipster stereotype
      12
    • Grapefruit flavor
      3
    • Green fluorescent protein
      5
    • Growing your hair long, shaving it off, and repeating
      8
    • Handing out
      8
    • Handing out a new set of parameters
      7
    • Harvesting horseshow crab blood
      9
    • Hating "The Big Bang Theory", not because it isn't funny, but because of the factual errors
      10
    • Hating Future Brown
      4
    • Hating gear discussions while being on an electronic music makers forum
      3
    • Hating hipsters before it was trendy
      6
    • Having a handlebar installed in the driver's side so you can heave yourself up for comfy farting whilst driving
      4
    • Having a PC tower and CRT monitor while performing live on stage
      13
    • Having dusty music equipment on your computer desk
      9
    • Having sexy time with a pporno dwarf while high on LSD in a hotel in Birmingham
      6
    • Having very strong opinions about graphic design
      10
    • Head transplants
      7
    • Hearing with your tongue
      7
    • Holding back a conversation with normals about music because you "just cant"
      12
    • Homeless people making crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks, which repeat with variation each time, and an autotuned "Ooh" sample culled from an early noughties RnB track at the end of every (continued in post)
      9
    • Hot spring enthusiasts
      3
    • http://shittickets.tumblr.com
      3
    • http://www.windows93.net
      12
    • Huermsi-choc noodles
      2
    • Human head transplants
      7
    • Hurting your pinky while punching someone, but not breaking it
      2
    • HVDs (holographic versatile discs)
      7
    • Hyperparasites (parasites of parasites)
      13

  4. 4. 4

    • Hypervelocity stars
      11
    • Ice water with ice
      11
    • Ice water, hold the ice
      6
    • Ice water, no ice
      6
    • Improving posts instead of fixing them
      7
    • Instinctively muttering "sorry" whenever someone bumps into you
      12
    • Instinctively muttering "sorry" whenever you bump into someone
      4
    • Intercoursing with your virginity
      7
    • Internet friends
      8
    • Inventing your own pseudo-scientific tonal scale as the basis for a series of releases in increasingly obscure media formats
      9
    • James Cameron's "Avatar"
      0
    • Jedy
      3
    • Jessica!
      5
    • jhon is kill
      1
    • Jihadist hackers
      5
    • Kanye West making a video game
      4
    • Lake Vostok (Antactica's largest subglacial lake)
      9
    • LANDING ON A FUCKING COMET, BITCHES!
      19
    • Listening to music that sounds like it's from the future whilst worrying about the future
      11
    • Listening to the Beatles while wearing a Merzbow shirt
      10
    • Looking at your desk, seeing a smart phone next to a bag of M&Ms, then looking at your desk again, and saying "I got nothing"
      5
    • Loosening the MOST IDM tournament
      5
    • Loosening your virginity
      7
    • Losing your hearing before turning 50
      3
    • Losing your hearing before your virginity
      10
    • Losing your virginity after turning 50
      4
    • Losing your virginity by penis transplant
      6
    • Losing your virginity to a Thai ladyboy hooker while on acid with Gantz Graf playing in the background on loop
      7
    • Losing your virginity to autismgasm
      4
    • Loving your virginity
      3
    • Lucid dreaming
      6
    • Lucid dreaming about crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks
      9
    • Making a silly thread about whether it's possible for people on the autism spectrum have a better chance at making silly threads about what is possible for people on the autism spectrum to have a better chance at liking
      6
    • Making cheesy esoteric YouTube comments on tracks you like
      5
    • Making love to your virginity
      5
    • Making up opinions so that you can talk about them
      5
    • Measels
      3
    • Messy wires that are all tangled up
      7
    • Metal staircases
      6
    • METHANE GAS ESCAPING FROM MELTING ANTARCTICA DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING ANNIHILATION FOREVER
      6
    • METHANE GAS ESCAPING FROM MY ANUS CAUSING GLOBAL ANNIHILATION FOREVER
      4
    • Micro-sculptures
      13
    • Microscopes
      5
    • Migraine auras
      9
    • MIXL2's avatar
      3
    • mohing the grass
      3

  5. 5. 5

    • Moss covered everything
      15
    • Mussolini's headquarters
      5
    • My avatar
      8
    • Nic Cage's various character names and hairstyles
      4
    • Nicolas Cage
      6
    • Nominating one's own avatar
      5
    • Non-imminent shits
      8
    • Not being able to grow any facial hair
      5
    • Not being able to think of good ideas
      7
    • Not beliving in Chinese medicine, but wanting to try it just for fun
      6
    • Not losing your virginity
      3
    • Not making eye contact
      11
    • Numspa
      3
    • Obelisks
      10
    • Octopus arms
      8
    • Oklo (a site of uranium deposits that were actually natural fussion reactors)
      8
    • Old biology diagrams
      6
    • Old Yugoslavian/Soviet sculptures
      11
    • Olympus Mons (the highest mountain in the solar system, located on Mars)
      12
    • Organic batteries
      7
    • Overdubbed 90mm tapes
      10
    • Owning a mineral box
      5
    • Parasitic cancer (cancer that is transmissible between individuals)
      7
    • Paying an inordinate amount of attention to small details that most people wouldn't notice or care about
      8
    • Pi
      11
    • Pizzaria Autechre
      14
    • Playing chess on a Friday night
      3
    • Pointless arguments that go nowhere
      5
    • Post normcore
      8
    • Post-IDM
      9
    • Post-IDM released on digital vinyls
      9
    • Post-post-vaporwave
      7
    • Post-vaporwave
      8
    • Posting in an IDM tournament thread while listening to terrible 2k techno
      8
    • Posting very good ideas before the nominations for MOST IDM closes
      3
    • Preemptive negativity
      9
    • Preparing for a job interview
      3
    • Preparing your cat for a job interview
      9
    • Printing threads on line printers
      4
    • Procrastinating on WATMM
      13
    • Progeria
      2
    • Proposed designs for the new London Bridge
      3
    • Putting a clothes peg on your nose bridge to produce a mild head-rush-like sensation
      4
    • qwermsi-chocs
      5
    • Rainbows
      5
    • Ravine trapdoor spiders
      8

  6. 6. 6

    • Raymond "Ray" Kurzweil
      3
    • Really big ships
      10
    • Really simple haircuts
      7
    • Reebok Instapump Fury
      6
    • Referring to your social media usage as your "#brand"
      1
    • Releasing minimal techno on a wire recording limited to ten
      12
    • Releasing music that is entirely composed, produced, and mastered in the digital domain as vinyl only
      9
    • Remote viewing
      6
    • Retro-vaporwave
      3
    • Rolling your own cigarettes
      6
    • Rosetta's first rendezvous with 67P/Churyumov?Gerasimenko
      10
    • Scalp worms
      8
    • Scam phone calls from Venezuela
      4
    • Scheelite
      4
    • Scientist wearing sexist t-shirts and then crying about it afterwards
      10
    • Sean Booth spending four hours on CHATMM, and saying he can't do a SoundCloud dump because he tossed all his old unreleased stuff on a landfill
      17
    • Seeing a funny and creative MOST IDM entry that speaks to the imagination lose to something boring like "Really big ships"
      11
    • Seeing Björk throw her panties to the public when you are fourteen
      6
    • Sending a bagel overseas
      13
    • Sending messages using magic space waves
      7
    • Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
      4
    • Shitty/unfunny internet memes
      2
    • Shop branded food items that taste like the more pricey originators
      1
    • Silica gel and shock cases
      3
    • Sirro by Effecks Twin winning a Gammy
      15
    • Sirro by Effecks Twin winning a Granny
      13
    • Sleep paralysis
      11
    • Smoking a pipe in a space helmet
      13
    • Snakeskin condoms
      5
    • Snapdragon seed pods (they look like tiny skulls)
      11
    • Social anxiety
      10
    • Social anxiety when you are on your own
      15
    • Socotra
      4
    • Soft pasty thighs
      6
    • Somnoklep gangliates
      4
    • Sony's new cassette tape that can hold 148GB per square inch of tape
      12
    • Sour beer
      2
    • Sourdough
      5
    • Space stations
      17
    • Spanning the gulf between sustainable chic and ethnic cleansing
      6
    • Speculation and debunkery
      3
    • Speculation based on the facts we have
      2
    • Spelling the names of inanimate Objekts incorrectly
      5
    • Spending excessive amounts of time searching for the origins of subtle smells that may or may not be terribly disgusting
      4
    • Spending sixteen hours of your day on CHATMM
      9
    • Spending too much time on the computer
      8

  7. 7. 7

    • Spending two years writing, performing, tweaking, editing, mastering, and sweating over your debut EP, and then not releasing it because all 175 tracks of the Aphex Twin SoundCloud dump are miles better
      15
    • Standing motionless close to the stage ogling synths
      10
    • Starship Troopers
      6
    • Starship Troopers with Teletubbies as hybrid reboot
      3
    • Staying at home on New Year's Eve
      8
    • Staying late at work because Sean Booth is in CHATMM
      12
    • StephanG's avatar
      6
    • Suggesting the same thing for MOST IDM eight years in a row, and it never wins
      12
    • Sustainable vintage
      7
    • Swimming with whales
      5
    • Syroing your avatar and then putting it back to normal after the hype dies down
      6
    • Tarle Howies codpiece
      2
    • Teletubbies
      1
    • The "MS Paint the photo of the pre-poster" thread
      10
    • The "why is life no longer exciting" thread, where each track emulates a post
      11
    • The "Wrong MS Paints" thread
      5
    • The Aphex Twin SoundCloud dump
      15
    • The blue field entroptic phenomenon
      9
    • The chemtrail apocalypse
      5
    • The Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event
      8
    • The Facebook IDM group
      3
    • The fact that TwitchPlaysPokemon actually beats games
      4
    • The flooded mall in Bangkok full of fish
      9
    • The glamorous world of cat ownership
      4
    • The inevitable introvert/extrovert discussions on WATMM
      7
    • The international bagel
      11
    • The Kickstarter for the new colundi album
      3
    • The last day of nominations at a highly competitive Best Snarerush Freestyle competition
      4
    • The Major Leage Baseball pitcher Dock Ellis dropping acid and then throwing a no-hitter shortly thereafter
      3
    • The Mars One project
      10
    • The McArthur River uranium mine in Saskatchewan where the uranium is so high-grade that the host rocks have to be frozen and the ore has to be mined by robots sothe miners don't get fried by radiation)
      9
    • The minipops kid (a.k.a. Ryan Wyer)
      16
    • The Motherland Calls (a statue in Russia)
      7
    • The Mpemba effect
      4
    • The original series of Twin Peaks setting up for a comeback twenty-five years later
      4
    • The Ponte Tower in Johannesburg
      4
    • The singularity
      9
    • The smell of burning plastic/silicone
      6
    • The smell of forty year old white men
      5
    • The twin-prime conjecture
      5
    • The unforgiving gravitational pull of "The Walking Dead"
      0
    • The word "dump"
      4
    • The µ-ziq SoundCloud dump
      9
    • Things that are tighter than a gnat's vag
      6
    • Thinking "virginitate" is a word
      4
    • Thinking IDM is still a thing
      17

  8. 8. 8

    • Throp throp throp throp throp
      11
    • Thrush
      7
    • Thunderstorms
      9
    • Tiled floors
      3
    • Tinned mushrooms
      6
    • Titmice, boobies, and woodcocks
      7
    • Tourmaline
      2
    • Travelling back in time to buy Google stocks
      7
    • triachus
      10
    • Tucking in your shirt when you're wearing shorts
      6
    • Tucking your t-shirt into your jeans
      6
    • Twoism
      6
    • UFOs
      8
    • Ulillillia
      18
    • Ulillillia losing the MOST IDM tournament every year
      21
    • Unreleases tracks
      6
    • Unsubscribing from Facebook
      4
    • Vaporwave
      5
    • Verysmart IDM fans accusing other verysmart IDM fans of not knowing the difference between "loosing" and "losing"
      6
    • Verysmart IDM fans not knowing the difference between "loosing" and "losing"
      4
    • Vigo the Carpathian's cunning plan to acquire Dana Barrett's breast milk
      4
    • Viruses that can kill cancer cells
      11
    • Vitreous floaters
      3
    • Vladimir Demikhov's two-headed dog experiments
      6
    • Waking your cat
      7
    • Walking your cat
      9
    • Wanking your cat
      9
    • Watchign white blood cells move through the capillaries in front of your retina
      11
    • Watching a rainbow as you drive off with your motorbike towards the horizon with a chained up twink on the back with his nips exposed and a crossbow dark stuck in your arm
      5
    • Water Caltrop seedpods (they look like demon heads)
      7
    • WATMM
      12
    • WATMM being taller than ever before
      7
    • Wearing an Apple Watch in thirty years when it's finally hip
      10
    • Wearing an Apple Watch on your wrist with the time buried on it tries to be a smart arse prick
      3
    • Weasels riding woodpeckers
      7
    • Wet brass
      6
    • White dog poo
      8
    • Women who have a lot of cats, but are otherwise well-adjusted, and so it wouldn't really be appropriate to call them "crazy cat ladies"
      13
    • Worrying that people will assume you take drugs when they see your drawings
      7
    • www.clickhole.com
      1
    • Yelling "Hi, Richard!" at an Aphex Twin gig
      14
    • Yelling "Sean plz" during the breakdown in an Autechre live set. Your know when the breakdown will occur because you've downloaded all the rips from the previous gigs of the tour
      16
    • Yelling the names of LPs/Eps during quiet breakdowns at Autechre live shows (eg. "TRI REPETAE!!!")
      15
    • Your avatar
      8
    • Your dick
      12

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Root5 Grand Master

Root5

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Here are the 367 nominations.

 

Unfortunately, the long ones couldn't be completed, so here they are:

 

Group 1 - Nomination 41

Being stuck in about a foot cubed's worth of crumpled, mangled, flame-lit car for nearly three hours after a blow-out at 80mph with both of your femurs forced out of your pelvis (leading to your pelvis and hips fracturing into various pieces and shards), with both femurs subsequently forced out and up into your rib cage. lacerating internal organs... add wonky breaks to the tibula and fibula in both lower legs, dislocated knees (MRI's pending), dislocated ankle madness, a compressed cheekbone, severe facial lacerations (100+ stitches, no exaggeration, and the after effects take some getting used to), a mega concussion, and right when you think you can't handle another second the paramedics give you an IV of ketamine so instead of the pain stopping, you just end up in an alternate reality IN MIND-BENDING AGONY

 

Group 2 - Nomination 24

Crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks, which repeat with variation each time, and an autotuned "Ooh" sample culled from an early noughties RnB track at the end of every fourth bar, all of which has been cut up into a footwork remix

 

Group 2 - Nomination 25

Crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks, which repeat with variation each time, and an autotuned "Ooh" sample culled from an early noughties RnB track at the end of every fourth bar, all of which has been cut up into a footwork remix with a music video by Spike Lee featuring Clive Owen and Holly Valance

 

Group 2 - Nomination 45

Ejaculating into fire at exactly 23:00 on the 23rd of each month; however, during the 23rd successive hose-down session an owl's face is used as a bukakke-familiar target in order to evoke the winged gods of the woods at night into massive whoooosh sounds which are then sampled, reversed, compressed & interlaced in the final mixdown to conjure eternal darkness across the broken soul of man

 

Group 3 - Nomination 38

Homeless people making crunchy sounds with reverb and delay and the Amen break and gabber kicks, which repeat with variation each time, and an autotuned "Ooh" sample culled from an early noughties RnB track at the end of every fourth bar, all of which has been cut up into a footwork remix

 

May may vote for however many or few you like. However, due to a technicality in the forum software, you have to vote for at least one nomination in each group of 46/45.

 

Let the voting begin!!

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triachus Grand Master

triachus

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Good work Root5

 

 

But god fucking damnit @ "Really big ships" having more votes than Seeing a funny and creative MOST IDM entry that speaks to the imagination lose to something boring like "Really big ships" :catrage:

 

 

I'm to blame since I added both of those :catcry:

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Root5 Grand Master

Root5

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Lol. So many typos. On the next I think I brought the typos and grammatical errors way down (and left the intentional ones) but a bunch still slipped through the cracks. I put way more editorial work into the actual bracketology (where there are only 64 topics), so don't worry about it.

 

I could see Ponte tower getting screwed because of this typo, so it's good that we're bringing attention to it here. For those who don't know, this is Ponte Tower:

 

PonteTowerApartments.jpg

 

It's IDM as fuck.

 

One of my favs at the moment is "A photoshop of a scout stormtrooper riding a 74-Z speeder bike chasing Vladamir Putin riding a weasel riding a woodpecker". That was hilarious.

 

Also, part of me is dreading that the finals will be Bill Cosby vs Feminism, with Pointless arguments that go nowhere as a runner up.

 

EDIT: I just corrected Pente to Ponte.

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Root5 Grand Master

Root5

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"Enjoying getting your teeth drilled for the texture of the sound" pulls into the lead!!

 

Followed by a three way split between:

 

  • LANDING ON A FUCKING COMET, BITCHES!
  • Sean Booth spending four hours on CHATMM, and saying he can't do a SoundCloud dump because he tossed all his old unreleased stuff on a landfill
  • Smoking a pipe in a space helmet
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Awesome, thanks for doing this root! So many decent candidates, as per usual crying in the shower will be a personal favourite before it is cruelly cast aside. It's what it would have wanted.

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Being stuck in about a foot cubed's worth of crumpled, mangled, flame-lit car for nearly three hours after a blow-out at 80mph with both of your femurs forced out of your pelvis (leading to your pelvis and hips fracturing into various pieces and shards), with both femurs subsequently forced out and up into your rib cage. lacerating internal organs... add wonky breaks to the tibula and fibula in both lower legs, dislocated knees (MRI's pending), dislocated ankle madness, a compressed cheekbone, severe facial lacerations (100+ stitches, no exaggeration, and the after effects take some getting used to), a mega concussion, and right when you think you can't handle another second the paramedics give you an IV of ketamine so instead of the pain stopping, you just end up in an alternate reality IN MIND-BENDING AGONY all the way!!!!

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Being stuck in about a foot cubed's worth of crumpled, mangled, flame-lit car for nearly three hours after a blow-out at 80mph with both of your femurs forced out of your pelvis (leading to your pelvis and hips fracturing into various pieces and shards), with both femurs subsequently forced out and up into your rib cage. lacerating internal organs... add wonky breaks to the tibula and fibula in both lower legs, dislocated knees (MRI's pending), dislocated ankle madness, a compressed cheekbone, severe facial lacerations (100+ stitches, no exaggeration, and the after effects take some getting used to), a mega concussion, and right when you think you can't handle another second the paramedics give you an IV of ketamine so instead of the pain stopping, you just end up in an alternate reality IN MIND-BENDING AGONY all the way!!!!

 

The music would be awesome, but I'm more excited for the potential album art.

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Wooh, my top original submission is "Applying architectural principles to everything but actual architecture"!

 

As a structural steel fabricator, I tend to find that architects apply everything to a design apart from how the F%*&K it can actually be made within budget and time constraints.....

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Wooh, my top original submission is "Applying architectural principles to everything but actual architecture"!

 

As a structural steel fabricator, I tend to find that architects apply everything to a design apart from how the F%*&K it can actually be made within budget and time constraints.....

 

How many people here either are currently working as Information Architectures, or are seriously considering a career in that field?

 

How many people think the Gantz Graf video is great, because it exposes the architectural structure behind ae's music?

 

How many people assume that "Autechre" is short for "Audio architecture"?

I think we've caught about everyone. I'm going to close this poll later tonight, and start the bracketology.

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