WATMM Identity, As Perceived From The Outside Looking In

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[essines]

A rich IDM nerd? I've heard of examples of IDM-nerds with tanks and bank vaults. And with entire collections of vintage hardware. Apart from having beards, that is.

 

I suspect the poor IDM-nerd to be locked in basements, btw. Let's face it: studios and basements are all alike. The natural habitat of the musician, is the studio.... I mean, basement.

 

i guess i wasn't being obvious enough.

[goDel]

Don't sweat. You gave me space to be even more obvious! :D

[essines]

as you will

[Root5]

Maybe it was an analogy of "stuck in the closet". Like, I'm not out of the basement means I haven't openly pursued a sacrilegious IDM lifestyle, and I'm still keeping quiet about my sick sick IDM desires.

 

Sometimes I even listen to real music, just to throw people off.

[goDel]

What would an IDM parade look like...

 

[MadameChaos]

[insert gif from the IT Crowd of the two geeks frolicking with balloons here]

[xfxf]

i like turtles

[Plarkreluke Banloboh]

A bank-vault is just a fancy kind of basement.

[Lane Visitor]

 

A rich IDM nerd? I've heard of examples of IDM-nerds with tanks and bank vaults. And with entire collections of vintage hardware. Apart from having beards, that is.

 

I suspect the poor IDM-nerd to be locked in basements, btw. Let's face it: studios and basements are all alike. The natural habitat of the musician, is the studio.... I mean, basement.

 

i guess i wasn't being obvious enough.

 

 

lol is that an ad for verizon ft. timbo? hmm what's he using for his midi controller?

 

one of these days, just one time i wanna see a hip hop/pop producer not using a protools HD rig and rather, Prism, RME, Lynx, something from Japan or Germany, anything else... does that scenario exist? the only mega pro studios/producers i see using a non-protools set up is some jazz, hi fi, acoustic, classical studio in denver or brussels lol

[MadameChaos]

Mad as...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...a box of frogs.

[kaini]

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real IDM Faggot please stand up?

I repeat, will the real IDM Faggot please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

 

Y'all act like you never seen a neckbeard person before

Jaws all on the floor like Sean and Robby just burst in the door

And started whooping his ass worse than before

Glitching the shit out of it with beats like nothing before

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Mike P. said... nothing you idiots!

Mike P.'s dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Richard D. James

[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]

"IDM Faggot, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what

Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

But it's cool for Sean Booth to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [sLURP]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

 

[Chorus – Richard D. James (repeat 2x):]

'Cause I'm IDM Faggot, yes I'm the real IDM, bitch

All you other IDM Faggots are just imitating

So won't the real IDM Faggot please stand up,

Please stand up, please stand up?

 

[Richard D. James]

Tom Jenkinson don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;

Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Rich, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?

Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Grant, hee-hee!"

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave Richard D. James VD [AHHH!]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me

Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

It just might be the next best thing but I made Ziggomatic V3!

 

[Chorus]

 

[Richard D. James]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it

In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a IDM Faggot lurking

He could be coming on his daddy, or licking a window

[*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, snorting lines of blow

Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"

With his windows licked and his system up

So, will the real IDM, bitch please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

 

[Chorus 4X]

 

[Richard D. James]

Ha ha

Guess there's a IDM Faggot in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up

[goDel]

Lol

 

I stopped reading after I got Eminem's voice to rap those lyrics in my head, though...(3rd sentence in)

[zkom]

Screw WATMM. I'm moving over to Nightcore Universe.

 

[goDel]

Since furries took over /b/ i'm under the impression that anime is dead. It has turned into food for bronies.

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Since furries took over /b/ i'm under the impression that anime is dead. It has turned into food for bronies.

 

Food for bronies eh, should rename it /anihay/.

 

yep sorry /-shrug-/

[Plarkreluke Banloboh]

I caught a glimpse of Non-WATMM from the inside looking out! All I can say is what a bunch of CRETINS!

[Guest Atom Dowry Firth]

[Joyrex]

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real IDM Faggot please stand up?

I repeat, will the real IDM Faggot please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

 

Y'all act like you never seen a neckbeard person before

Jaws all on the floor like Sean and Robby just burst in the door

And started whooping his ass worse than before

Glitching the shit out of it with beats like nothing before

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Mike P. said... nothing you idiots!

Mike P.'s dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Richard D. James

[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]

"IDM Faggot, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what

Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

But it's cool for Sean Booth to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [sLURP]

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

 

[Chorus – Richard D. James (repeat 2x):]

'Cause I'm IDM Faggot, yes I'm the real IDM, bitch

All you other IDM Faggots are just imitating

So won't the real IDM Faggot please stand up,

Please stand up, please stand up?

 

[Richard D. James]

Tom Jenkinson don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;

Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Rich, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?

Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Grant, hee-hee!"

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave Richard D. James VD [AHHH!]

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me

Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

It just might be the next best thing but I made Ziggomatic V3!

 

[Chorus]

 

[Richard D. James]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it

In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a IDM Faggot lurking

He could be coming on his daddy, or licking a window

[*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, snorting lines of blow

Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"

With his windows licked and his system up

So, will the real IDM, bitch please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

 

[Chorus 4X]

 

[Richard D. James]

Ha ha

Guess there's a IDM Faggot in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up

I almost banned you... until I saw who posted this, I thought Sini had snuck back onto WATMM...

[Guest boo]

yeah the page loaded somewhere in the middle of that and i thought it was some sini lyrics too