zlemflolia Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Ones that walk in groups side by side on the sidewalk, and when you're walking up to them they don't move to make room for you, even though there's nowhere you can go. They just expect you to maneuver all the way around them down past the sidewalk into the gutter, or up against the building wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlemflolia Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Some guy with disabled person legs (tiny little bones) did this to me once with his electric wheelchair. I was trapped and had nowhere to go and he just drove right up onto my foot and ankle. He had on a My Little Pony t-shirt too, scum of the earth. He just thinks he's entitled clearly, move to the right side of the sidewalk please people even if you're a protected class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh2 Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 chicks who wear high-tops/michael jordans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 People who vest themselves with the authority to chose who should live and who should die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maitake Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 people who post on an elitist electronic message board forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 i cry when angels deserve to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlemflolia Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 People who vest themselves with the authority to chose who should live and who should die. People who take the internet too seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 People who can't properly drive a motor vehicle. I'm all for just taking away their licenses, but in lieu of that I'm okay with all of them just dying a quick death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlemflolia Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 People who can't properly drive a motor vehicle. I'm all for just taking away their licenses, but in lieu of that I'm okay with all of them just dying a quick death. On that note, people who don't put their turn signal on, then when you do something based on the assumption that they will go straight, they honk at you and tell you to hurry up so they can turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 People who make pancakes that aren't crispy around the edges from the oil they were cooked on. Unnecessarily aggressive drivers. Furries/Bronies/whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Ones that walk in groups side by side on the sidewalk, and when you're walking up to them they don't move to make room for you, even though there's nowhere you can go. They just expect you to maneuver all the way around them down past the sidewalk into the gutter, or up against the building wall. umm, just shoulder barge them. This is one solution. Another one is to stare death at them, this sometimes works. Make sure that you never deviate from your side of the footpath/lane at the mall/whatever. Another thing to do is motion with your hands that they separate to let you through in the manner you would children. You can also verbally interact with these pointless clone people and state something like "out of the way child/fool/ingrate/miscreant/selfish troll person", or "you should know better by now, move aside". All of these have worked for me before. The shoulder barge of last resort being an unfortunate and somewhat shocking experience for the demi-human, but what did they expect would happen, you weren't going to dematerialize, or perhaps gain the power of flight. They're failing at social good graces and there will inevitably be a consequence to their actions, they need to learn this and you are the one to enlighten them. And people do learn by experience or at least these people will modify their behaviour to fit with the group norm, so teach them that norm. Always perform these actions with disregard and/or disdain, i usually go for disregard, your actions in getting them to move are but a means to an end. These people fail at good social order, but really what do they mean to you, you just want to go and buy that loaf of bread or catch that plane, life is filled with chores and obstacles that one but pushes through. Like the rain, you can't predict it and you can't stop it, you only know that at some point it will be there, so face it and move on, don't dwell on something so inconsequential. I hope these tools for life will help you a little in dealing with the tools in life zeffolia. As to why they do this, i think that i've addressed it in another thread somewhere, i'm getting tired, and still have many things to do today. Walk number two being the first of those. Anyway briefly it's about not being the one of their group to show weakness and be the one that goes behind the other, it's a simian power structure thing. whatever happened to manners, people are getting more selfish, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skibby Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 http://subgenius.wikia.com/wiki/Pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 KO-KO As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,I've got a little list — I've got a little listOf society offenders who might well be underground,And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs —All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs —All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat —All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that —And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist —They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!CHORUSHe's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed.KO-KOThere's the nigger serenader[1], and the others of his race,And the piano-organist — I've got him on the list!And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,They never would be missed — they never would be missed!Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,All centuries but this, and every country but his own;And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist[2] —I don't think she'd be missed — I'm sure she'd not be missed!CHORUSHe's got her on the list — he's got her on the list;And I don't think she'll be missed — I'm sure she'll not be missed!KO-KOAnd that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,The Judicial humorist — I've got him on the list!All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life —They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed.And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,Such as — What d'ye call him — Thing'em-bob, and likewise — Never-mind,And 'St— 'st— 'st— and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who —The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!CHORUSYou may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed! [Exeunt CHORUS] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 u knw hoo u r, bt if u dn't thn y'll find out soon iˈnəf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 new england journalists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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delet... Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 /gives maitake a big hug .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 i went into a fairly expensive bike shop the other month and was met by the snooty hipster that worked there. i ask some questions nd he answers with this attitude, i dunno man. i would never buy a bike from someone like that. fuck these peoplee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 me Jev dupe account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 I know this thread is a joke thread, but here's an actual, pro tip: The street can also be walked on. You are walking with Zeus by your side, propelled by pure IDM Lazer, and you're gonna let some pitiful humans stop you on the sidewalk? Have some self respect, man. It's like standing on a broken escalator, waiting for it to be repaired. Your parents gave you legs to walk the ultra path of destiny; not cry like a lil' bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Silent Member Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 People who died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain James Mission Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 chicks who wear high-tops/michael jordans People who say "Michael Jordans" instead of Jordans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entorwellian Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Real estate agents, mortgage brokers, used car salesmen, politicians, bronies, furries, lawyers, bad elderly drivers, the music industry, hollywood and devil children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Ones that walk in groups side by side on the sidewalk, and when you're walking up to them they don't move to make room for you, even though there's nowhere you can go. They just expect you to maneuver all the way around them down past the sidewalk into the gutter, or up against the building wall. Oh I can't fucking stand that. Sometimes, depending on my mood, I just stand still as I approach a group doing that, so that one of them must stop and go single file behind the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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