How does the World view America these days?

[koolkeyZ865]

https://youtu.be/z3j1ZKz7PWQ

"... We are... freedom's safest place."

[zaphod]

"i stand...because i had wendy's for lunch. specifically i had the baconator. no, not the son of baconator. i considered it, god knows i did. but i was very hungry. i ate the sandwich, and i ate a large fry with it. and here, i believe, is where i made a crucial error. i felt jesus whisper in my ear and he told me, this is the son of god by the way, he told me that instead of ordering a large diet coke, i should order a chocolate frosty. and so i dipped my french fries in the chocolate frosty and ate my six strips of bacon and two quarter pound beef patties and now i stand here before all of you. i stand because as i walked out onto this field i began to evacuate my bowels at an alarming speed, and the only preventative measure i could take was to clench my buttocks. and now i am stuck here, standing, and if i were to kneel then the result would be catastrophic, i would expel from my colon the foulest of gases, and a great turd of a size i cannot fathom would coil into my very tight game pants, perhaps staining them for all to see. i cannot kneel, physically, because i will soil myself, so i stand, but i am in solidarity with you as americans, it's just i'm also going to shit my pants."

[sweepstakes]

"i stand...because i had wendy's for lunch. specifically i had the baconator. no, not the son of baconator. i considered it, god knows i did. but i was very hungry. i ate the sandwich, and i ate a large fry with it. and here, i believe, is where i made a crucial error. i felt jesus whisper in my ear and he told me, this is the son of god by the way, he told me that instead of ordering a large diet coke, i should order a chocolate frosty. and so i dipped my french fries in the chocolate frosty and ate my six strips of bacon and two quarter pound beef patties and now i stand here before all of you. i stand because as i walked out onto this field i began to evacuate my bowels at an alarming speed, and the only preventative measure i could take was to clench my buttocks. and now i am stuck here, standing, and if i were to kneel then the result would be catastrophic, i would expel from my colon the foulest of gases, and a great turd of a size i cannot fathom would coil into my very tight game pants, perhaps staining them for all to see. i cannot kneel, physically, because i will soil myself, so i stand, but i am in solidarity with you as americans, it's just i'm also going to shit my pants."

[Rubin Farr]

[ignatius]

A female jogger nicknamed the "Mad Pooper" has been taking a dump in front of a family's house for the past few weeks in Colorado Springs: http://deadspin.com/a-jogger-dubbed-the-mad-pooper-is-terrorizing-colorad-1818521863

 

I'm not making this shit up (literally)

 

 

 

 

 

portland has a mystery pooper.. has had for quite a while. 

 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/find-the-portland-pooper?utm_term=.dtxmp9563#.lsa28wEL9

 

[hello spiral]

"I stand... because I can't actually bend my legs anymore. through sacrifice, honour, valour, courage, freedom and perseverance I have turned my legs into solid pillars of unmoving muscle. so I stand, forever. for America."

 

[Rubin Farr]

RIP Cotton

[Nebraska]

Poolice say a toddler accidentally shot and injured two other children at a home day care facility in suburban Detroit.

 

Dearborn Police Chief Ronald Haddad says a preliminary investigation revealed that the toddler "accessed a handgun and the weapon discharged" about 10:20 a.m. Wednesday.

 

The wounded children both are believed to be 3 years old. They are hospitalized in critical, but stable condition.

 

The shooting remains under investigation. No one has been charged.

 

 

http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-toddler-shoots-20170928-story.html

[Nebraska]

 

[olo]

^ Was a home daycare. Woman didn't realise husband had a gun laying around in the house. Supposedly she wouldn't allow it. But anyhoo...civil suit is gonna bankrupt that family. 

[olo]

Speaking of Detroit...might as well add to the chaos...

 

Leader of large white power group in Metro Detroit works to unite all hate groups

Roseville man leads what some consider largest white power group in country

 

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/defenders/leader-of-large-white-power-group-in-metro-detroit-works-to-unite-all-hate-groups

[Nebraska]

^ Was a home daycare. Woman didn't realise husband had a gun laying around in the house. Supposedly she wouldn't allow it. But anyhoo...civil suit is gonna bankrupt that family. 

 

good. didn't the husband realize the wife runs a daycare? then he's got a loaded gun somewhere a toddler can get it? 

[olo]

 

^ Was a home daycare. Woman didn't realise husband had a gun laying around in the house. Supposedly she wouldn't allow it. But anyhoo...civil suit is gonna bankrupt that family. 

 

good. didn't the husband realize the wife runs a daycare? then he's got a loaded gun somewhere a toddler can get it? 

 

 

Happens every other day here man. Kids shooting kids with Daddy's gun is a broken record in the D. And I would assume all over the country for that matter.

[Nebraska]

i think one of the problems is that when you open a bank account, you can get a free firearm. 

 

https://youtu.be/jY2PzzjO3zo

 

btw: i think michael moore is from flint. i used to live in saginaw (sagnasty) which is the next town over. regretfully never claimed my free gun after opening a bank account 

[Nebraska]

[olo]

 

 

^ Was a home daycare. Woman didn't realise husband had a gun laying around in the house. Supposedly she wouldn't allow it. But anyhoo...civil suit is gonna bankrupt that family. 

 

good. didn't the husband realize the wife runs a daycare? then he's got a loaded gun somewhere a toddler can get it? 

 

 

Happens every other day here man. Kids shooting kids with Daddy's gun is a broken record in the D. And I would assume all over the country for that matter.

 

 

Update on this story. (Rather long, if interested.)

 

DEARBORN, Mich. - The family of a child who was shot Wednesday by another child at an in-home day care in Dearborn is furious guns were unlocked in the home.

 

"With all the education about gun safety, why didn't they know to lock their guns up. Why? Who doesn't know to use a gun lock with children around?" said the grandmother of one of the young children shot.

 

Her grandson, Damien, 3, was shot in the shoulder when a child got ahold of a gun at the home in Dearborn and began playing with it, police said. He is recovering after the shooting.

 

"My hope is he grows up and can forget what happened and what he witnessed," his grandmother said. "I'm worried about the image they saw."

 

Two children were shot Sept. 27, 2017 at a home on Harding Street in Dearborn. (WDIV)

Another child, also 3, was shot in the face at the day care that is not licensed by the state. Sources said the child lost an eye and has undergone several surgeries.

 

Dearborn police found several weapons inside the home where Samantha and Tim Eubank operated the day care. Police said Tim Eubank is an avid hunter, something that baffles the children's families.

 

Neighbors said they often saw many children running around at the home, but the Department of Health and Human Services said it never received a complaint or tip that a day care was operating at the home.

 

What happened

The day care is run by Tim and Samantha Eubanks at their home in the 3600 block of Harding Street on Dearborn's west side.

 

The Dearborn Police Department confirmed it was a toddler, around 2 or 3 years old, who found the weapon inside the house and fired it off.

 

"We're going to pray that these two young kids are going to be OK," Dearborn Police Chief Ron Haddad said. "However it shakes out, it's a tragedy for our entire community, and this isn't something that anybody plans to occur. So I would just say that at this time we just want to hope and pray for the best for the young people involved and the rest will take care of itself."

 

Dearborn police officers were seen taking items that appeared to be long gun or rifle cases out of the home.

 

Police said Tim Eubanks is a hunter. They didn't disclose what items were removed from the home.

 

Samantha Eubanks spent the day talking with Dearborn police officers about the incident.

 

"I'm very shocked," said Jarrett Schmidt, the homeowner's cousin. "I don't know all the details yet, and so I'm kind of blown away right now, because my kid was in that house at one point in time, and so was I. We've gone there for birthday parties, barbecues and so I'm pretty shocked."

 

There are a number of differing accounts of what goes on inside the home and what the homeowners do.

 

Children in serious condition

Both of the children shot at the day care were taken to the hospital in critical condition, but have been upgraded to serious but stable condition, Dearborn police said.

 

When the first ambulance arrived at Children's Hospital, it had an escort of three police cars. Police frantically worked to transport the children, who were taken away in separate ambulances.

 

Dearborn police blocked off roads to help the ambulances get to the hospital quicker.

 

 

Toddler pulled trigger of handgun

The combination of guns and children has proven to be a dangerous and deadly mix many times.

 

Family members of Tim Eubanks told Local 4 he is a hunter. When Dearborn police left the home Wednesday afternoon, they loaded what appeared to be hunting rifle cases and seized other evidence from the scene.

 

"There was in fact two young children shot," Haddad said. 

 

Haddad said the infant who found the handgun was somehow able to pull the trigger.

 

The mad scramble to get the injured children to the hospital included police-escorted ambulances. At the scene, the remaining children whose parents knew nothing of the shooting were brought to the Dearborn police station.

 

Neighbors react to shooting

Neighbor Carolyn Rittenberry was shaken by the incident.

 

"It's terrible, that's all," Rittenberry said.

 

She and other neighbors said they complained about the unlicensed day care to no avail.

 

"I've seem them out in the backyard playing in their diapers, and five or six kids at a time out there, maybe even more, and a lot of times it's just the other -- her older children -- watching them," Rittenberry said.

 

Neighbor Marilyn Starr had strong words for the homeowners.

 

"It's appalling," she said. "It's negligence. It's gross negligence. I mean, both of those children could die."

 

Babysitter's family shares its side of story

As saddened and angry as neighbors were about the children, the family of Tim and Samantha Eubanks also shared its side of the story.

 

The question facing the family: How did small children have access to a handgun, and how was it fired?

 

Tim Eubanks' cousin, Jarrett Schmidt, told Local 4 he has allowed Samantha to babysit his daughter before and knows his cousin is a hunter who would never leave weapons for children to find.

 

"I'd be shocked, because he keeps everything hidden," Schmidt said. "He keeps everything out because he has kids. He's a responsible parent. He's not going to leave stuff laying around."

 

Samantha Eubanks' sister, Ashley Excobedo showed up at the scene to offer her sister support.

 

"She does not like guns," Excobedo said. "She is afraid of guns. She's heard stories about this stuff happening, and she would always say her husband hunts on the weekends, and she would always say, 'Don't you even think you're going to bring a gun into this house. It's not going to happen.'"

 

Excobedo said her sister is the mother of six children who took family and friends' children into her unlicensed day care.

 

"I'm devastated because that's got to be one of our family friends' children," Excobedo said. "I don't know who it is, and I know my sister, and she would never let it happen to any kids. She's the best person to have ever watched children."

 

[olo]

Get it fucking together America. Fuck sake.

 

Missouri transgender teen's body burned, eyes gouged out in gruesome killing

 

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/28/missouri-transgender-teens-body-burned-eyes-gouged-out-gruesome-killing/711668001/

[ignatius]

Get it fucking together America. Fuck sake.

 

Missouri transgender teen's body burned, eyes gouged out in gruesome killing

 

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/28/missouri-transgender-teens-body-burned-eyes-gouged-out-gruesome-killing/711668001/

 

 

god dammit.. stupid fucking horrible teenagers.. how the fuck are they gonna say his gender identity wasn't a motivating factor and then reveal that he was stabbed several times in the genitals??? 

 

fuck these people. 

[Nebraska]

olo: thank you for the update on that story. also, the other story made me sick

Edited September 29, 2017 by Nebraska

[cwmbrancity]

[usagi]

Get it fucking together America. Fuck sake.

 

Missouri transgender teen's body burned, eyes gouged out in gruesome killing

 

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/28/missouri-transgender-teens-body-burned-eyes-gouged-out-gruesome-killing/711668001/

:|

[doublename]

Almost 20 years since Matthew Shephard

Edited September 30, 2017 by doublename

[ambermonk]

Get it fucking together America. Fuck sake.

 

Missouri transgender teen's body burned, eyes gouged out in gruesome killing

 

http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/28/missouri-transgender-teens-body-burned-eyes-gouged-out-gruesome-killing/711668001/

I'm about to sound like an NRA zealot, but those pieces of shit ought be gunned down with .22s.

[hello spiral]

'Upper middle class woman raging because a football team hurt her grown son’s feelings'

 

https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.winslow.35/videos/10155906379449644/

[usagi]

sure bet that woman is a nightmare in restaurants and coffee shops.

 

edit: and drives a 4WD cuntishly

Edited September 30, 2017 by usagi