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usagi Grand Master

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Beardyman posted this on his fb

 

 

Police report one geriatric old man had his Depends stripped off and he was force-fed Viagral supplements and “Yellow Cake Magic”, then disappeared under a throbbing riot of thigh exposing girls, who gyrated and cheered all over the old man as the crowd took pictures. The man’s wife cried and fled the scene in her Cadillac. :duckhunt:

 

If your child is a raver or fan of electronic base music, their risk of having an STD is already 23% higher than national average. Raver girls are notorious for being abortion-toking prostitutes, especially behind their parents backs. This is because people in this ‘electronic dance’ community are usually degenerates and drug addicts. :sup:
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Silent Member Grand Master

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oh wait, this is a parody article... Coffee makes everything clearer.

meh.

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"Unknown to many, every new male electronic dance music raver must perform a “Throbbing Gristle” to be accepted into the moshing pits that are prevalent at these events. A Throbbing Gristle is considered complete once a raver, usually unpopular, black clad loners during high school, take revenge on the massive throngs of fraternity boys who cannot resist events such as this."

 

looool

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Soloman Tump Grand Master

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ive been enjoying electronic raves for 12 years and ive never been sodomised by a gang of smacked up semi clad raver chicks :-(

although i did once get a handjob during a foam party in eden in ibiza, i guess that counts

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Eyes perpetually glossed with the most addictive marijuana residues and spirits all but defunct, the mouths of naive Electronic Daisy raver chicks chirp open in sexual glee as they wait to be plied with more Tweetie Flipper’s liquid ecstasy induced acid trips.

 

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Everything about this year’s show would haunt the heart and minds of those not under the spell of this Satanic nightclub music. Yellow Cake Magic Orchestra is headlined by gruff looking men who look like extras from a 80s post-apocalypse biker movie. Their name comes from a 70s street drug called “Yellow Cake Magic”, a raunchy mix of crudely cut marijuana leaves, crack infused acid drops and Quaaludes, all baked into a yellow cake that will make the mind of any taster explode with a magical sexual desire.

 

The ultimate organizer for this dastardly festival of simple-minded college children and poorly timed, unskilled computer music is another geriatric man known as DJ Kaskade. Notorious for producing the most mind-altering tones imaginable during the late 80s, Kaskade tweeted that the event would start at 6am in front of Mann’s Chinese theater.

 

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maybe this is a joke.

 

edit II: there is just so much here. from the comments:

 

Kevin, Moby is and always has been a very dangerous man. His song “Praise You” and “Rockefeller Skank” are about Satan worship and prostitution. Grow up and realize the dangers these EDM artists present to us rational people.

 

edit III: this whole site is amazing.

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