Share your dreams

[logakght]

I had a dream where I was like in a family dinner. I saw someone with her face hidden beneath a blanket. I knew she was one of my uncles, or something like that. Suddenly, someone removed it (the blanket) and I saw her face, with one eye like about to fucking pop out and the other one in its place but it looked pretty bizarre. And then, she started to stare at me and the one eye that was in its place suddenly slipped down holy shit and the person next to me laughed about it.

Edited July 1, 2013 by logakght

[essines]

I had a dream i was fishing in the canadian pacific northwest (aka my homeland) and i had hooked a salmon. fucker bailed and my hook managed to catch a bear in the mouth. it was a cub. i can't distinctly recall if it was a black or grizzly, but the bear looked at me as an equal. it dodged behind an early 1990s jeep cherokee, green. i shared this vague connection for a few seconds, and then the bear panicked, calling for his mom. the whole time i was scared shitless that his mother would come up behind me and skin my stupid ass. it didn't happen. Mom called at her son, to get him home, and he ignored. Now we have a mounted cub and a dead mother.. At the end of my dream i remember being driven off in the box of a pick up truck wondering how they were going to kill the bear.

[OneToThirtySix]

I dreamt I was looking out the window while my guy was walking up the driveway in basketball shorts, and snow was falling. (not too weird for Minnesota, more weird that it was June when I had the dream, and have never seen snow in MN.) Also, no plot, just images.

[Guest Gravity]

It sucks when you dream you're with the perfect person and then wake up knowing you lost it. Fack.

[OneToThirtySix]

It sucks when you dream you're with the perfect person and then wake up knowing you lost it. Fack.

OH I FUCKING HATE THOSE

[Danny O Flannagin]

 

 

I had a dream where I met an autistic girl who always talked about death, and ghosts and death... It was pretty creepy, because I was like in her house (a mansion) and there was a part where I was walking up the stairs and, suddenly, I see her just standing up in her dark outfit and her black, long hair... Holy shit.

Weren't you saying in another thread that this autistic girl is real?

 

 

I've always been interested in everything involving brain/mind anomalies, like autism. So I don't think that the girl I talk about has anything with the dream. Actually the girl I'm talking about is the one in my avatar. She's weird as fuck! But I don't want to say anything here because I want to respect her privacy (for now ;)

 

Want to respect her privacy but post with her picture as your avatar, keeping it classy. Anyways, she looks like a keeper :)

[YEK]

i had a dream i was in a thrift shop last and i found some gear, an mpc, i think, and a drum machine and mic. i was doing this on the fly found sound beats /spoken word and it was really cool. i woke up thinking , " i need a drum machine" but really what i was doing , anybody could do on a computer. it just sounded so cool.

[skotosa]

I had a dream that I was going to wake up from my dream and find an awesome porn video I was downloading be ready. I just knew it was going to be freaking epic and awesome. I woke up feeling sad because I realized, I have no awesome porn video to wake up to.

 

Another old dream I had, I imagined a fucking crow with a 4 inch beak pecking the side of my rib cage over and over again at a rate of about 4 fucking pecks per second. I woke up with the sensation of what was the result of an endless session of pecks, in that location, but turned over and the feeling subsided.

 

Not sure what caused that pecking sensation, bad position in bed I guess.

Edited October 24, 2013 by ZiggomaticV17

[Terpentintollwut]

 

It sucks when you dream you're with the perfect person and then wake up knowing you lost it. Fack.

OH I FUCKING HATE THOSE

 

 

Yeah those are terrible, I get them like once every two years but they totally ruin your day!

 

I dreamed I was in some boiler-room and kicked Hitler's face in. He was hiding under a pipe. He then threatened he'd call somebody (Todd's Uncle?) to order a hit on me. My phone started ringing with an unknown number and I knew it was the nazis trying to pin down my position. I leaned out a window leading to a back alley and saw a CD on the ground I couldn't reach. I asked the black dude standing next to the window to pick it up for me as it belonged to me. The dude turned out to be VHS Head and followed me to the living room where we talked about daddy long legs.

[MadameChaos]

I had an odd dream on Tuesday night i think it was. i was out at sea on this boat with this woman in a white dressing gown i didn't know. she looked a lot like Joan Collins when she was in Dallas but without all the make-up and fancy hair. the boat was one of the smallish but with a raised bridge and cabin below and the sea was really calm and clear and the sky was that light blue you get first thing in the morning with a few clouds on the horizon with no land in sight.

 

we were on deck eating breakfast and i was lazily looking over the side into the sea which was perfectly clear and beneath and around the boat many sharks are swimming of various types and sizes, some of them really huge one with massive toothy jaws and small black glazed eyes. i throw some toast into the water and as is floats down i see a huge great white shark pulse by smooth and graceful in the deep blue water, and gobble it up with his huge gaping mouth.

 

i then become aware of a fitting spluttering engine sound and notice that a small speed boat is close to the larger boat and taking in water. i jump onto it from the boat and try to bail out the water. "what have you done?" i yell at Joan Collins, "oh i must have forgotten about it" she says and i try again to stop the boat from sinking. i realise that my task is futile and by this time the speed boat is some distance from the boat so i have to swim. i gently lower myself into the water and swim to the boat making as little noise and splashes as possible so as not to attract the sharks. they're not interested. i get on the boat.

 

i know that wasn't very interesting but neither were the other ones so...

[Guest]

There were some people in my dreams last night who I'm not particularly fond of. Still, they showed compassion and understanding for me and my situation, however hard it was for them (or for me?) to see.

 

1st person conversation (we were near a lodge/hotel with some peeps on a weekend out)

 

Me:"Yeh, I stopped smoking. My lungs are still cleaning themselves. Coughing up some horrible gray-black mucus every once in a while"

Him:"Oh, that's not nice. Still it's good that your lungs are cleaning themselves."

Me:"Yeah.."

I just wanted to get out of there..

 

I don't know the 2nd person convo, but it was in the street. Guy's a total cunt.

 

In another dream we had a family gathering. There were 2 aunts there who I just.. well.. I don't hate them, but I just want to break away from them for now. I wish I could remember what the dream was about exactly.

 

I also dreamt that my dog was dead. That was horrible.

[Terpentintollwut]

Phil is giving Jana an enema. I want to watch, but he's doing it upstairs.

[Salvatorin]

so I recently sprained my ankle and have been doing a lot of lying in bed but I can't sleep. I've been staying up for hours. I took some hydroxyzine at some point to try and get me sleepy. It didn't. Finally my girl-friend with who I share a very tenuous relationship with (semi-broken up) comes over to lay with me, she's sick too. Anyhow, we're trying to sleep. I had some nyquil at some point. Every time I doze off my dream happens to be happening in the exact same room, same situation, her next to me, but something terrible starts to build up, like an earthquake which caused the ceiling to collapse on me. This happened multiple times. One time we were there there in a strange tent that had beetle legs and could walk around and a jeep busted through and ran us over. I thought I'd woken up but apparently not fully because I hallucinated footsteps coming quickly towards me. (sidenote, this is a terrifying trait of my sleep paralysis...a sound of footsteps or movement somewhere in the house that suddenly gets louder and speeds up towards me and jumps on me)

 

The strangest dream was this inception style infinitely layered dream where I kept thinking I'd just woken up and I'd look at her and sometimes she was talking to me and wouldn't stop, other times something bad was happening. I was struggling to 'stay awake' and 'lucid' in my own dream to prevent her from babbling at me, eventually the dream became horribly claustrophobic and I started to panic to try and escape this horrid cycle of 'waking up' and then realizing I'm still asleep and I started thrashing around and screaming to wake up, help, help, help, and finally actually woke up and barely was able to raise my head and she was still sleeping. I hadn't actually made any noise or moved.

 

It was like a combination of lucid dreaming, false awakening, sleep-paralysis and nightmare, happening over and over again. The amount of false awakenings was way more than 20. Always the same situation, us together, then something terrible happening and me being crushed or killed and then having a false awakening...fuck.

Edited November 5, 2013 by Salvatorin

[eugene]

i had a dream that i spent all day in the uni wearing a skirt, and within that dream people were giving me weird looks but i didn't really understand why and thought that my legs are funny somehow or the skirt is too short.

Edited December 1, 2013 by eugene

[DerWaschbar]

I wouldn't worry, I bet you looked terrific.

[hoggy]

i had a dream that i spent all day in the uni wearing a skirt, and within that dream people were giving me weird looks but i didn't really understand why and thought that my legs are funny somehow or the skirt is too short.

 

that's adorable lol

[Guest]

I was biking down a very strict christian town. The first house on the left was very tiny. When I passed the church, there was this huge banner with people on it (something along the lines of "join this church because it will safe your soul bla bla yadda yadda). The people on the banner were all part of the church, part of the same family and they were mostly retards. I kinda lolled because of how inbred these people were. I biked further and saw "Sinterklaas". Sinterklaas is a (fucking horrible) tradition here in the Netherlands where some old holy man from Spain travels to the bitter cold of the Netherlands to hand out chocolate, 'pepernoten' and presents. Kids actually buy this shit, and i think it's fucking despicable that the country decides to collectively lie to children like that. "Oh what harm does it do" WELL YOU INSTIL THE IDEA THAT IT IS OK TO LIE. Half of me just wants to go around and tell children that Sinterklaas isn't real. I fucking hate people sometimes.

 

Anyway, I digress. Sinterklaas was walking around. I didn't think too much of it. I looked left and saw another Sinterklaas. This one was walking around without his head. my mind went "wat" and I biked further down the street. I was biking around town, which had some nice lights because of the holiday season. Nothing else that was spectacular happened.

[Zephyr_Nova]

...combination of lucid dreaming, false awakening, sleep-paralysis and nightmare, happening over and over again...

 

Whoa, crazy!

 

I dreamt that I was collecting cans from a neighbor's recycle box so that I could put them in the big blue recycle bin outside my apartment. Wasn't even going to collect deposit, just transfer them from one recycle box to a another. /dream

[Hugh Mughnus]

I had a horrible dream recently where I was stomping on cute little American quarter sized baby mice left and right.... stomping with my steel toe boots on, squashing them, they were squeaking so terribly.

 

I woke up feeling so depressed. I would never do that =(

[LimpyLoo]

I've mostly just had variations of the same heart-breaking dream over and over for about 10 years.

[perunamuusi]

I dozed off in front of that Swedish AIDS drama on BBC4 tonight and dreamt that Heinrich Mueller was on Newsnight. He was made up to look White (really badly - like Lenny Henry in True Identity (Fig.1)) to argue against the "Gentrification of Electro" (his words). Kim Karli was with him (wearing a cool Legowelt tracksuit). The interview ended with a live performance of some incomprehensibly strange/brilliant Dopplereffekt material. Jeremy Paxman started undressing and awkwardly dancing with his shirt off. (7.7/10)

 

 

Fig.1

Edited December 10, 2013 by LUDD

[Guest A/D]

I've mostly just had variations of the same heart-breaking dream over and over for about 10 years.

This sounds truly terrible, sleep is too hard as it is.

[YEK]

i had a dream my friend and i were digging in a forested area. we were digging up a bunch of stuff and it was like a story unfolding cause we were finding out personal stuff about the person buried there.

long story short: the guy comes walking over to us, the one we thought was buried there, and was like hey that's my stuff, and i don't want you digging up this stuff because it's personal and that the stuff is mine.he said it was underground because he left it there and it must have settled and got buried eventually.

much emphasis on digging and discovery , that was the main thing i got from it

[Terpentintollwut]

^Seems pretty obvious to me! You're worried about hurting somebody's or your own feelings in case you "dig too deep", ask too many questions, think too much about certain things. Probably comes down to accessing some repressed memories. Could be something important that happened in your life, but could also be pretty banal. Hard to tell from the outside. [/FREUD]

[Salvatorin]

had awesome dream

- this girl found some purple goop and it immediately mutated her, like she grew large and muscular and bumpy with multiple jagged limbs and was screaming and ran off into the snowy woods and melted into a puddle in the snow.

- 3 preppy high school skier girls stumble by it, one touches it, immediately turns purple and melts into the puddle, the second gets some on her and starts to mutate and becomes aggressive (turns purple and grows jagged new limbs) she starts chasing the last skier as she is melting and the third almost makes it as the mutant melts, but the mutant screams and spits some of her purple saliva onto the last girl's face as she is running...

-she knows what's going to happen. gov't choppers come down and pick her up and quarantine her in a super gov't fortress. The doctors are looking at her, the sheet is covering her body, she's delirious, just managing to repeat over and over 'just wash it off...just wash it off....'

-the sheet is pulled down and she has a 1980's 'the thing' style giant maw gnashing out...the doctors are shocked and appalled.

-the cigarette smoking man walks in and says "you know what this means. the great plague has returned. the end is coming." walks away...

-500 elevator floors underground there is an impressive round table in a dimly lit room with incomprehensible holographic screens all over the place. The table has a bunch of the world's most important power figures...military generals, presidents, ceos.

-The general stands up..."The great plague has returned. It will consume and destroy all life unless we harness it." He pulls his human face off to reveal an evil black and wrinkly face with 4 massive fangs and tiny black reflective eyes. "It is clear that the age of the vampyres has returned."

-The others reveal their true forms...different grotesque and lovecraftian aliens and immense power and evil.

-"We've let the humans enjoy some freedom for the last 60,000 years. It is time for them to be our cattle once again"

-There is one slim shiny tall grey shapeshifter...he is voiced by jeff goldblum..."I dunno, I've quite enjoyed living amongst them as a little black boy" As he says this he morphs into this lossy textured ps2 graphics black baby with a big head and quickly simulates growing older. "but I suppose it has to be done, for our own sake. It's a shame though."

-"you've become soft, shape-shifter. That's the real shame." He is apprehended by guards and dragged away screaming as he morphs a scanner darkly style through all these different forms...

-Somewhere else a band of teenagers are trying to escape from the quarantined hospital with their little comic relief yorkshire terrier as shit hits the fan in the operating room...they manage to get into an elevator...but wait...what's wrong with sparky...oh no, oh god...he's got a lil drip of purple goo on him

-they get off on another floor and the little dog quickly transforms into a hulking 6 armed werewolf...he gives a resolute last look of sanity to the the teenagers...then bounds hulk style down the hallway and tears the shit out of a multitudinous Dr. Kleiners...

-The kids get out! The get in a sweet warthog and try to escape from the city which is already turned into a hellscape of tanks and destruction and mutants. They do sweet awesome james bond jumps...they do a massive ramp that crashes them through the window of a banking sky scraper. Money everywhere is burning, there are automatic weapons and missile launchers lying around.

-The poor kids viciously defend their post rambo-style until they are swamped by mutants and soldiers...

-doesn't even mater though. they don't know that above the hydrogen bombs are already falling and the pentagon, which was actually the mothership all along, is ascending. the consulate is watching, vampyre lord is staring down from above at the mushroom clouds with soulless lust for the return of the old order, the order of blood and feasting.

-the purple goo is sentient and omnipotent, the purple goo is actually a god. not even the vampyres can truly control it

-I wake up