A few films recently watched.

[goffer]

why is this thread pinned but post your most recent pic and post your most recent art are not?

I was wondering the same thing...

 

any who back on topic with recently watch films... I showered my roommate in 2 more Kaufman films:

 

Being John Malkovich - 7/10 - not as awesome as I once remembered it though still a great film in my eyes. The roommate seemed to have placed his thoughts in the same toilet bowl as he did with Adaptation in that at the end all I could get out of him was, "heh heh that was interesting." I'm pretty sure it went straight through and splashed his bum on the way out. The film is great but after multiple viewings my Kaufman vagina must have been stuffed a bit too far for I was a bit desensitized from the experience. I see it as one of those films that opens doors to others which is exactly what it did to me when I first watched it... jesus.... 10 years ago.

 

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 8/10 - This film always gets to me... I love the story and the characters and the fragmented imagery... though the direction seemed a bit too in your face at times ... and a bit pretentious (hate using that word) but it's a god damned good film. The roommate actually liked this one but it was probably due to the over saturated imagery. The characters are not as typical as I would have expected from Kaufman which is what I like most... these aren't pathetic human beings whom constantly reach out for the audiences apathy or are used as scapegoats from a good laugh.... they actually feel like real people, real emotions that we all should be familiar with.

 

One more Kaufman film to go for him, Human Nature, which I'm sure he wont like.

[Guest beatfanatic]

why isnt nice tits and nice butt threads not pinned?? watmm is doing it all wrong ..

[OneToThirtySix]

 

i love th!s movie..................................................................heav!ly encoded.

Shyamalan was a one-trick pony. Once you know that

Bruce is dead/It's 2004/Aliens are allergic to water/Samuel L. Jackson is evil

there's no need to watch again. And Lady in the Water didn't do well because it's a terrible bedtime movie, and everyone pretends that nothing else ever Happeninged.

[keltoi]

9 ^1/2 weeks 10/10

this was my sexual highpoint as a horny 12yr old. rewatched this recently and it was junk. 10 stars for the memories(mammaries)

 

i also spanked my baldy wee tadger to this film.

 

*hi5*

 

 

and my wife has the audacity to say that basinger is a "poor man's daryl hannah" fuckign lol no i've never seen those titties in splash and believe me i've tried

 

millers crossing ?/10

instead of watching this like normal people we let it sit around for 3 weeks and then sent it back. not rom com enough or something. FML

 

*high 5* [sperm splats across room and into our eyes] *blinks*

 

daryl hannah does/did nothing for me at all. she ugly. your wife don't know.

 

what about 10? did you spank it to that? i know i did, vigourously.

[keltoi]

millers crossing ?/10

instead of watching this like normal people we let it sit around for 3 weeks and then sent it back. not rom com enough or something. FML

Huge mistake.

 

definately.

[keltoi]

why is this thread pinned but post your most recent pic and post your most recent art are not?

I was wondering the same thing...

 

any who back on topic with recently watch films... I showered my roommate in 2 more Kaufman films:

 

Being John Malkovich - 7/10 - not as awesome as I once remembered it though still a great film in my eyes. The roommate seemed to have placed his thoughts in the same toilet bowl as he did with Adaptation in that at the end all I could get out of him was, "heh heh that was interesting." I'm pretty sure it went straight through and splashed his bum on the way out. The film is great but after multiple viewings my Kaufman vagina must have been stuffed a bit too far for I was a bit desensitized from the experience. I see it as one of those films that opens doors to others which is exactly what it did to me when I first watched it... jesus.... 10 years ago.

 

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 8/10 - This film always gets to me... I love the story and the characters and the fragmented imagery... though the direction seemed a bit too in your face at times ... and a bit pretentious (hate using that word) but it's a god damned good film. The roommate actually liked this one but it was probably due to the over saturated imagery. The characters are not as typical as I would have expected from Kaufman which is what I like most... these aren't pathetic human beings whom constantly reach out for the audiences apathy or are used as scapegoats from a good laugh.... they actually feel like real people, real emotions that we all should be familiar with.

 

One more Kaufman film to go for him, Human Nature, which I'm sure he wont like.

 

watch synecdoche and your kaufman vagina will bleed profusely before closing over completely.

[Guest Mirezzi]

Please don't be typical WATMM whiny douchebags because I asked Joyrex to pin this topic. I can see an argument for recent artwork, but the most recent pic thread is the same 5-6 narcissists rambling for 80% of its several thousand posts.

 

Anyway, if there's pissing and moaning about it, I'd rather see this topic unpinned than have every idiotic long thread on this forum get pinned as well.

[Guest Benedict Cumberbatch]

9 ^1/2 weeks 10/10

this was my sexual highpoint as a horny 12yr old. rewatched this recently and it was junk. 10 stars for the memories(mammaries)

 

i also spanked my baldy wee tadger to this film.

 

*hi5*

 

 

and my wife has the audacity to say that basinger is a "poor man's daryl hannah" fuckign lol no i've never seen those titties in splash and believe me i've tried

 

millers crossing ?/10

instead of watching this like normal people we let it sit around for 3 weeks and then sent it back. not rom com enough or something. FML

 

*high 5* [sperm splats across room and into our eyes] *blinks*

 

 

lol we're sperm brothers now

 

 

what about 10? did you spank it to that? i know i did, vigourously.

 

10? whatsat? the new at 10?

[goffer]

why is this thread pinned but post your most recent pic and post your most recent art are not?

I was wondering the same thing...

 

any who back on topic with recently watch films... I showered my roommate in 2 more Kaufman films:

 

Being John Malkovich - 7/10 - not as awesome as I once remembered it though still a great film in my eyes. The roommate seemed to have placed his thoughts in the same toilet bowl as he did with Adaptation in that at the end all I could get out of him was, "heh heh that was interesting." I'm pretty sure it went straight through and splashed his bum on the way out. The film is great but after multiple viewings my Kaufman vagina must have been stuffed a bit too far for I was a bit desensitized from the experience. I see it as one of those films that opens doors to others which is exactly what it did to me when I first watched it... jesus.... 10 years ago.

 

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 8/10 - This film always gets to me... I love the story and the characters and the fragmented imagery... though the direction seemed a bit too in your face at times ... and a bit pretentious (hate using that word) but it's a god damned good film. The roommate actually liked this one but it was probably due to the over saturated imagery. The characters are not as typical as I would have expected from Kaufman which is what I like most... these aren't pathetic human beings whom constantly reach out for the audiences apathy or are used as scapegoats from a good laugh.... they actually feel like real people, real emotions that we all should be familiar with.

 

One more Kaufman film to go for him, Human Nature, which I'm sure he wont like.

 

watch synecdoche and your kaufman vagina will bleed profusely before closing over completely.

 

I have watched it and I believe that's the reason my flower is in the state it's in.

[keltoi]

10! bo derek! pre-puberty-boner!

 

nsfw-

 

 

[Guest Benedict Cumberbatch]

10! bo derek! pre-puberty-boner!

 

nsfw-

 

 

 

never heard of it. will check it

 

i rememeber once jerking off to a nature program with some naked african ladies saggy tities. middle of the day porn!! oh to be 13 and horny again.

 

love your sign by the way. love it

[awepittance]

why isnt nice tits and nice butt threads not pinned?? watmm is doing it all wrong ..

 

because looking at very softcore porn with other men is questionable activity

[Guest beatfanatic]

why isnt nice tits and nice butt threads not pinned?? watmm is doing it all wrong ..

 

because looking at very softcore porn with other men is questionable activity

 

not for watmm.

[sneaksta303]

sixth sense

 

i love th!s movie..................................................................heav!ly encoded.

Shyamalan was a one-trick pony. Once you know that

Bruce is dead/It's 2004/Aliens are allergic to water/Samuel L. Jackson is evil

there's no need to watch again. And Lady in the Water didn't do well because it's a terrible bedtime movie, and everyone pretends that nothing else ever Happeninged.

 

Bah, Unbreakable was great.

[takeshi]

Taken 5/10 - This was a really mediocre action flick starring Liam Neeson. I kept waiting for the film to show me an action set-piece that I hadn't seen done better numerous times in other films. Do yourself a favor and rent the Bourne films or 'Ronin' instead, they both do the same thing but a lot better.

[Guest Mirezzi]

Taken 5/10 - This was a really mediocre action flick starring Liam Neeson. I kept waiting for the film to show me an action set-piece that I hadn't seen done better numerous times in other films. Do yourself a favor and rent the Bourne films or 'Ronin' instead, they both do the same thing but a lot better.

That's a very generous rating. I couldn't believe I watched it all the way through, but I realize that was mostly for the lolness of it....

[data]

 

RIGHTEOUS

 

9/10, just sat with a smile on my face through the whole movie, got a bit too silly

towards the end, but the rest makes up for it. goddamn, i need this on blu ray.

[Squee]

500 Days of Summer - 9/10

[Guest Adjective]

 

RIGHTEOUS

 

9/10, just sat with a smile on my face through the whole movie, got a bit too silly

towards the end, but the rest makes up for it. goddamn, i need this on blu ray.

absolutely fucking right.

i didn't expect anything but something occasionally funny, but this is just pure legend.

i'm a little high though so i don't know if it's just that, but god... me and my friends keep rewinding it to hear the lines. i'm not even done yet and i'm confident giving this at least an 8/10

[goffer]

Star Trek (2009) - 2/10 - what fifth! I was crippled by relentless agony the entire time. My roommate purposed it was his turn to pick the movie so I countered, "Ok... best film you've seen this year." At the point when Mrs Kirk was giving birth simultaneously as Captain Kirk was, in a sense, giving birth to their getaway ship, I knew I was in for some corpulent abscess just waiting to burst into an oozing mess of flashy gimmicky nonsense. The lens flares put transformers to shame I can say. I enjoyed the TV series from what I saw, but this... I'm curious to see what true fans of the series thought of it. I thought it was tasteless in about every sense.

[Guest beatfanatic]

Paranormal Activity - 4/10

 

I usually stay away from horror movies but ended up watching this one. It wasnt scary at all and that camera technique got a bit boring after a while. Katie was pretty hot though. Also I just found out that they are making a sequel..

[lumpenprol]

Star Trek (2009) - 2/10 - what fifth! I was crippled by relentless agony the entire time. My roommate purposed it was his turn to pick the movie so I countered, "Ok... best film you've seen this year." At the point when Mrs Kirk was giving birth simultaneously as Captain Kirk was, in a sense, giving birth to their getaway ship, I knew I was in for some corpulent abscess just waiting to burst into an oozing mess of flashy gimmicky nonsense. The lens flares put transformers to shame I can say. I enjoyed the TV series from what I saw, but this... I'm curious to see what true fans of the series thought of it. I thought it was tasteless in about every sense.

 

It's a weird movie, in that if you analyze it it's crap, but if you flow along on the surface level it's entertaining enough. That seems to be the case with all JJ Abrams endeavors. He's not quite as bad as Michael Bay but that's not saying much. I think it's a movie you end up liking almost against your better judgement. I liked it at the time, and still feel fine about it, even though it shat on Star Trek canon and didn't really make any sense.

[goffer]

Yeah... i didn't intend to be analytical about it... i knew it was going to be action-movie bad but my god... all that lens flare.

[keltoi]

10! bo derek! pre-puberty-boner!

 

nsfw-

 

 

 

never heard of it. will check it

 

i rememeber once jerking off to a nature program with some naked african ladies saggy tities. middle of the day porn!! oh to be 13 and horny again.

 

love your sign by the way. love it

 

lol that is mightily wrong and a sig worthy quote.

 

my mums catalogue got a good seeing to when i was 13.

[Captain James Mission]

New rule about this thread...don't just post the title of some movie you watched. If you can't at least chime in with 20 words or so about the movie, then why would anybody give the least fuck why you watched something.

 

Yes, parteE, I'm talking to you.

 

ah, ok. i thought this thread was just for getting inspiration to watch some new movies. i did not see it was meant to be for discuss the seen movie, sorry.