turns out the national enquirer has (somehow) acquired some rather embarrassing pictures of the world's richest man. according to them:
below the belt selfie — otherwise colloquially known as a ‘d*ck pick
a shirtless mr. bezos holding his phone in his left hand — while wearing his wedding ring. He’s wearing either tight black cargo pants or shorts — and his semi-erect manhood is penetrating the zipper of said garment.
there is more:
it turns out mr.pecker (owner of the national enquirer) is a trump supporter and like any other trump supporter- he hates the washington post (owned by bezos). so his point of threatening bezos to publish his "dick pick" and those other pictures was (allegedly) blackmail and extortion. oh yeah, and trump is involved because he hates bezos. and so do the saudi's. because they like trump.
turns out however, bezos doesn't bend so easily. after all, he hired this security dude he's known for 20 years and told him proceed with an investigation with "whatever budget he needed". usually, governments hire that guy. then bezos made public the blackmail e-mails which throws the ball right back to the national enquirer's court.
either they withdraw, or we'll be getting some dick picks by the weekend.