I've been thinking about considering a career as a Stand Up Comedian

[mcbpete]

comedian course? haha. that feels wrong.

My old uni offers a stand-up course as a masters of a drama degree I believe ...

[Braintree]

"i just flew in from Denver, and boy are my arms tired. see, i was strangling the pilot, but he was pretty tough."

 

I just flew into San Francisco and boy are my arms tired from masturbating in the airplane bathroom.

[ghOsty]

A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered women's shelter and boy my arms are tired." Everyone laughed. The man had made them many shelves and was proud of his carpentry skills despite the mockery of his peers.

 

A man walks into a bar, he feels some slight discomfort but continues walking while paying more attention to where he is going.

 

A blonde, a brunet and redhead get into a car, they arrive at their destination safely and have a nice "night out with the girls"

[Guest Backson]

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. The great clown, Pagliacci, is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up". Man bursts into tears. "But doctor", he says, "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

 

[jules]

[gaarg]

Has anyone made a routine about what is funny and how humor develops? It feels like that could work in stand up comedy...

[Redruth]

comedy is not unlike farting

[OneToThirtySix]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The smells terrible, and is covered in every imaginable variety of cat. There are cats on the barstools and tables, as well.

 

The priest grabs the rabbi by the lapels and growls:

 

 

"You told me this was a kiddie bar."

 

[gaarg]

lol actually

[OneToThirtySix]

lol actually

 

"actually"?

[ghOsty]

What's the deal with Airline food?...

[gaarg]

lol actually

 

"actually"?

 

I just wasn't sure about it until I have written "lol"!

[keltoi]

there was a good documentary on bbc1 last night - imagine: the art of stand-up...

 

http://www.theartsdesk.com/tv/imagine-art-stand-bbc-one

[Guest Helper ET]

i came up with a joke once

 

"your dick's so small, you have a vagina"

 

if i had a day job, i wouldnt quit it

[Guest Rambo]

what is the deal with black people? So much crime!

[roasty]

ever sat near them at the cinemas? so loud!

 

around blacks, you shan't relax!

[Guest Rambo]

Shopping, what's up with that? You walk into a store and you are surrounded with goods

[Guest iep]

what is the deal with black people? So much crime!

 

WHat's long and black? Tall dark people.

[Guest Helper ET]

i dont get it

[baph]

That's because your penis is so small you have a vagina.

 

 

[sweepstakes]

Shopping, what's up with that? You walk into a store and you are surrounded with goods

Louis

[Guest Rambo]

Louis CK?

[gaarg]

Lol, keep it up guys, you're so funny

 

 

really

 

[sweepstakes]

Louis CK?

http://forum.watmm.com/topic/70630-lol/page__view__findpost__p__1716041

[Guest Social Spastic]

Did you hear about the dyslexic rastafarian ???

 

The Rastafarian

 

He's Dyslexic

 

Did you hear about him ? the dyslexic rastafarian ???

 

doesn't know his B's from his G's