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11 hours ago, zkom said:

My recent kebab. Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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God damn that looks like something I want to eat.

I don't think there's anything like this where I am.

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1 hour ago, zkom said:

It's Iskender kebap. They just served it so that the pita bread pieces are under the meat. It's the best döner style, imnsfho.

Here's Iskender kebap I had while visiting Istanbul.

 

 

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For some reason that looks nowhere near as gross as the original photograph.

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just ate doner last night when i was drunk. goddamn delicious FUCK

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It’s more interesting than Currywurst, I did eat that three times though. 

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For a chap who likes to fill one's belly with beer and meat, I surprisingly avoid the doner kebab. Even as a dribbling wreck I am dubious and wary.

Also the places near me that sell them? your chances of getting your skull bashed in by some drunken cunts rises astronomically. So I just keep clear.

My waistline and cranium agrees 😄

 

 

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59 minutes ago, beer badger said:

For a chap who likes to fill one's belly with beer and meat, I surprisingly avoid the doner kebab. Even as a dribbling wreck I am dubious and wary.

Also the places near me that sell them? your chances of getting your skull bashed in by some drunken cunts rises astronomically. So I just keep clear.

My waistline and cranium agrees 😄

 

 

cant say i agree lol

thumbass in a drunken state gets quite attracted to the doner kebab

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Yea, kebab is like the ultimate drunk food. Also for hangovers. I think even pizza comes second.

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For a chap who likes to fill one's belly with beer and meat, I surprisingly avoid the doner kebab. Even as a dribbling wreck I am dubious and wary.

Also the places near me that sell them? your chances of getting your skull bashed in by some drunken cunts rises astronomically. So I just keep clear.

My waistline and cranium agrees 

 

last time I was in a standard kebab house after a night on the beer, I got started on by an angry Irish traveller. I managed to avoid fighting by apologising a lot and staying calm (outwardly)....still not sure how i avoided a beating though to be honest.

 

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Lol best doner I had was in Vietnam of all places. $1.50 off a street cart in Hanoi. 

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3 hours ago, StephenG said:

Lol best doner I had was in Vietnam of all places. $1.50 off a street cart in Hanoi. 

I had a really good döner meal in southern Azerbaijan for about 0.80e including a small Coke.

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On 1/11/2020 at 10:57 PM, danshoebridge said:

Off to Berlin for a weekend (staying by Kreuzberg), should be enough time for one doner I reckon. Can anyone recommend a superior Turkish doner establishment?

You should really try Mustafas Gemüse kebap. 

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A vegetarian flat mate once advised replacing the meat with chips n all trimmings, yes, a chip kebab/butty behemoth

Said veggie also subsisted on Linda McCartney products range & his Sunday roast was pot-noodle + chips, fkn dick

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2 hours ago, cwmbrancity said:

A vegetarian flat mate once advised replacing the meat with chips n all trimmings, yes, a chip kebab/butty behemoth

Said veggie also subsisted on Linda McCartney products range & his Sunday roast was pot-noodle + chips, fkn dick

Reminds me of the time I had a vegetarian try to sell me on the whole thing while smoking cigarettes. 

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On 1/12/2020 at 1:06 PM, thumbass said:

 

thumbass in a drunken state gets quite attracted to the doner kebab

After a certain incident this morning I am not sure I stand by this anymore

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doners are the way forward, always try an grab one when im out on the drink, its like ambrosia when yer drunk..

used to be a ketchup guy but these days its mayo and thousand island on there 😏

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I got a kebab last week... beef with garlic yoghurt... it was alright... not sure if it justifies the hype.

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lads, doner kebabs are rank as fuck. don't eat them. it's not cool or clever. get shish or shawarma.

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don't listen to this bloke, he is bonkers. always grab a döner when you have the chance: it's a reliable and 100% good way of getting all the valuable nutrition, proteins, vitamins and so on and so on. Don't hesitate, don't be afraid

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be afraid. be very afraid.

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To be fair, i have been afraid of Kebab related stuff... once.

 

When i was younger, and less smart... there was a wife of a kebab guy who used to buy makeup all the time, and return it a day or two later saying that it was making her skin oily. I said we couldn't keep taking it back, and maybe she was oily because of hanging around the doner kebabs and chips all the time. Then the kebab guy rang me up and said he'd punch my face in after work.

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lol

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13 minutes ago, Stickfigger said:

maybe she was oily because of hanging around the doner kebabs and chips all the time.

JUNJI ITO - GLYCERIDE

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Cycled past Zorbas van the other night (he's on the A4 between Slough and Maidenhead). Big pack of cunts all hanging about looking for a bit of casual violence. Bash your fucking skull in? No problem mate. There's one somewhere in Windsor as well, that was a fine place (squaddies out on the piss) to book yourself a few hours into A&E. 

I'm no prancing poof either, and don't look like one. Just not down with the kebab van vibe to be honest.

Also I seen a cold doner kebab the next morning and the meat was covered in congealed sticky globs of sick looking white fat. Keep that heinous stuff away from me, thank you very much.

 

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We need to ban this topic, I want a kebab every time I see it

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