Funny Pictures Part IV - Funny Harder

[Hail Sagan]

 

^Critter of the Year™ as far as I'm concerned, the head shake seals the deal.

 

If they're not burrowing their way into some sand they're

 

 

I don't care what people say about the illuminati. If there truly are lizard people (no) then they're just way cooler than us and deserve to be in charge.

[MadameChaos]

Jesus could walk on water, lizards can walk on water, therefore Jesus was a lizard.

[YEK]

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

[Hail Sagan]

Jesus could walk on water, lizards can walk on water, therefore Jesus was a lizard.

 

Pretty sound argument there. Maybe he shook himself violently out of the earth like that sand lizard too for the resurrection.

[BCM]

well i'll be damned, jesus was a fucking lizard.

[autopilot]

[Silent Member]

Banksy pls

[zkom]

http://i.imgur.com/GlokX5G.gifv

[Berk]

http://imgur.com/gallery/GWvjn

 

Edited September 6, 2015 by Berk

[JS20]

Wow

[autopilot]

[chenGOD]

well i'll be damned, jesus was a fucking lizard.

 

No xbox controller??!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! fuck this gay earth.

[autopilot]

he's into "mobile" gaming

[MadameChaos]

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

[tec]

Banksy pls

 

lol, thought the same.

[YangYing]

why doesn't he/she have any genitals?

[Hugh Mughnus]

because it identifies as a couch not a male or female obvs fyi byob bbc

[peace 7]

 

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

Hail Sagan - Saying reptilian alien dudes are cool is not even funny. They're responsible for all the hardcore/violent/traumatic alien abductions, because they're assholes. Straight up assholes with no respect.

[MadameChaos]

 

 

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?

[Hail Sagan]

 

 

 

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?

 

 

[Ivan Ooze]

maybe he turned the ocean into wine then drank it all and walked there

[MadameChaos]

 

 

 

 

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?

 

 

 

 

ah i get it now, this is completely feasible and i don't see how anyone could possibly refute it. Jesus was a Japanese ninja lizard.

[Silent Member]

Are we ruling out the possibility that he was a ninja turtle?

[MadameChaos]

Are we ruling out the possibility that he was a ninja turtle?

 

can ninja turtles fly or walk on water?

[Silent Member]

If you set your mind to it nothing is impossible.