Guest Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 have you checked her testosterone levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 DId someone order a lime and cream cheese pizza? Nope. Nobody did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Also she doesn't really drink so I can't rely on the Traditional British Method of both getting shitfaced then lunging at her. The old Cosby method? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 (edited) That's the new Cosby method. The old one involves Texas Instruments kakookachoos and Jello pudding you see. Edited November 7, 2017 by ambermonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Spiral. Do it the Pacific NW American way and consume every known legal and illegal euphoriant in the span of 16 hours. Either she will break, or you both will make love like an Alex Grey poster. Brit way does seem a bit more simple innit. Assuming its all gravy and consensual that is. Also she doesn't really drink so I can't rely on the Traditional British Method of both getting shitfaced then lunging at her. The old Cosby method? In America we refer to it as 'giving her a hot Cosby' The youth have taken off with this colloquialism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Spiral. Do it the Pacific NW American way and consume every known legal and illegal euphoriant in the span of 16 hours. Either she will break, or you both will make love like an Alex Grey poster. Brit way does seem a bit more simple innit. Assuming its all gravy and consensual that is. Also she doesn't really drink so I can't rely on the Traditional British Method of both getting shitfaced then lunging at her. The old Cosby method? In America we refer to it as 'giving her a hot Cosby' The youth have taken off with this colloquialism. then what is a "Cold Weinstein", making her watch you jack off in the shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 (edited) That's a Tepid CK. Edited November 8, 2017 by Braintree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 I smacked my middle finger on my lap top quite hard as I was getting up, and now a little purple ball is swelling up there, loony toons style. I find it quite disturbing. Please no balls appearing under the skin ffs. Also this is the second time this week I went looking for the vomit emoticon only to find it doesn't exist here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Rain got on my Cactus collection for 2 of the last 4 days. I usually let them dry for 10 days before watering. Ran out to put a tarp over 'em just now and am soaked. Worth it if I prevented rot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 just realised that i've been spending about 70 dollars a month on mcdonalds because i've been going there for dinner before work. gonna have to cut that out, i'm not that well off i;d rather save that money. i mean i can't afford pizza with pineapple on it or pineapple with pizza on it... back to sandwiches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 just realised that i've been spending about 70 dollars a month on mcdonalds because i've been going there for dinner before work. gonna have to cut that out, i'm not that well off i;d rather save that money. i mean i can't afford pizza with pineapple on it or pineapple with pizza on it... back to sandwiches learn to make the bean and rice bowls at home. it's the cheapest thing that's good an healthy. there's recipes all over the internet on annoying health blogs. and you can make a ton of it and reheat it easily. when you tire of eating it in a bowl then you get some tortillas and roll that into a big burrito w/some chicken or something. easy peasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 believe dat, easy to prep & allows you to divert that extra £$£ to things like records, a decent meal out with yer other half, mates or if you drink a hefty supply of ales ;) Bolognese, chilli, all sorts of combos rich in veggies, lob in a tub, sorted same with winter warming soups & broths, do by the vat and fridge em oop, nutrition for when yer body isnt getting as much natural sunlight from shortened day similarly tasty salad bowls with beets, grated carrots, radish & whateverthefuck else takes yer fancy work wonders too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) just realised that i've been spending about 70 dollars a month on mcdonalds because i've been going there for dinner before work. gonna have to cut that out, i'm not that well off i;d rather save that money. i mean i can't afford pizza with pineapple on it or pineapple with pizza on it... back to sandwiches Dude, McD's will slowly kill you if you get hooked on it for too long. It's like putting industrial waste into your system. Making sandwiches is a good start to veering of that deceptively dangerous path. And if you get bored with sandwiches, expand your culinary horizons and learn recipes on YT or elsewhere online. You don't have to cook exotic restaurant quality either. Dishes can be simple, so long as they're nutritious. Baby steps. EDIT: Was probably exaggerating a bit with McD's, but their food can still malignant to your body. Ignatius makes a valid point too, if you'd like to cook but you're on a tight budget. Had to fix up beans and rice myself earlier this week before I got paid this morning. Edited November 11, 2017 by ambermonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Dude, McD's will slowly kill you if you get hooked on it for too long. It's like putting industrial waste into your system. I fuckin love mcd's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I really really really really hate every fucking website in existence now must pop up some shit about getting you to sign up for emails or support them here or there's a sale going on or a HUGE WE USE COOKIES banner or fuck me every god damned thing in the world. This is expected on trash sites and porn and crappy blogs and whatnot, but SO many goddamned sites have some form of a pop up and it's just so goddamned annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) thanks for the response guys. i might have to get more creative with my cooking Edited November 11, 2017 by yek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Brought my car into the shop this weekend, brake line's been leaking fluid and the light's been on. Thought it'd be a minor repair... Turns out it's a large crack in the brake fluid lines above the fuel tank, meaning they'd have to install a whole new brake line system, and apparently the rear brake rotars a re pretty shot as well. All in all, about $2300 wourth of repair...It's a 2004 Hyundai Santa Fe and I'm pretty sure $2300, is more money than the damn car is worth. I know it needs some other minor repairs here and there as well. It's looking like I might end up trading it in for whatever I can get, and looking for another reliable used car. What also kinda sucks, is that I'm nearing the end of my internship period with my current job and I don't know if they're planning to keep me on board or not (I aim to find out this week). I'm kinda hoping they plan to but at the same time I'm not sure I want to stick around for too long even if they do keep me on, I don't exactly enjoy the job and I know there's better opportunities out there. I was hoping to have a car ready to make myself available for interviews while I job hunted... This is gonna put a pretty big hinderance on that unless I can find a car quick or another job along the bus/train routes.Damnit, this is how people end up stuck at jobs they hate isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Walked down to the drugstore (because that's where we keep our post offices around here) only to find it closed because a war happened 100 years ago. Went to the liquor store 3 days ago, only to find the same thing. Fuckin' war, man. When will it end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 last night i looked up pizzagate on youtube, just thought i'd look it up now, i know , just checking what it's all about now i guess i missed the thread on it. anyways, after many videos about it and other child sex trafficking videos i think i'm permanently scarred. like i can't not think about it, it's so fucked up. it just makes me feel like there's a lot less good in the world than i thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 I thought the whole Pizzagate thing was another bullshit alt-right propaganda stunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 lolz. you might be right, i don't know what i've been watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 The whole thing is alt-right internet-autism apophenia imo. All based around 'secret pizza-map hankie code' On the plus side you can now read the watmm pizzagate thread. Most entertaining thread in a long time. At least until What If I Told You and Testosterone Levels appeared on the scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Don't worry yek. Pizzagate aside, sexual slavery, human trafficking and child prostitution are alive and well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 one of the well-documented side effects of testicle error is kiddyfiddling actually, so it's all interrelated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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