beerwolf Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 I got up this morning and ate a blue ringed octopus pie. As the various toxins started to eat their way into my nervous system and slowly dissolved my ballsack, tallywacker and the hairs (and toe nails) on my toes fell out, I started to see flashing panoramic images of purple mudskippers pulsing like disco dancers tripping on acid at a sheep-shearers carnival in Bundaberg. I was sat there, nearing upon certain death with the speed of a freight train coming at me at point blank range but the distant lights of the southern hemisphere glowing like Gods Eyes kept my alive a few seconds longer. Within those few seconds all I could focus on was my soon to be forgotten memories of my family and the sounds of the Cheetah Ep. Corrosive blue liquid tentacles reaching deep into the sleepy sullen squishy part of your brain. And sucking it dry. In otherwords I've been drinking strong Herefordshire cider all day long. Fucking savage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 lol I could go for a cider or two Might just do that ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 (edited) Edited March 19, 2017 by caze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 roast pork burps flavour reminders mmmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lane Visitor Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I skipped dinner cuz I was working on music all night, and was super hungry and planning to go out to get something to eat, but decided to stay home and eat a giant bowl of honey nut cheerios with fresh ice cold milk instead. Fucking worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I think there's a short story by Stephen King (maybe on Skeleton Crew) where a doctor crashes in a light plan into the sea and washes up on an atoll with a stash of morphine, a needle and thread and a huge knife. Starving to death he injects himself with morphine and begins to cut his limbs off with the knife, sew up the wound, as not to bleed to death and then eat that part of his body. Gradually he eats himself to stay alive but in the end kills himself. How trippy is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 A Chupa Chups raspberry vanilla lollipop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 20, 2017 Author Share Posted March 20, 2017 Four way too big sandwiches... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I think there's a short story by Stephen King (maybe on Skeleton Crew) where a doctor crashes in a light plan into the sea and washes up on an atoll with a stash of morphine, a needle and thread and a huge knife. Starving to death he injects himself with morphine and begins to cut his limbs off with the knife, sew up the wound, as not to bleed to death and then eat that part of his body. Gradually he eats himself to stay alive but in the end kills himself. How trippy is that? Survivor Type Wot I iz consuming (payday edition) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I could tell you about the bottles of alcohol i've just drunk, but I don't think you would believe me (as I can still type)... Every year my Old Dear goes to the Maldives with my (rather brilliant, legendary sister who could drink all of us under the table, last Christmas she drank about 2 litres of Jack Daniels, or summat like that, probably more) to go diving. My sister Lucy is a true legend, she's all married off to a City Boy who shoots guns and earns a fortune, he's alright though, top bloke from Belfast. I have this fucking great job of having to look after some savage Jack Russell creature, who is about 20 years old but still is sharp as a razor (and is staring right at me right now wtf!) He looks well pissed off and is obviously planning to rip my ballsack to pieces in the middle of the night. For this yearly job I get a free house, my Old Dear also buys me about £200 worth of beer (to last me the week) for the effort and you know what? I've drunk most of it in the last few hours. The house which is usually a perfect, perfect middle-class household is in total chaos. At least Harvey The Creature is now chilling on the sofa, but he's got his eye on me, he knows life is about to change for the next few weeks, and plenty of beer and cider will be drunk. But I will look after him. Proper legendary beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 almond milk.. yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Schneider Aventinus and unsalted peanuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodhidharma Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 sour cream & onion pringles. its weird, like, they're moreish right, but like when i sorta pop well when i say pop i mean when i pop them open, i can't....i dont, i can't stop eating....what im tryna say is when i pop i cant stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 spinach dumplings with kimchi..both homemade..yum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Some dude just gave me a Creme Ggg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Some dude just gave me a Creme Ggg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) lol, you know what I meant silly! Edited March 22, 2017 by westhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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caze Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 drinking this: like the non-wine style label wine itself is also nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Very thin sliced deer steak, medium, with roquette, balsamico vinegard, potato salad and a glass of Rioja wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 mountain dew and a gala apple. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 my pet goats cock, we've been doing ass to mouth all day long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 my pet goats cock, we've been doing ass to mouth all day long! lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 yeah! *high five* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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