delet... Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Is there nothing the magic black wand won't solve. /tries shaving bits off with a mandolin as a supplement for sliced truffle, as a topping on my risotto. hrmm, there are some things the magic black wand is best left out of. Perhaps because i violated it, instead of using it to violate something else, this dissipated thas madjeek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 a neighbours cat keeps chewing on some grass or a fern at the bottom of my front steps, then fucking throwing up. This morning the ants were getting in to it and the cat hadn't even bothered to move to the lawn before it chucked up all over the place. I'm loath to remove the fern, because i love ferns, they're magical plants, sending out spores instead of seeds and growing in places that seem impossible, but it's gonna have to get the chop cause the chuck has got to stop. It's an annoying cat, keeps killing birds in my front garden too, i see it sometimes perched on the thick protruding root up from under the low branches of a medium height bush that is popular with the local avian life. The next morning when i get home from work, feathers strewn about the place. Probably takes the kill home to mummy, then leaves a bit left over for me in the form of vomit on my front steps. /guess i should have posted this in the 'cute pictures' thread, heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 i'm feeling seriously disillusioned with life in the city and am considering moving back home after the summer. it will mean giving up on all my aspirations. YOLO. i gave up all my aspirations because of depressio and look at me! NB: I am currently hiding in a corner with the shades drawn London has gone to shit since the Tories basically, the rents are fucking extortionate and house prices even more so. fuck this town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Depressio! Shatterer of Dreams, Ruiner of Lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 London has gone to shit since the Tories basicallyIs this the strike filled Heath-era 70s Tories, the unemployment filled Thatcher-era 80s Tories, recession filled Major-era 90s Tories, or the pig filled* Cameron-era 00s Tories ? *alleged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 London has gone to shit since the Tories basicallyIs this the strike filled Heath-era 70s Tories, the unemployment filled Thatcher-era 80s Tories, recession filled Major-era 90s Tories, or the pig filled* Cameron-era 00s Tories ? *alleged Dave (pig fucker) Hameron mainly. The idea of affordable housing has gone straight down the crapper because he and his posh twat chums haven't a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 someone else has the same avatar as me. i hate it. (But who used it first?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 London has gone to shit since the Tories basicallyIs this the strike filled Heath-era 70s Tories, the unemployment filled Thatcher-era 80s Tories, recession filled Major-era 90s Tories, or the pig filled* Cameron-era 00s Tories ?*alleged Probably since Churchill got the empire into war with the Germans, Tories. Blew up a lot of London, paved the way for joining Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 someone else has the same avatar as me. i hate it. (But who used it first?) i changed it, and will be now regularly for life is in a constant state of flux and nothing is certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Was supposed to go to the shop, but felt like an imminent ass explosion was upon me, so I scampered home but the emergency subsided as I walked through the door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) Yeah it was very awkward at the time. I was at work and received a phone call from my parents telling me that he showed up at their house and told them everything. They actually already knew I had a habit though. My family just kinda went along with it and told me that his family insisted that I leave the apartment and never come back. Was the last I ever heard from him.. never even spoke to me. Needless to say I don't think I can bring myself to apply. Maybe just use this opportunity to rise above and continue studying for my CCNA -> CCNP. Show up to the interview and put out a blunt in his eye. Then disown him for being blind. Then staple his asshole shut and keep feeding him pot brownies... and again, and again... and again... And if after all that you still get the job offer just order fake piss online and use that to pass the pre-employment drug test. But seriously. Is he a mormon? Edited February 25, 2016 by Candiru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Yeah it was very awkward at the time. I was at work and received a phone call from my parents telling me that he showed up at their house and told them everything. They actually already knew I had a habit though. My family just kinda went along with it and told me that his family insisted that I leave the apartment and never come back. Was the last I ever heard from him.. never even spoke to me. Needless to say I don't think I can bring myself to apply. Maybe just use this opportunity to rise above and continue studying for my CCNA -> CCNP. Show up to the interview and put out a blunt in his eye. Then disown him for being blind. Then staple his asshole shut and keep feeding him pot brownies... and again, and again... and again... And if after all that you still get the job offer just order fake piss online and use that to pass the pre-employment drug test. But seriously. Is he a mormon? Did he look like this ? If yes, mormon confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Depressio! Shatterer of Dreams, Ruiner of Lives I know right? Hameron lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 life is in a constant state of flux and nothing is certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 London has gone to shit since the Tories basicallyIs this the strike filled Heath-era 70s Tories, the unemployment filled Thatcher-era 80s Tories, recession filled Major-era 90s Tories, or the pig filled* Cameron-era 00s Tories ? *alleged Dave (pig fucker) Hameron mainly. The idea of affordable housing has gone straight down the crapper because he and his posh twat chums haven't a clue. I only just managed to buy a flat in the Midlands. Can't imagine the horror of trying to buy anything in the capital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Science Babe vs Food Babe (guest appearance by HotForWords aka Word Babe). this is the level of 21st century popular discourse about science and the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Depressio! Shatterer of Dreams, Ruiner of Lives I know right? Homestaw Wunnew?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perezvon Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Drank a whole teapot of black tea. Oh god why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Science Babe vs Food Babe (guest appearance by HotForWords aka Word Babe). this is the level of 21st century popular discourse about science and the world. Blame Food Babe and her followers for dumbing down the nutrition and medical debate in the first place. That being said, people calling her out could be a little more creative with their names. I follow Science Babe on Facebook which means I get dozens of "<academic discipline> Babe" profiles coming up on suggested pages, with selfies of spectacled women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 yes, I understand the current negative sentiment against Food Babe by the pitchfork-wielding army of interweb do-gooders, but I'm saying fuck all that. fuck all these internet 'educators'/clickbait whores. if this is what it takes to get people interested in the world around them, then I want off this planet (but what else is new). abesimpsonyellingatsky.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 yes, I understand the current negative sentiment against Food Babe by the pitchfork-wielding army of interweb do-gooders, but I'm saying fuck all that. fuck all these internet 'educators'/clickbait whores. if this is what it takes to get people interested in the world around them, then I want off this planet (but what else is new). abesimpsonyellingatsky.jpg If it helps I don't think anything really changed in human civilization for the past few thousand years. Just take comfort in our inevitable end and have a beer or twenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perezvon Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) I had a very hopeful job interview on Tuesday, where the two interviewers actually spent more time presenting the company, the things I'd do, the tools I'd use, the various benefits of working there, etc than asking me questions. Sounded more like a formality meet up than a "test" to be honest, which I found surprising and confidence-boosting. Turns out I got the final answer today saying I didn't get the job. Edited February 26, 2016 by Perezvon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceciuj Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 sucks mate. at least you don't work for a hot headed buffoon like i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Sorry, mayne. It really is a shit feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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