Zephyr_Nova Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Someone on my fb feed posted a satirical Onion-esque bit about Kevin Shields from MBV being trapped under his vast array of guitar pedals for 100+ hours, but the joke doesn't work at all because he uses almost no effects on his guitar ever, aside from distortion. Now I'm annoyed both by the fact that the writer wasted a perfectly decent concept, and the fact that someone on my fb feed bought it. Had they used Kevin Andrews the joke would have worked (albeit for a much smaller audience), or Thurston Moore being buried under the guitars he needs just to play one Sonic Youth set. Oh yeah, Tom Morello would have been the most logical choice. I should write the failed satirist and let them know so they can update their joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Mogwai guitarists would also have been a good choice for a pedals gag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr7jWS3jKoQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Damn, that's a lot of pedals. I've been limiting myself to just using enough for one standard daisy chain adapter to handle. But I could certainly use another distortion option and a really nice compressor pedal. I just hate having so much clutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Also works to just mention the entire band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auditor Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Everyone bought all the damn water in Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 so? you're next to an ocean and all the water you could want, ya dangus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auditor Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 True, and who needs water when ya got bath salts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Wouldn't ocean water require desalination though to render it drinkable? Not to mention extra filtration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auditor Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Not when your on bath salts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 There's about to be a fuck ton of water literally falling out of the motherfucking sky onto every square inch of Florida. Problem solved, you're welcome. Can I patent "put a container outside and let it fill with rain" because I think it's a billion dollar industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 water butts.com [not porn] [unless you kind of like that sort of thing in the american sense] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Ay could you send some of that rain over here? Thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Tired all the time, but not overworked or sleep deprived or anything. Just in a constant state of inexplicable lethargy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Tired all the time, but not overworked or sleep deprived or anything. Just in a constant state of inexplicable lethargy.Carbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaphod Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 pretty sure all of my info was stolen in this equifax shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Tired all the time, but not overworked or sleep deprived or anything. Just in a constant state of inexplicable lethargy.Carbs? more coffee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 More coffee is always my solution, but I often feel like having a nap right after having a cup. As for carbs... I eat a lot of bread, so I get a lot of carbs, but maybe not the right ones. I'm no nutritionist. It is most likely a dietary thing that's causing my drowsiness. My meals tend to be either convenient or hedonistic. The nutritional value of what I'm consuming seldom enters the equation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 pretty sure all of my info was stolen in this equifax shit. Australians too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 pretty sure all of my info was stolen in this equifax shit. Same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 fack I use that credit monitoring shit too, hope my stuff wasn't stolen =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 More coffee is always my solution, but I often feel like having a nap right after having a cup. As for carbs... I eat a lot of bread, so I get a lot of carbs, but maybe not the right ones. I'm no nutritionist. It is most likely a dietary thing that's causing my drowsiness. My meals tend to be either convenient or hedonistic. The nutritional value of what I'm consuming seldom enters the equation. Oh I was just thinking, try skipping the carbs and eating a lot of fat for a day or two and see how you feel. I seem to function best this way although it's not for everyone. It all but eradicates my lethargy and I only really need 2 meals a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceciuj Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 fack I use that credit monitoring shit too, hope my stuff wasn't stolen =/ ya probably. luckily: http://money.cnn.com/2017/09/08/investing/equifax-stock-insider-sales-hack-data-breach/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 fack I use that credit monitoring shit too, hope my stuff wasn't stolen =/ ya probably. luckily: http://money.cnn.com/2017/09/08/investing/equifax-stock-insider-sales-hack-data-breach/ Apparently only basic personal info (name, phone number) was stolen in Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 I'm kinda sick of living in London now and want to leave. even to the point of considering other countries. It used to be a fun place to live, but now it's just ballbags and I want out. The question is though, where to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auditor Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 I'm kinda sick of living in London now and want to leave. even to the point of considering other countries. It used to be a fun place to live, but now it's just ballbags and I want out. The question is though, where to? a few ppl tell me Berlin is amazing That's what I hear, and Iceland or Sweden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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