chenGOD Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 left wing babies never got a chance to cry Cri e'ry time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I'm shit in bed you probably just need some practice. go out with an older woman for a while hmmm so what you're saying is, he should date a mature woman purely for the purpose of learning sex tricks. then dump them so he can go and use the tricks on younger and therefore more attractive women. is that what you mean? your posts are really starting to make you look like a raging misogynist lala. Are you really this bored that you decided to create conflict out of an innocent comment? if someone can't handle a bit of prodding, they shouldn't post things on the internet. Liar, misogynistic, sexist, and now takes it up the bum? whatever next You give homeless people foreign currency they can't spend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 lol thats cruel. bag full of ancient lire or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 lol thats cruel. bag full of ancient lire or something guilder fifty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 true story, ive said this before i think, Julie Burchill is a friend of a friend and used to come in to my bar, would get drunk and spend obscene amounts of money. she gave at least 2 tramps that we know of rolex oyesters. they probably pawned them to someone who thought they were fakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 He swaps out women's diaphragms for pieces of rice paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 lol thats cruel. bag full of ancient lire or something A florin and two farthings should see them through to winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 used to back in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 (edited) Someone I befriended at work ate the cookie that came with my lunch. Edited September 3, 2015 by Braintree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 where i'm presently working i get a good number of bug bites. I seem to be sensitive to blackflies in particular, and the bites swell up and then burst in an orgy of bloody yuckyness. Also almost at pubic-lice-levels of itchiness Also see watch tan lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 What do you do for work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellyrajah Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 what's a good cheap bike to get guys?Hunting down a used jawn is most cost effective. Look for a bike co-op in Chicago. good advice, I found a co-op nearby. now to save up some cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 was at the store waiting in a fair small line like 10 minutes before closing time, this old dude creeps from behind me and stands next to me and i'm like no ways bruh. when it's my turn, he cuts me off!! i have like 3 things and i'm thinking, come on be a man ooze and i say "pardon me sir but i was here first", i give him a look and he says, oh i'm so sorry sir, he's really old and holing like 2 packs of bakin soda i go to the cashier like a boss with my card and it says, "you have no credit left", everyone in the store is pissed the hellfuck off, i have no clue what to do, my phone is home luckely a couple i'm friends with was there and they payed for my beers, i-tunes card and toilet paper, else i'd be stuck in marihuana nightmare for a long time lol just another day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 ...i......tunes.......card? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 ^ yeah bought an album by the who with it , pretty hard to get one of those on cd here in my town also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Yeah but can't you just link your credit card to your iTunes account, thus negating the necessity to buy a card? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 My brother bought a couple of cards the other day because they were on special, so he gets to buy normally full price stuff on iTunes for 30% off. This is why you would buy a card. My fwp, I've so trained my hand to draw a face that I'm looking at to its specific dimensions that i now am finding it really hard to render an adult face down to a child's dimensions. iz annoying. i know what I'm supposed to do intellectually, but my hand just doesn't want to know about it. Just let me morph stuff. heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I don't know where to post this... I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal. Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually. He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r"). I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground. That's all, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 a random website i've never heard of has a picture of me on it. not sure how to get it deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I don't know where to post this... I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal. Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually. He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r"). I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground. That's all, I guess. yep, they're no mythological creatures! lol at you not having seen one before and lol at hunchback fetish. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I don't know where to post this... I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal. Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually. He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r"). I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground. That's all, I guess. those are just a myth, it was probably a dude on heroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I don't know where to post this... I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal. Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually. He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r"). I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground. That's all, I guess. yep, they're no mythological creatures! lol at you not having seen one before and lol at hunchback fetish. lol Surely limpy you've seen old people with limped backs before. Some are bowed to all buggery. I wonder at how many of us of the internets generation are looking forward to a similarly bent fate. I don't know where to post this... I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal. Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually. He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r"). I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground. That's all, I guess. those are just a myth, it was probably a dude on heroin Ohh lol. If he had an half out rolly cigarette tightly pursed in between clawed fingers and no shirt, heroin addict confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 I don't know where to post this... I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal. Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually. He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r"). I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground. That's all, I guess. yep, they're no mythological creatures! lol at you not having seen one before and lol at hunchback fetish. lol Surely limpy you've seen old people with limped backs before. Some are bowed to all buggery. I wonder at how many of us of the internets generation are looking forward to a similarly bent fate. I don't know where to post this... I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal. Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually. He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r"). I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground. That's all, I guess. those are just a myth, it was probably a dude on heroin Ohh lol. If he had an half out rolly cigarette tightly pursed in between clawed fingers and no shirt, heroin addict confirmed. definitely not a heroin addict (us heroin addicts have a secret handshake and he didn't know it, so...) dude had a spine like this: except it was flat on top like, you could put a drink on him and shit i asked if he was into My Bloody Valentine and he said 'no' so it must be congenital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 re: hunchback fetish I had terrible posture going into high school like, really fucking bad it took two years of my mother saying "stand up straight" like twice a day to fix it ever since then I've been interested in the hunchback archetype like, the solitary weirdo who works on his weirdo little projects in his bell tower relevant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 a random website i've never heard of has a picture of me on it. not sure how to get it deleted. firebomb server Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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