caze Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 fwp no longer: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/back-to-backspace/cldokedgmomhbifmiiogjjkgffhcbaec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 i have the pasty legs of a battery farmed turkey, and decided to try a "self tanning lotion" (it puts the lotion on it's skin) now i just look like a battery farm turkey that's been smearing orange shit all over itself. fucking bon mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) lmao white people Edited August 17, 2016 by doublename Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 i have the pasty legs of a battery farmed turkey, and decided to try a "self tanning lotion" (it puts the lotion on it's skin) now i just look like a battery farm turkey that's been smearing orange shit all over itself. fucking bon mate. Just embrace the whiteness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 was taking a whiz a while ago and encounter a really long pube. thought it must be a head hair that got in the undies some how.. so i pulled it out fast.. nope.. it was a pube and attached and plucked out with s typical hair pluck zoink. i managed to not redirect the stream though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 the electrification of Bristol's rail lines the deteriorating quality of our local chippy compounded by finding the ultimately supreme equivalent down the coast, this is serious business summer effectively ending in a few weeks enough free opiates from Britain's NHS to indulge Zammo & a small army, its either all or nothing with this system the cunt roofing his garage @ weekends a few doors down, 8am on Saturday is wrong mate, gonna borrow me Ma's dog and have him leg rape you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 was taking a whiz a while ago and encounter a really long pube. thought it must be a head hair that got in the undies some how.. so i pulled it out fast.. nope.. it was a pube and attached and plucked out with s typical hair pluck zoink. i managed to not redirect the stream though. Well done! I have one chest hair that is about 6 cm long. One time when I was showeing I accidentally wrapped it around my finger and yanked it out. It hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Why do people care if the checkout assistant accidentally made a mistake that cost them half a dollar?! WHY?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 (edited) Because money. I have a friend that had a "blazing row" with a cashier because the slices at 99 Cent Pizza are actually a dollar. She also berated a cashier at Davina's bc he overcharged 5p. Refused to ever do business with the place again, and started walking ~1 mile out of her way to shop at Tesco Express instead. Edited August 18, 2016 by doublename Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 (edited) wish they would've changed it to alt-right just to see the john get angry about itlol Edited August 18, 2016 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I just spilled chicken-water on my socks. Ewww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 my retarded toilet keeps backing up, piss water all over the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 my retarded toilet keeps backing up, piss water all over the floor There's a guy in my workplace that lines the toilet seat with paper towels and then flushes them. The plumbing in there is already bad, so it clogs constantly. I've been in there when I was trying to flush and then shit water starts coming out of the drain in the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 ^ someone today shoved an almost-full roll of toilet paper into one of the bowls. it was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 https://youtu.be/Dnp-34jP1fU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) i get really really really bad heartburn/reflux/acid etc. part of the problem is that i just think its normal for me to be in agony all night after eating something too acidic. yay I just woke myself up crying lazaprazole works, also milk of magnesia, rennies, gaviscone etc but sometimes I dont have or I forget (or have eaten them all). I have been known to eat a tablespoon of bicarb just to neutralise the acid. yay aya if you kid suffers with this, get it sorted by a doctor asap because I thought it was normal until let loose into the world in my 20s & living with gfs who told me it isnt normal to cry half the night in your sleep. its really painful Edited August 20, 2016 by lala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 my retarded toilet keeps backing up, piss water all over the floor There's a guy in my workplace that lines the toilet seat with paper towels and then flushes them. The plumbing in there is already bad, so it clogs constantly. I've been in there when I was trying to flush and then shit water starts coming out of the drain in the floor Lol, thought San Francisco infrastructure was impeccable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 i get really really really bad heartburn/reflux/acid etc. part of the problem is that i just think its normal for me to be in agony all night after eating something too acidic. yay I just woke myself up crying lazaprazole works, also milk of magnesia, rennies, gaviscone etc but sometimes I dont have or I forget (or have eaten them all). I have been known to eat a tablespoon of bicarb just to neutralise the acid. yay aya if you kid suffers with this, get it sorted by a doctor asap because I thought it was normal until let loose into the world in my 20s & living with gfs who told me it isnt normal to cry half the night in your sleep. its really painful drinking apple cider vinegar really helps acid reflux supplementing with betaine hcl will probably normalize the acid levels in your stomach and cure most of the issues eat a decent diet also helps of course contrary to popular understanding acid reflux is caused by the absence of proper levels of acid in the stomach which causes the esophagus to open up and allows acid to touch the sensitive bits adding acid to your stomach in the forms I outline above should improve the situation greatly don't go to doctors trying to heal yourself. drugs don't fix your problems. they mask them. This is a good guide: http://chriskresser.com/get-rid-of-heartburn-and-gerd-forever-in-three-simple-steps/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) Yeah I buy cider vinegar with mother in, youve just reminded me i need to get another :) i'll try betaine, i hadnt heard of that. I try to eat a fresh veg diet but I like to drink & eat rich food. its a bummer that article hits the nail on the head straightaway. I soar when I have a low carb diet, really happy. active, productive. And yoghurt has always been my breakfast of choice due to it not returning later to attack me. Nice one, thanks Edited August 20, 2016 by lala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 People with voices that sound like they're on the verge of dying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Also people who don't pay attention to what you order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Tacky lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 one of my cacti attacked me right on my finger tip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Yeah I buy cider vinegar with mother in, youve just reminded me i need to get another :) i'll try betaine, i hadnt heard of that. I try to eat a fresh veg diet but I like to drink & eat rich food. its a bummer that article hits the nail on the head straightaway. I soar when I have a low carb diet, really happy. active, productive. And yoghurt has always been my breakfast of choice due to it not returning later to attack me. Nice one, thanks Np man, Hope it helps. I'd read a guide on using betaine before you do. I don't know how much success you'll have using holistic methods if you're still using Rx methods though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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