Candiru Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Indeed, I need perspective change. I'm currently going through that. One thing that I'm afraid of is once I start having sex, I'll probably get out of control and will probably have too much sex. I have a tendency that once I start something, I'll go all out with it. Having too much sex probably isn't a bad idea. Orgasm by myself is rather boring, that's why I'm kinda sick and bored of it. The problem is when you do something that involves others, it's rather cumbersome and irritating. I can't stand most people. I'm too fucked up for most people. Also being a hikikomori makes you even more fucked up. I don't have multiple personality disorder, but my personality has never been fixed. It has always been very flexible, like if I really want to become extroverted, then I can. Right now I'm too shut-in so I'm rather introverted, etc. etc. etc. Splurgin' Virgins? Sent from my biPhone using Fapatalk 1.1003329 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Yeah, pafr is a unique snowflake in my watmmemory.. i guess you missed the post where he said Palace Posy reminded him of palace pussy? From what I can tell, the guy seems to be just randomly trolling. Well, that doesn't ring any bells either, so I guess don't go off my recollection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! huh? 10 mins, 15 max! lets say half an hour before sleeping is all it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! huh? 10 mins, 15 max! lets say half an hour before sleeping is all it takes. 10-15 min? is the prolongation intentional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sine nomine Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Jesus guys just wear a rubber. Don't want any unwanted baggage caused by a overly hyped labido Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! huh? 10 mins, 15 max! lets say half an hour before sleeping is all it takes. Yeah it shouldn't really be like a Sting kinda tantric thing where you have 8 hour orgasms or whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. or employ the extreme opposite strategy pioneered by alco et al, and build an army of progeny to take over the world with. nb. may take a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. I heard this too but always thought it was a myth.... =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. Holy fucking lel i just changed my life right now. *goes out to buy bulk antimicrobial soap dispensers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. Holy fucking lel i just changed my life right now. *goes out to buy bulk antimicrobial soap dispensers* you can borrow mine ........ lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! huh? 10 mins, 15 max! lets say half an hour before sleeping is all it takes. Yeah it shouldn't really be like a Sting kinda tantric thing where you have 8 hour orgasms or whatever I say 3 mins minimum! hahaha But i leave the house at 6.30am and don't get back from work till 6.30pm then i make food quick then i'm usually busy every night doing band shit or music or socializing and by the time i need to go to bed i fuckin knacked and it's midnight! anyone who says wanking is boring and a chore is crazy and doing it wrong..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I will probably retire from the electronic music community. There are only a selective few artists in electronic music, especially IDM, that I like. I enjoy mostly classical music, and some jazz, and some IDM. I've learned that my taste in music doesn't really fit the electronic music community of listeners. I feel more at home with classical music lovers. Goodbye friends. Take good care of yourselves and each other. I'll still try to be somewhat active on here, and I'll post any future work I make. Thats just wrong... I only listen to electronic music for maybe 2-3 months a year and mainly rock and other wierd shit. I like this place cause it's full off funny interesting intelligent people that can pretty much talk about anything and it's COOL! feel the love and get rid of your hangup's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 The only way to be safe from garbage-rummaging ho-bagz, is to ejaculate into fire. You could save the hassle of a bonfire by ejaculating into a frying pan, but there's really something special about ejaculating into a bonfire under a full-moon; wearing a necklace of teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I always wondered what it would be like jizzing in space well zero gravity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I will probably retire from the electronic music community. There are only a selective few artists in electronic music, especially IDM, that I like. I enjoy mostly classical music, and some jazz, and some IDM. I've learned that my taste in music doesn't really fit the electronic music community of listeners. I feel more at home with classical music lovers. Goodbye friends. Take good care of yourselves and each other. I'll still try to be somewhat active on here, and I'll post any future work I make. Thats just wrong... I only listen to electronic music for maybe 2-3 months a year and mainly rock and other wierd shit. I like this place cause it's full off funny interesting intelligent people that can pretty much talk about anything and it's COOL! feel the love and get rid of your hangup's i guess i have the same taste in music as pafr but i agree with you miim, watmm is the best, a pearl of the net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I frequently bust a nut into active volcanoes. To me, it's largely symbolic or spiritual because I feel like I'm impregnating the Earth, and I am the father of all new land on this planet. Throwing a virgin in there just seems like a waste of a perfectly good virgin IMO, but I just gotta roll with it regardless or all the other members of the sinister volcano cult will taxidermy me into a human/armadillo/ostrich hybrid and FedEx that shit to my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 The only way to be safe from garbage-rummaging ho-bagz, is to ejaculate into fire. You could save the hassle of a bonfire by ejaculating into a frying pan, but there's really something special about ejaculating into a bonfire under a full-moon; wearing a necklace of teeth. Reminds me of this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 When I was sub-13, I googled porn & watched some standard man sex with women thing. I didn't get what all the hubub was about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 The only way to be safe from garbage-rummaging ho-bagz, is to ejaculate into fire. tru lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Took until page 17 for this to become a discussion of how to fire off knuckle children safely so no skeezebag can steal your man juice and make more people from her baby-cave. Life changing thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I feel enlightened and somehow more intelligent after perusing this wank thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Knuckle children hahaha that's new to me, I shall try my best to get that into a conversation by the end of the week. Its these simple things that make watmm so great. Even tho I'm an orphan from warp/mu/braindance forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Masturbation is murder guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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