Merry Christmas WATMM

[essines]

it;s 7.40 am. i woke up with a hangover and my first realisation was "Fuck, it's christmas". so i bought the new stunt rock cassette. fuck,.

[Hoodie]

merry christmas. i love u guys

[chim]

it;s 7.40 am. i woke up with a hangover and my first realisation was "Fuck, it's christmas". so i bought the new stunt rock cassette. fuck,.

 

You're my hero.

[sup]

it;s 7.40 am. i woke up with a hangover and my first realisation was "Fuck, it's christmas". so i bought the new stunt rock cassette. fuck,.

essnies u seriously need a innervention

[essines]

Hey sup, no i don't. I'd stop drinking if you and MM disappeared. Merry Christmas.

[sup]

no ud drink more cuz ud be depressed cuz were gone

[essines]

You're right, I love you, come here, live with me, you can be my son and i will take care of you and feed you. You can drink water and there will be hugs. I've gone through the process and my hugs are deemed child friendly. For the next 2 years.

[sup]

ok thats a lil creepy

 

plus i got a mom already

[essines]

I'm no mom, but make sure it is in the next two years or i'll be in trouble. The food is good and the water is clean.

[acid1]

Hungover on Christmas...

 

I had my first drink last night since November. It turned into about 7 drinks. That might be it with me and drinking.

 

Been to the bathroom about 7 times this morning, pretty awesome. Then I'm supposed to eat seafood later?

[Guest umop_apisdn]

merry grimace.

 

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

u guys i dont even get christmas diner this year :( i thought we were gona have awesome turkey gravy mash potatoes carrots buns milk and all that awesome stuff but NO cuz my aunt is in fricken some place and my MOM is in some other place so basically its just opening presents :( :(

maybe some restaurant can do turkey dinners and like deliver them or something

[SR4]

man i have tons of lovely flannel

[Guest A/D]

MONEY & CANDY BITCHES

 

edit: bitches & candy money

[chenGOD]

Merry Christmas! happy Hannukah! Happy Kwanzaa! Festive Festivus! and for the pastafarians - Happy Holiday!

[Zephyr_Nova]

Last night I ate turkey wrapped in bacon, and baked ham that tasted like candied meat (which is the way ham should always be fyi), and it was all cooked by a jewish vegetarian who was hardcore sinning in making it. Also: ameretto, OJ and club soda = perfect christmas beverage. Fucking A+ christmas eve. Now for the family segment.

[Guest iep]

maybe some restaurant can do turkey dinners and like deliver them or something

 

i herd there's wild goose in canada, go git some

 

geese

[Guest iep]

look, it's maximus on a GOOSE CHASE

 

[essines]

prairie chickens. also moose and deer and elk.

[cloud capture]

way to go santa and jesus!

[Guest iep]

holiday is the time you go to Majorca, look at lizards, etc.

 

word

[rstark]

merry christmas

[lumpenprol]

merry christmas folks! I just woke from a dream where I was fucking Miley Cyrus. And I kept fixating on the fact that her shoulders were wider than her hips (no idea if this is true in real life)...

[J3FF3R00]

 

 

 

 

I have the best wife ever.

[OneToThirtySix]

Marry Hexmuss!