Simply Become Immortal

[chaosmachine]

Eterni.me collects almost everything that you create during your lifetime, and processes this huge amount of information using complex Artificial Intelligence algorhitms.

 

Then it generates a virtual YOU, an avatar that emulates your personality and can interact with, and offer information and advice to your family and friends after you pass away.

 

It's like a Skype chat from the past.

 

 

http://eterni.me/

[brian trageskin]

hi bob, check out this porn video

[luke viia]

this would just remind me that they're dead and that i'm paying some company to pretend to be them when they're dead.

 

cashing in on people's fears, yeah!

[olo]

hi bob, check out this porn video me & your mum did. Who's your daddy now bob.

 

PS - I never really loved you

[LimpyLoo]

some Black Mirror shit

[Hugh Mughnus]

I find this creepy.

[ghsotword]

"Hello Mike! Remember that time when we went fishing?"

"Yes"

"70% discount on fishing rods!! Check out http://www.fishing-rods.ru/discounts !! Buy 5 fishing rods, get 1 for FREE!!"

[Guest pafr]

Since the beginning of time, humans have longed for immortality.

[delet...]

 

"Hello Mike! Remember that time when we went fishing?"

"Yes"

"70% discount on fishing rods!! Check out http://www.fishing-rods.ru/discounts !! Buy 5 fishing rods, get 1 for FREE!!"

 

 

This.

[logakght]

I actually find it really interesting.

[delet...]

Since the beginning of time, humans have longed for immortality.

 

And this ain't it. It's a chia pet for the bereaved, resident on someone's servers.

[Guest pafr]

Republicans regarding abortion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumplings_%28film%29

[YO303]

not impressed, i'll be more impressed when they build a machine that get obtain repressed memories, was i abducted or was it just sleep paralysis?

[modey]

But will it post on watmm?

[Guest]

I am already immortal. Just like my skin sheds to make place for a new one, my body dies for my spirit to emulate itself.

[IOS]

What if, as it collects "almost everything that a person creates during their lifetime", it accidentally collects a fly or a cockroach, then the VirtualYou slowly transforms into a YouVirus and destroys other VirtualYous, infects the NSA, turns us all into criminals, etc etc.

[SR4]

the Scottish and decapitations need to be involved. otherwise this is a complete waste of time.

[gmanyo]

4125AD, all humans gone, earth is a giant network of iphones housing the digital souls of the dead, all trapped in endless loops

 

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
...

[delet...]

/sheds a tear at gmanyo's depressing end to the movie.

[lumpenprol]

 

 

 

"Hello Mike! Remember that time when we went fishing?"

"Yes"

"70% discount on fishing rods!! Check out http://www.fishing-rods.ru/discounts !! Buy 5 fishing rods, get 1 for FREE!!"

 

irl lol

[goDel]

But will it post on watmm?

We could upload watmm and chat with ourselves for a bit.

 

I wonder what his political views will be...

[LimpyLoo]

 

We could upload watmm and chat with ourselves for a bit.

 

 

[goDel]

Actually, theres money to be made from ai members on forums.

 

Someone should build a script which could be integrated into forums.

 

( i watched "Her" yesterday...)

[Goiter Sanchez]

I am already immortal. Just like my skin sheds to make place for a new one, my body dies for my spirit to emulate itself.

[zkom]

Lol, this would be so creepy. A good setting for a horror movie/novel though.

 

Psycho and Pet Sematary come to mind..