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Bezos Vs The National Enquirer
and Mr.Pecker


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#1 Nebraska

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 07:51 PM

turns out the national enquirer has (somehow) acquired some rather embarrassing pictures of the world's richest man. according to them:

 

 

below the belt selfie — otherwise colloquially known as a ‘d*ck pick

 

a shirtless mr. bezos holding his phone in his left hand — while wearing his wedding ring. He’s wearing either tight black cargo pants or shorts — and his semi-erect manhood is penetrating the zipper of said garment.

 

there is more:

 

it turns out mr.pecker (owner of the national enquirer) is a trump supporter and like any other trump supporter- he hates the washington post (owned by bezos). so his point of threatening bezos to publish his "dick pick" and those other pictures was (allegedly) blackmail and extortion. oh yeah, and trump is involved because he hates bezos. and so do the saudi's. because they like trump.

 

turns out however, bezos doesn't bend so easily. after all, he hired this security dude he's known for 20 years and told him proceed with an investigation with "whatever budget he needed". usually, governments hire that guy. then bezos made public the blackmail e-mails which throws the ball right back to the national enquirer's court.

 

either they withdraw, or we'll be getting some dick picks by the weekend.

 

https://medium.com/@...er-146e3922310f



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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:50 PM

Does the carpet match the drapes?



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Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:10 PM

Dr Evil had his testicles ritualistically shaven, so yes



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Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:47 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:57 PM

Dammit, I'm still eating dinner



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Posted 07 February 2019 - 10:13 PM

what idiot tries to blackmail a billionaire, not just any billionaire but the richest man in the world, with a dick pic?  fucking moron. 



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Posted 07 February 2019 - 10:34 PM

Maybe his dick is the amazon logo 



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Posted 07 February 2019 - 11:01 PM

maddow covered it well

 

 

it sounds nuts


Edited by very honest, 07 February 2019 - 11:03 PM.


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Posted 08 February 2019 - 01:09 AM

I bet Bezos will be really embarrased when the whole world discovers he has functioning genitalia



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 01:19 AM

taking Bezos and computing



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 02:26 AM

Penos



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 02:33 AM

Does the carpet match the drapes?

 

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 02:39 AM

he hired this security dude he's known for 20 years and told him proceed with an investigation with "whatever budget he needed". usually, governments hire that guy.

 

governments? what about those alphabet agencies? damn, private companies really flurish in tha usa



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 03:56 AM

 

Does the carpet match the drapes?

 

giphy.gif

 

hahahaha . . . 'eight years old, dude'

 

 

 

 

governments? what about those alphabet agencies? damn, private companies really flurish in tha usa

 

now that Bezos owns the post, plus the fact that Amazon is doing data structuring for langley (https://www.theatlan...-amazon/374632/) means that we will most likely have no more stories like this from the post: http://projects.washingtonpost.com/top-secret-america/articles/a-hidden-world-growing-beyond-control/



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 07:28 AM

bezos dick pic vs trump pee tape



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 10:31 AM

First they came for the rich cunts, and I did not speak out because I was not a rich cunt.

 

And everything was fine and I had a good lol about it



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 10:51 AM

Is there any way we can just dump both sides of this fight into the ocean?



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 11:08 AM

I bet Bezos will be really embarrased when the whole world discovers he has functioning genitalia

 

Maybe it's all gnarled and weird and looks like Baby Mario from Mario Kart or something.



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 11:10 AM

Microdick or Ron Jermey. Place your bets.



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 12:28 PM

I bet Bezos will be really embarrased when the whole world discovers he has functioning genitalia


Maybe it's all gnarled and weird and looks like Baby Mario from Mario Kart or something.

Do all rich powerful old dicks look like mario kart characters?

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 12:34 PM

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 12:52 PM

god i love the post



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 01:11 PM

bezos doesn't bend so easily

 

Guess we'll see



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Posted 08 February 2019 - 01:35 PM

Also depends on the level of excitement, i guess. ;)

Pretty nuts (huhu) considering Pecker is working with SDNY in the Stormy Daniels case. Who'd guess everything would be connected. From a, or two, pee-tapes to Stormy Daniels, US president, brutally mudered journalist, to Bezos selfies. Suddenly, the whole pizzagate nonsense sounds viable again. :)

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 02:12 PM

Microdick or Ron Jermey. Place your bets.

 

 

"trump" or "Hedgehog"