MadameChaos Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 i haven't yet. even though they are a large company, i don't feel too bad working for them due to the charity stuff and sustainability stuff they do. *waits for someone to pipe up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceciuj Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 ask an ye shall receive: http://www.eatnoshit.org/unilever.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 *sigh* oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 take them out from the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I just got a new job with a startup game company. Pretty excited about poaching some programmers for personal projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceciuj Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 twat kinda gamez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Just casino style games, but I'm using it as a stepping stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I just got a new job with a startup game company. Pretty excited about poaching some programmers for personal projects. take them out from the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 take them out from the inside.Mwahahahahahaaaaaa!!! How? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoggy Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 i just started a new job at Unilever (the company that manufactures Alberto Balsam). i get free magnums (they do them too). awesome!! you're finally free from the assholes!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaFrST8DOkM and free magnums jesus christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 When I hear magnum I think rubbers... What are we talking about here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 When I hear magnum I think rubbers... What are we talking about here? This lol... How much money do they think she spends on rubbers that they'd work it into a job offer lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Unilever's idea of charity is dumping a load of useless trash on third world countries and whilst that country begs them to stop and then they get massive tax breaks on top of the tax they already not paying,... n that's just their charity shiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 When I hear magnum I think rubbers... What are we talking about here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Just casino style games, but I'm using it as a stepping stone. Are you doing music for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 take them out from the inside.Mwahahahahahaaaaaa!!! How? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 hahaha! that's pretty extreme. i've got it guys! i'm going to put marmite in all the Magnum. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 That's a good start but some corporate espionage would be better if you could just log into the mainframe and download all the classified files while running a script that replaces all instances of 'magnum' with 'marmite' then replace the unilever logo with a skull and crossbones more instructions later I know you can do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perezvon Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 That's a good start but some corporate espionage would be better if you could just log into the mainframe and download all the classified files while running a script that replaces all instances of 'magnum' with 'marmite' then replace the unilever logo with a skull and crossbones more instructions later I know you can do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 My dad worked for unilever until about 7 years ago. He designed/invented the twisty lynx cap thing for them, the one that means it can't pop on in your bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 When I hear magnum I think rubbers... What are we talking about here? Oh right, of simulated fellatio fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Just casino style games, but I'm using it as a stepping stone. Are you doing music for them? No, since they outsource all of their audio. But as their company grows, I could possibly create that position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 My dad worked for unilever until about 7 years ago. He designed/invented the twisty lynx cap thing for them, the one that means it can't pop on in your bag. Best chat up line ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 My dad worked for unilever until about 7 years ago. He designed/invented the twisty lynx cap thing for them, the one that means it can't pop on in your bag. Best chat up line ever. you would be suprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 feeling sorry for myself and then realizing others have it harder off than i do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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