star wars jokes ONLY megathread

[Fred McGriff]

what's spock's favorite cereal?

 

 

Captain James T. Crunch

 

[Guest KY]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[Fred McGriff]

 

holy shit lol i didnt mean to do more star trek there

[chim]

Ephant Mon walks into Chalmun's cantina and Wuher asks, "Why the long face?"

[lumpenprol]

What secret about princess leia did Luke discover that cooled his passion for her?

 

 

 

She's really Jabba the Hutt

 

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

what did darth vader say to luke skywalker?

 

 

LUKE

 

 

I AM YOUR FATHER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wow thats so weird for some reason i actually read it in that guys voice before i even saw the picture HAH

[kaini]

how many ewoks does it take to change a light bulb?

 

six, because they're really small.

[Guest futuregirlfriend]

£5 to get into a squash court sized hall at the local leisure centre just to sniff stinkers and watch a dehydrated kenny baker pant like a dog, all because my friend is a star wars real fan.

[Braintree]

how many ewoks does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Too goddamn many.

[YEK]

how many ewoks does it take to change a light bulb?

 

none, ewoks eat light bulbs

[Fred McGriff]

£5 to get into a squash court sized hall at the local leisure centre just to sniff stinkers and watch a dehydrated kenny baker pant like a dog, all because my friend is a star wars real fan.

 

i dont know what i just read, but i lolled hard

[TechDiff]

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Xmas.

 

Luke: How could you possibly know that!

 

Darth Vader: I have felt your presence.

 

Meh..

[perunamuusi]

why did c3p0 cross the road?

[chaosmachine]

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Xmas.

 

Luke: How could you possibly know that!

 

Darth Vader: I have felt your presence.

 

Meh..

 

lol.

[perunamuusi]

Knock Knock

[data]

what's that?

[perunamuusi]

er....

 

 

[sneaksta303]

!!!!

[data]

vader and r2 got together and then there was this abomination

 

 

 

 

 

 

*knee slap drumroll*

[Fred McGriff]

it's a trap!

[baph]

it's a trap!

 

don't care. hot

[baph]

 

 

[kaini]

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Xmas.

 

Luke: How could you possibly know that!

 

Darth Vader: I have felt your presence.

 

Meh..

 

i lost my fucking shit at this.

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

why

[dr lopez]

this thread is quite good.