Zephyr_Nova Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 Waiting for Moka Pot to boil. Have to pee just a little bit, but don't want to go through all the steps of getting from here to there. Half of them will be taken when I get up to pour my coffee tho, so may do it then. We'll see. I could report back but probably won't. It's boiling now. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Picked my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I made toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I was very sleepy this afternoon. I bought a mixed non-alcoholic energy drink from a coffee shop which is very unusual for me. I nearly forgot to sign the payment receipt. After that I was not sleepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lane Visitor Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Hahaha I thought this thread was called "mudvayne's everyday occurances" at first glance... Should we make a thread called that too?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroscopic Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 my room is too damn hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 ran out of bananas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Having woke up from my 3am nap at work, I am eating two small oranges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lane Visitor Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 My wife wanted me to post this here on behalf of her: "I saw a squirrel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadellisTheSixth Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 had brain fog all day probs drank too much coffee this week. got a weird throat thing so water tastes yuck now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Watching tv before passing out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I was in a toilet cubicle and could hear the guy wiping next stall over but he was almost making a scratching / rubbing sound - rapidly scraping the paper back and forth against his butt - if something isn't wrong now it will be shortly with those kinds of practices this is why I hate using public/communal restrooms. some asshole listening to me wiping my... asshole. FFS mang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 loling @ wiping talk, while peeling a banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Can you spare a square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I bought a pair of "slacks", *swings pants* they're great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lane Visitor Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I was in a toilet cubicle and could hear the guy wiping next stall over but he was almost making a scratching / rubbing sound - rapidly scraping the paper back and forth against his butt - if something isn't wrong now it will be shortly with those kinds of practices this is why I hate using public/communal restrooms. some asshole listening to me wiping my... asshole. FFS mang! Yeah it's a weird world. I once had a guy in our work restroom accuse me of taking a picture of him in the stall next to me simply because he saw my feet facing forward (opposite direction than sitting) cuz I was peeing. He went off on a long tirade about how I should use a stall for peeing etc. Bolted outta there asap and then he found me later as he recognized me by my shoes and was like "yeah I'm that guy from the bathroom". That was my welcome to the new office when I started working there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 He wanted to be photographed shitting and not by just anyone ;) Used spidey senses to navigate train prolapse @ Cardiff central Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Warrior Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Bought sandpaper to sand some paint off a skirting board, which I will be doing tomorrow. I will then repaint it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I was in a toilet cubicle and could hear the guy wiping next stall over but he was almost making a scratching / rubbing sound - rapidly scraping the paper back and forth against his butt - if something isn't wrong now it will be shortly with those kinds of practices this is why I hate using public/communal restrooms. some asshole listening to me wiping my... asshole. FFS mang! Yeah it's a weird world. I once had a guy in our work restroom accuse me of taking a picture of him in the stall next to me simply because he saw my feet facing forward (opposite direction than sitting) cuz I was peeing. He went off on a long tirade about how I should use a stall for peeing etc. Bolted outta there asap and then he found me later as he recognized me by my shoes and was like "yeah I'm that guy from the bathroom". That was my welcome to the new office when I started working there. Sounds like part of the plot to Office Space 2: Return of the Stapler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 no cheese in my samich, pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Went to the post office to post something I sold on ebay. I had stamps on me so I only needed to contribute 5 pence of my actual money. When I got home I added the reference number to despatch notice on my Ebay account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I am sitting at work waiting for it to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 f5in' the day away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I accidentally bought toilet wipes instead of the other kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 f5in' the day away Same but heat night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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