dingformung Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 You scrubbed your asshole with them? That's only fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Not directly on my arsehole no, I'm not an idiot. Just a quick up and down the crack to clear out any toilet paper in the usual way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, kakapo said: Not directly on my arsehole no, I'm not an idiot. Just a quick up and down the crack to clear out any toilet paper in the usual way. You need half a bottle of coke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I now know why the Romans used a sea sponge on a stick, you live and learn. I'm pretty sure when I was growing up the children's brush was a lot softer than the adult brush. I remember being excited about finally being allowed to use the adult brush and then really disappointed with the results, but a quick look on amazon for child's toilet brush isn't giving any results, have they just gone the way of the bidet and out of fashion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 (edited) Just get it all out with your finger and then wipe your finger with toilet paper. Not a big deal You can sniff the bits that stuck under your finger nail for health reasons. Edited November 2, 2020 by dingformung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 why does every girl i end up having a thing with always turn out to have very serious mental health problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I feel you, same here. They all nuts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 All my partners have been/are nuts to varying degrees, but nothing compared to my family. I bet you guys are as well. Posting in here isn't normal. Most people are rather fucked up in the head, but we cope and try to get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEM Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 2 hours ago, dingformung said: Just get it all out with your finger and then wipe your finger with toilet paper. Not a big deal You can sniff the bits that stuck under your finger nail for health reasons. Sounds pretty normal to me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 (edited) A dead sea lion pup is washed up on the beach at my park. The family has been barking in a pack, off a ways in the water, clearly hoping to locate or mourn their family member. The pup likely died a few days ago; eagles and scavengers have ripped it open and the writhing decomposers are quite busy all around the site. I never know quite what to do when I find these unfortunate creatures. Animal control doesn't handle dead wildlife; the park maintenance crew will literally just put it in a trash bag and throw in a dumpster; park-goers will occasionally poke it with a stick, as one does. I'd like to put it to rest in some way, but it's a large rotten carcass wedged between fallen logs, pushed to the height of high tide where it will not be taken back to sea. If I bury it with sand, someone may just step on it. Perhaps I can cover it with carefully placed logs, so that the grubs and other residents of styx can continue to work, but humans cannot intervene. *sigh* Stupid lost world problems. Fitting trouble for the day of the dead. Edited November 2, 2020 by luke viia 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 2 hours ago, luke viia said: A dead sea lion pup is washed up on the beach at my park. The family has been barking in a pack, off a ways in the water, clearly hoping to locate or mourn their family member. The pup likely died a few days ago; eagles and scavengers have ripped it open and the writhing decomposers are quite busy all around the site. I never know quite what to do when I find these unfortunate creatures. Animal control doesn't handle dead wildlife; the park maintenance crew will literally just put it in a trash bag and throw in a dumpster; park-goers will occasionally poke it with a stick, as one does. I'd like to put it to rest in some way, but it's a large rotten carcass wedged between fallen logs, pushed to the height of high tide where it will not be taken back to sea. If I bury it with sand, someone may just step on it. Perhaps I can cover it with carefully placed logs, so that the grubs and other residents of styx can continue to work, but humans cannot intervene. *sigh* Stupid lost world problems. Fitting trouble for the day of the dead. Take a piss over it. If sea lions wanted reverence then they wouldn't torture innocent sunfish for fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 5 hours ago, milkface said: why does every girl i end up having a thing with always turn out to have very serious mental health problems For me personally I think it's just that you have to be crazy to date me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Nice-guy client with the horribly antisemitic facebook statuses has just sent me a message request. Hadn't heard from him for a few years, so I thought I was in the clear. He's always been very friendly to me, and clearly has some pretty major mental health issues (predisposed to believe any theory that is conspiracy over anything that's generally accepted). So I feel like I should accept/respond... but man, that's some putrid bile on his fb (I declined a friend request way-back-when when I first saw it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Bored out of my mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Squee said: Bored out of my mind! i wish i was bored. the amount of crazy shit that has happened in the last two weeks is making my hair fall out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 My internet is down, so now I have to use the mobile 4G network instead. Woe is me. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 I checked out different versions of Blue Monday on youtube for 2 hours straight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extralife Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Stickfigger said: The world's superpower is acting like a moron again That’s not just a first world problem... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 (edited) Had a job interview today, one of only a handful this year after countless fruitless applications. It was a third interview in the process so that's positive. But I'm at the tail end of a brutal cold so don't think I came across as enthusiastic and excited as I truly am. There's a kinda low chance I'll get the gig, I'm banking on them prioritizing organizational fit and soft skills above functional abilities/operational background. stevieG just wants to work Edited November 4, 2020 by Hugh Mughnus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Good luck m8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 thank you! I need this. I’m going nuts at home now for 10 months . So so so so need this before I snap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 I'd hire you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Just now, dingformung said: I'd hire you. well thank you! I think.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 i can't remember if i took my medication Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 I believe I'm experiencing... acid reflux? Sounds well IDM, but I'm not so into it. It's not something I normally get, and I wasn't eating anything out of the ordinary. Fuck you, age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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