LimpyLoo Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I have dreamt up so many novels so many concepts for albums or music projects so many screenplays or writing the world's best children's book to impress my kid sister and encourage her to grow up with a healthy self-esteem and zen outlook I have dreamt of saving up and living in Cordava, Spain and playing flamenco guitar in the town square (my flamenco chops are so-so...fast picado and tremolo are tuff stuff) or starving in some abject Manhattan loft record folk albums into a dictaphone singing about things that I'm currently too embarassed to say aloud or playing drums at jazz clubs As a result of this, I feel like it's a straight-up tragedy everytime I waste an afternoon on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I would laugh out loud at the opera, or at avant-garde classical performances without feeling immature and guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 exactly what i'm doing at this very instant because i'm already in a perfect world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 fuck bitches get money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 i guess i'd exist as a non-corporeal entity and spend the remainder of the time featuring life on earth watching and understanding endless new things. then hopefully at some point before our sun dies i'd figure out where to find more life in the universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splesh Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 There's a lot I would do, I will come back to this thread periodically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 develop an antimatter bomb and destroy the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I would fart in class whenever necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 cum on everyone's face all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 i would a shitload of peanut butter oh wait I already do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Frank Zappa clones everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 snog glunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I'd take a walk through my perfectly mundane suburban woods in the pacific northwest without feeling slightly nervous and paranoid about a pack of starving coyotes stalking me and eating me, or coming too near a baby brown bear and the mother charging me and breaking my neck before casually eating my arms and legs or a mountain lion spilling my entrails just because it can and because the woods are full of murdering beasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I would be happy :( :cuts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I would live a normal, ordinary, boring life, making a middle class salary, and not be too educated or cynical. I would enjoy television programs such as gossip girl or america's next top model, or perhaps get excited about Mad Men (don draper's hair is sooo perfect!!). I would think M83 is "neat" and probably enjoy MGMT. I would have less drama in my life, and feel less. I wouldn't care if people spell "lose" as "loose", or say "for all intensive purposes" instead of what it should actually be. I would be a bland, vacuous fuckface of a person. And I'd be happy. Also I would be funnier and have stories that are somewhat interesting, but not wildly outrageous and scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I'd stop worrying about not having a constant income, man up, quit my damn job and make what I need on my own terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I stay up until midnight, then compare the experience to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmzHRGoKca0 Frank Zappa clones everywhere never would of thought of this, but yeah also John Candy clones I'd stop worrying about not having a constant income, man up, quit my damn job and make what I need on my own terms. I ponder quitting my job and moving to either to a sleepy mountain town or some tropical island all the time. No luxury pipedream either, just living real simply and probably working some tourist-y job for income. Pretty sure my wife and I will anyway when we retire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 get a really nice pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Pay off my student loans and tour the world in a rock band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 i would be able to practice psychology and self help while continuing to be a serious musician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 default perfection is boring. it's the fact that we have to work towards it that makes life interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plarkreluke Banloboh Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 In a perfect world I'd overthrow and smash the fucking system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 default perfection is boring. it's the fact that we have to work towards it that makes life interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 i would _______ a shitload of peanut butter oh wait I already do that this post could go many different ways, depending on what verb you intended there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 fuck, let's go with fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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