chenGOD Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 My job : some daily fog punctuated by lapidary directives from my boss that lead to nowhere since she appears not to live in the same reality in which my colleague and I do. Asking her about shit doesn't do much since she answers with more lapidary yet elusive shit. I don't know what to do. It's like I have to figure it all by myself. Taking initiatives and being independant, yeah sure, but I'd like a bit more of guidance pls, I'm just an intern ffs. becuoming isnane Are you getting paid in your internship? If not, fuck it in the ass. If you are getting paid for the internship, I suggest this site as a valuable tool: http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 That's why I'm so glad I work in a warehouse: cardboard boxes aren't prone to speaking nonsensical bullshit. You have my sympathies. You could try what I did with the only piece of office work I ever did and put in random quotes from television in the paragraphs. Chances are no-one ever notices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stock Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 we hev team. group's name is WATMM (I don't think the page is active yet) and the team ID for you to put in your profile is 227914 Done ! But my previous, hard earned points won't count in the WATMM team...I guess I'll have to fold harder ! (and yeah the page don't seem to be active as of right now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 we hev team. group's name is WATMM (I don't think the page is active yet) and the team ID for you to put in your profile is 227914 Done ! But my previous, hard earned points won't count in the WATMM team...I guess I'll have to fold harder ! (and yeah the page don't seem to be active as of right now) we hev point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) Someone actually listened to my intentionally shitty ae GarageBand parody track on soundcloud from 3 years ago (I'm not positive what prompted making it, I think I was going to troll one of those "positive review" sites per a watmm thread back then, but nobody else did anything) and I am so embarrassed. I think I've left it up to motivate myself to make a real track... and I've failed to do so for 3 years. Edited January 28, 2015 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perezvon Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 we hev team. group's name is WATMM (I don't think the page is active yet) and the team ID for you to put in your profile is 227914 Nice, I guess I'll join that instead of seeding torrents that are never downloaded. My job : some daily fog punctuated by lapidary directives from my boss that lead to nowhere since she appears not to live in the same reality in which my colleague and I do. Asking her about shit doesn't do much since she answers with more lapidary yet elusive shit. I don't know what to do. It's like I have to figure it all by myself. Taking initiatives and being independant, yeah sure, but I'd like a bit more of guidance pls, I'm just an intern ffs. becuoming isnane Are you getting paid in your internship? If not, fuck it in the ass. If you are getting paid for the internship, I suggest this site as a valuable tool: http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html lol Yes I'm paid thankfully, phew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I want to go jogging with the soundcloud AFX tunes, but I'm afraid I will burst into tears to 28 organ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Bastard in a corsa clipped my wing mirror now I need a new glass. £7 tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I want to go jogging with the soundcloud AFX tunes, but I'm afraid I will burst into tears to 28 organ i haven't heard this one yet. been too exhasted to do much when i get home over the past few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Gonna be broke for another week, after today. Had to cough up big chunks of money this month to cover my dental bills and renew my supply of soft contact lenses, on top of having been overly generous with holiday shopping last month.Being broke while working full time = bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) Are you getting paid in your internship? If not, fuck it in the ass. If you are getting paid for the internship, I suggest this site as a valuable tool: http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html Thank you chen, this page has allowed me to dramatically leverage my client's end-to-end intellectual capital by energistically plagiarizing resource-leveling materials. Could have really used this when I was an intern. Edited January 29, 2015 by luke viia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I swear that generator is skewed towards the word "fungible" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I swear that generator is skewed towards the word "fungible" Or maybe you're skewed towards fungible. Just a thought experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 i want to start a club of creative programming at my university (software engeeniring) the problem is: i'm shy as fuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 i want to start a club of creative programming at my university (software engeeniring) the problem is: i'm shy as fuk ahhh, drunk programming. yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 well I meant digital art, creative coding fuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 How do I hold all these Aphex Twins?... So much from him lately it's almost overwhelming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 How do I hold all these Aphex Twins?... So much from him lately it's almost overwhelmingYeah man, I've not even had time to listen to them all yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 My job : some daily fog punctuated by lapidary directives from my boss that lead to nowhere since she appears not to live in the same reality in which my colleague and I do. Asking her about shit doesn't do much since she answers with more lapidary yet elusive shit. I don't know what to do. It's like I have to figure it all by myself. Taking initiatives and being independant, yeah sure, but I'd like a bit more of guidance pls, I'm just an intern ffs. lapidary/ˈlapɪd(ə)ri/ adjective relating to the engraving, cutting, or polishing of stones and gems. noun a person who cuts, polishes, or engraves gems. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kymppinetti Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 My most problem is that I'm lazy. Also I don't always remeber to switch the heat up enough so it'll not be too cold in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QQQ Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Me and my girlfriend broke up a few months ago but we still live together and I'm starting to date someone else. I hadn't expected this to happen so quickly after a serious relationship and I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Me and my girlfriend broke up a few months ago but we still live together and I'm starting to date someone else. I hadn't expected this to happen so quickly after a serious relationship and I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Sounds awkward. Unless you had one of those ideal breakups where both of you are still friends AND mature enough to not by fazed by the sound of your ex fucking someone else in your own house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) that's deep, i'd hit the roof if someone did that to me. well out of order. PS this actually happened with two friends of mine (the girl met a new guy) and they were not shy about it. you could see the pain etched across his face as they canoodled in from of him in the flat they'd bought together. i can't even begin to imagine how he felt when they were having sex just down the hall. Edited January 30, 2015 by IrisAndTheLens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stock Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I want to go jogging with the soundcloud AFX tunes, but I'm afraid I will burst into tears to 28 organ i haven't heard this one yet. been too exhasted to do much when i get home over the past few weeks. That's probably THE tune to listen to tho ! My FWP : broke my headphones some days ago and can't listen to the new Afx tracks while working in the library Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 slightly missing personal goal of 10 grand IDM-profit by end of January Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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