cwmbrancity Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 trying to avoid info on the new Bladerunner b4 watching the damn thing, from various newspapers and the drip drip of info from the radio etc "like tears in stale piss" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 a very high person i didn't feel comfortable being intimate with tried to get me to have sex with them last night & implied they would hurt themselves if i didn't, so i had to stay up all night verbally de-escalating the situation with my roommates until this person finally left my home some time after dawn cripes, a lot of cunts woulda just kicked them out, at least you had the humanity & patience to see the situation for what is was & did as best as possible at the time someone like this clearly has deep-rooted issues & if this incident shows em that this aspect of their lives needs addressing thats a small price to pay for a messy night of special-fx unless it was H Weinstein, in which case you got off lightly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice. FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white. FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life. That would be a good word to have. How does one go about suggesting new words for a language? Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing? Why would there be a word for that? They are two separate things. There's no word for all the goo within our bodies.... I bet there's a word in German for that. They do have some damn fine words. Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice. FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white. FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life. That would be a good word to have. How does one go about suggesting new words for a language? Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing? We should start a thread for this, I was thinking of a couple of these recently: 1. There should be a word for the sensation of total futility you feel after spending time getting a sheet or blanket perfectly arranged over a radiator, only to watch it begin to slowly slide off 2. Likewise for the experience of searching for a specific pornographic video you remember, without knowing the title, knowing that you will never, ever find it (more a feature of my younger days than now, I hasten to add) Wait, porn videos have titles? I mean besides "hot asian takes two" or "twink vs bears facial compilation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 You just need to stick to porns with catchy and memorable titles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 (edited) Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice. FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white. FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life. That would be a good word to have. How does one go about suggesting new words for a language? Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing? Why would there be a word for that? They are two separate things. There's no word for all the goo within our bodies.... Innards or guts would suffice for our body goo imo. There is no equivalent for eggs. I mean, you could use innards and guts for that too, but it would be more poetic rather than comfortably colloquial. Yolk and whites are referred to together frequently enough to justify a new word encompassing that. FWP: I was going to go on a walk to listen to the first part of elseq (for the first time), but then realized I hadn't eaten since lunch. So I cooked, ate, looked at some old photographs and now it's 1:15am. If I follow through with this plan it will be 2:15 by the time I get back, and I'll probably want to watch something to unwind, in which case I probably won't get to sleep until at least 3:30am. Again. I wish I had beer. Edited October 24, 2017 by Zephyr_Nova Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 maybe this is why olde Carcass track titles work(ed) so well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 (edited) Wait, porn videos have titles? I mean besides "hot asian takes two" or "twink vs bears facial compilation" Nah, that's precisely what I meant! (lol) Edited October 24, 2017 by Leon Sumbitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 went down to a scrap/surplus yard to hunt for things to flip, ended up getting ripped off and now have an 8 hour project ahead of me before i can make any money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 My cat just climbed behind me on the couch and immediately sneezed all over my neck. My hoodie is now disgustingly damp and I need to wash it. FWS: It already smelled like lunch and cigarettes so I kinda needed to wash it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 went down to a scrap/surplus yard to hunt for things to flip, ended up getting ripped off and now have an 8 hour project ahead of me before i can make any money sounds interesting. What happened? I mean, how did you get ripped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 how did you get ripped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 lots of squats and WHEY BROTEIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 how did you get licked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 https://youtu.be/lxocP_Maj1Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I was excited and intrigued by the idea of a slurp noise cancelling fork, only to learn it's in fact a slurp noise enhancing fork. The lead up was such bullshit. Also, I spilled milk on myself while eating cereal in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Wow that is dumb as shit. You have this bigass heavy-looking thing hanging off your fork and all it does is trigger a sample of some shitty 90s workstation "wow" demo preset on a smartphone. I appreciate the unmatched Japanese dedication to food aesthetics, but this implementation has truly gone awry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 the presumptuousness for my automatic politeness that modern software exhibits pisses me off a lot. i pressed a "print screen" button by accident and got a huge dropbox popup offering me to save that and subsequent screenshots to dropbox. i didn't even fucking ask for that offer but the only option to refuse it was to click on the "Not interested, Thank You" (or something like that) button. why the fuck would i thank dropbox for polluting my screen with their shit? such interface choices force their users to treat them with politeness and respect without them respecting my own wishes. fucking cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Wow that is dumb as shit. You have this bigass heavy-looking thing hanging off your fork and all it does is trigger a sample of some shitty 90s workstation "wow" demo preset on a smartphone. I appreciate the unmatched Japanese dedication to food aesthetics, but this implementation has truly gone awry. Yeah it's pretty fucking stupid. I mean, I get the idea. It seems like many Japanese are inherently self-conscious about how their normal customs are perceived by foreigners, and they're afraid that slurping offends them. But that "woosh" sound drowning it out is ten times more annoying. Personally I never found noodle-slurping offensive in the least, and in fact adopted it as a regular habit. Latest FWP is the zipper on my favorite zip-up hoodie is stuck now after the last laundry cycle. It's jammed on one side at an angle and I can't even move it, no matter how much strength I exert. Hope there's a fix for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Can you imagine a crowded ramen restaurant where everyone had that thing on? I was excited and intrigued by the idea of a slurp noise cancelling fork, only to learn it's in fact a slurp noise enhancing fork. The lead up was such bullshit. Also, I spilled milk on myself while eating cereal in bed. Use that data mining to find an average slurp sound and then reverse the polarity at an average volume and it could reduce it, I guess. Seems like a lot more trouble than what it's worth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 That was exactly what I was imagining! But alas the idea's too good to be true. Absolutely worth the trouble imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice. FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white. FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life. That would be a good word to have. How does one go about suggesting new words for a language? Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing? Why would there be a word for that? They are two separate things. There's no word for all the goo within our bodies.... Innards or guts would suffice for our body goo imo. There is no equivalent for eggs. I mean, you could use innards and guts for that too, but it would be more poetic rather than comfortably colloquial. Yolk and whites are referred to together frequently enough to justify a new word encompassing that. FWP: I was going to go on a walk to listen to the first part of elseq (for the first time), but then realized I hadn't eaten since lunch. So I cooked, ate, looked at some old photographs and now it's 1:15am. If I follow through with this plan it will be 2:15 by the time I get back, and I'll probably want to watch something to unwind, in which case I probably won't get to sleep until at least 3:30am. Again. I wish I had beer. I mean surely the word "egg" encompasses that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 amniotic fluid is a kind of secretion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I'm getting super antsy and frustrated because suddenly I'm in meetings half the day. I put a meeting from 11 to 1 on my calendar called "lunch" just so people would stop scheduling shit over it. We'll see how that goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Greasy shiitake mushroom with green tea & honey tastes a bit like weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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