Brisbot Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 5 hours ago, kakapo said: Just shat myself. Not prone to this happening, took me by surprise. Big enough mess that I had to strip down and get a shower. Cat just sniffed me and looked at me in disgust while this was happening, which to be honest is a bit hypocritical considering I cleaned up after she was poorly. This is a serious first world problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Got home an hour and a half late because my manager is a slacker and forgot to give me a set of keys. Now it's late and I don't even feel like making something for dinner and I'm fucking cold because: WINTER IS COMING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 ended a relationship because she described my trax as technically proficient 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 got my tax refunds and property tax bill on same day.. again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Cryptowen said: ended a relationship because she described my trax as technically proficient Welcome home! FWP facebook thinks I want to know what's up with all the guitar gods because I watched some Van Halen videos after he died. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said: Welcome home! ty, feels good to be back on the virtual hopefully now that i'm almost 30 i can begin to somewhat control my urge to dramatically cut all social ties based on events in my romantic life i hope you've all been well! insert standard 2020 wild ride comment here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 @Cryptowen Good to see you. My girlfriend and I broke up three weeks before the lockdown, so I feel my social ties were cut for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 I probably felt my shittiest after my last breakup, which was after a pretty short lived relationship post-covid. While I didn't exactly cut any social ties, I didn't really want to see anyone for a while thereafter. Romance is hardly worth it really. FWP2: pretty sure I ripped off Beck with this last vocal melody idea, and now I have to search blindly for the song in order to confirm... or I could just scratch the melody idea. Either way I still have to know what song it is, as it's driving me nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 People still use Facebook ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 On 10/19/2020 at 2:20 PM, Nebraska said: donald trump jr dealing with some first world problems don jr's troubles continue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 All my cereal is stale. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Zephyr_Nova said: All my cereal is stale. You don't eat enough cereal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 ate a lot of scotch bonnet peppers last night before bed 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Cryptowen said: ate a lot of scotch bonnet peppers last night before bed Mi mierde es feugo, dios mio 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 turns out they're spicier on the way out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 It all comes down to conditioning your portal imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limo Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Cryptowen said: turns out they're spicier on the way out You know, everyone keeps saying that and yet I poop happy as squirting otter the morning after eating spicy food. I've never set my asshole on fire, not even after eating half a jar of Mme Jeannette's viciously hot Surinamese sambal. Edited October 25, 2020 by rhmilo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 My kyboar i ying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 On 10/25/2020 at 4:49 AM, Cryptowen said: ate a lot of scotch bonnet peppers last night before bed Supposedly they're pretty much a staple in Jamaican cooking, even though I've never been to Jamaica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 just bought some ghost peppers gonna awaken the kundalini 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Delivered food to someone who I used to be very good friends with in high school and for a while after, who I haven't seen in years... but I just left the food at his door and hurried out of sight because I am a coward. (99% sure it was him, because same name, same distinctive voice on the intercom, and same area that he's been living for many years.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said: Delivered food to someone who I used to be very good friends with in high school and for a while after, who I haven't seen in years... but I just left the food at his door and hurried out of sight because I am a coward. (99% sure it was him, because same name, same distinctive voice on the intercom, and same area that he's been living for many years.) Introvert (tm). I do this kinda thing all the time tbh. Social anxiety 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 (edited) Lolz, me too Edited October 27, 2020 by yekker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 It was the only IDM thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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