ambermonk Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 I bought a bottled fruit & veggie smoothie that contains cucumber, kale, spinach, and romaine lettuce. But it smells like yard mulch after being run through a lawnmower.At least it tastes slightly better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) but it's gooooooood for you. Edited May 16, 2018 by yek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 400£ root canal cap came off, like Marathon Man's "is it safe?" scene on steroids, but.....come to Butthead my pretty tablets cunt better pony up & do tomorrow's job @ a discount or i'll cut his face off & wear it while dumping his corpse in fuckin reception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 There's a young french couple staying in one of the rooms here for 2 months. They seem nice enough. Night before last I was in the kitchen and the guy came rushing in and opened the oven, pulled out a pizza. I saw it was still on the cardboard they come packaged with and assumed that was what the rushing was about. Even said in jest "forgot to take the cardboard off eh?" He acknowledged me cheerily but I'm now not sure he actually heard what I said. So this evening I'm chilling in my room and the fire alarm goes off, shit is PIERCING. REALLY FUCKING LOUD. I walk out and immediately smell bonfire. All the alarms are going off. I see there is a commotion around the kitchen, she's there and he's there and George my egyptian neighbour is standing on a chair and trying to turn off the alarm with a broom handle. THE PIECE OF CARDBOARD FROM THE PIZZA IS SITTING ON THE SIDE, BLACKENED AND WITH COOKED FOOD ON IT. THEY USED A RECTANGULAR PIECE OF CARDBOARD AS A BAKING TRAY. Now I have mild tinnitus and everything smells like bonfire. What's wrong with these people? (besides being French) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Hahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 lol Are you sure they're not aliens from outer space or recently thawed cavemen pretending to be french? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 That's pretty dank tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 now it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 La Francais... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Began working at 6 AM today... aaaand I'll have to work all night as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whylessness Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 the forecast for 4 out of the 5 days i am going to be in colorado is rain/thunderstorms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I love thunder storms. Almost never get them where I live. I am envy. I guess rain's kind of annoying though. But then again, so is sun a lot of the time. Weather in general is kind of a constant irritation. The microwave in this sweet ass cabin I'm living in is sitting nicely atop my mini-fridge, but the cable is too short to reach this outlet. So I need to move it somewhere awkward if I want to heat up my coffee in the next couple minutes. Which I do. The eventual solution will of course be an extension cable, but I don't have it on me atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Thunderstorms are the best! It's been looking like rain here all day but nothing is happening. Also, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. I worked 19 hours yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Dang, the wrong frozen pizza can be a big boner kill indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. Why don't you add stuff to your frozen pizza to refine it? I do that all the time. In fact, if i buy frozen pizza I buy the Margherita one because it's a tabula rasa. You could SHIT AND JIZZ AND FART ON IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. why are you masturbating with a frozen pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. why are you masturbating with a frozen pizza? to be fair, what else do you do when you're eating frozen supermarket pizza? =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) i bought the wrong type of frozen pizza. i guess this will be like masturbating with the other hand. why are you masturbating with a frozen pizza? well you heat it up first... Edited May 22, 2018 by yek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Haha nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 As long as you didn't get Papa Murphy's, it's probably salvageable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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