Hugh Mughnus Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it! what? try it! it works! I can't believe this! this is amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it! what? try it! it works! I can't believe this! this is amazing! changed my life. thanks man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rpeg Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it! You've got to be shitting me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 If you accidentally pour molten candle wax on your pee rod or vag, don't forget you can pour boiling water on it to melt it off quick. Thank me later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 frozen mini pizzas make great coasters for cold drinks. if having a hot beverage, make sure you cook the mini pizza first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmower Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 basically lift both front legs up as if you want to stomp something in the sky. Then act as if you walk normally, just with the rear legs. Keep your front legs away from the ground. Try it! what? try it! it works! I can't believe this! this is amazing! changed my life. thanks man oh my god I've been wasting my front legs to push against floors all these years This reminds me of a dream I once had where aliens visited my parents' yard and afterwards all their cats were walking on their hind legs. 2001: A Cat Odyssey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDcy3WlQ_6E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncrtx Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 thank you, spoderman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 https://brightside.me/article/100-hacks-for-every-occasion-63755/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilobot Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Sucking in air through your nose or mouth will keep you alive. Don't forget to push it out too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colunga Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 alright lifehack. stoner lifehack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 achieve the effect of fancy light dimmers by wearing sunglasses indoors. for a good sleep/dream aid, smoke a little dried datura leaves, and eat half a teaspoon of powdered valerian root and five almonds soaked in water. Get more value for money by sitting on top of the bus. Considering the circumference of the earth, you will travel 0.0000000013% than your fellow passengers downstairs who have paid the same price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 But remember, black people will be less intimidated and of a more amenable disposition if you take off your sunglasses before speaking to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 If you tie your shoes together and walk like that it will force your Fitbit to count more steps per day. You will notice a sharp increase in mental clarity and more solid poops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Wear your nice shirt inside out; that way, when you get spaghettios on it, it’s not ruined & you can still wear it again tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 collect lots of money and live comfortably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Human Bean Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Save a snapshot of whatever's on your mind by pressing your gooch and your temple at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Has anyone ever tried saving up ear wax to make a candle? I always wondered if it worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 whenever you're tempted to listen to OPN or something as fashionably annoying, instead place your penis on a firm surface, place a nail point-down on the head of your penis, and strike the nail with a hammer. you will quickly forget about the silly idea you had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Collect your toe nail clippings. If you run out of Jello, you can make it from them and it's cool like being a home brewer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Hoard all of your household rubbish for a year to discover just how much rubbish you send to landfill. Your neighbours will love it. Bonus: Perhaps create your own landfill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Instead of buying a huge tv or a computer monitor, just use your smart phone super close to your face. One screen is all you need! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 If you want something, close your eyes and imagine you have it. Sorted mate! PS. Only works until you open your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 the cookies are always on the top shelf, mom puts them there because you are too short, but if you use a chair, you can reach them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Stop mumbling when you’re around women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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