Candiru Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I cracked an egg the other day for breakfast and a human embryo came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 lol (I bet it tasted roughly the same, though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 decided to order a box of edible anus' for my girlfriend. the description says "it's like a hershey's kiss. except it's an anus" perfect for valentine's day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 (edited) Awesome, wonder who modelled for the mould. Edited February 14, 2017 by user Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Probably a balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I started a thread about a giant 'babel monster' that seems to run the world And also how insincerity is poisonous And it got taken down (That's a bummer, but kinda also yay for Hofstadter-esque theorem self-proofs...?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 PBS is putting more and more of their old content behind a paywall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Ate a bowl of peas, carrots and sweetcorn for my midnight snack (instead of usual fatty garbage) without a gun held to my head and had been looking forward to doing so all day. Feels like I'm halfway to being an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 O fuck I've done it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurix Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Got to drive a Lambourghini Huracan yesterday. They didn't skimp on the carbon fibre let me tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 My friend has a podcast and I was on it talking about some of my favorite songs. The podcast is nothing big at all, just a hobby for him, but it's cool knowing I have something like that archived at there that's neither written word or some unrecorded conversation I've had IRL. It's a great podcast BTW, like desert Island discs meets Fresh Air on NPR. https://soundcloud.com/memorytracks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Got to drive a Lambourghini Huracan yesterday. They didn't skimp on the carbon fibre let me tell you. Nice I'd love to drive a supercar or proper sports car one day. Hours and hours of Gran Turismo on PS1 could only do so much for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Picked up a bunch of material (for work) at a small warehouse yesterday and the guy there pointed me towards an unused 42" flat screen TV...We don't sell entertainment electronics at my store and he was going to throw it away, so I grabbed it and took it home. $300 saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 I got lost on some trails in the woods because they were mad complex and the maps they had are notoriously inaccurate. I found my way back to the visitors center by seeing what was north on the map, and the sun setting in the west. I coulda died real bad but I didn't. Woohoo. Then I drank like a gallon of water in 0.0002 milliseconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurix Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Today I had two 17 year old kids in at the office who are studying at a local community college to be in IT. They had to tick off 2 hours of "work experience". So I made them configure an AWS EC2 server. I had fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shockerbrown Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 This morning I woke up and went back to sleep for one hour. In that short period of time I had an intense hyper realistic dream that lasted for like a month! Thank you sweet brain for making this possible. I had fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurix Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Brains are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Today I had two 17 year old kids in at the office who are studying at a local community college to be in IT. They had to tick off 2 hours of "work experience". So I made them configure an AWS EC2 server. I had fun. I'm actually hoping for some fresh new college going member to post here he got to do some IT work configuring some server. And then go "wtf, you here mate!? can't be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 My older brother is going bald. Naturally, I feel for him and understand it's not a laughing matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Isn't baldness a hereditary trait though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 As long as I get to laugh at him first, I don't mind. Besides, dyslexia is also hereditary and I've avoided that while my brother didn't, so maybe I have dodged the baldness too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shockerbrown Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 That moment when your favorite audio plugin is working again like a super damn horse train. Yessssssssssssssssssss. *masturbates furiously while using audio plugin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 *masturbates furiously while using audio plugin* sample that. Use with the plug in somhow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 What'cha gonna do now, Squee? FWS; woke up in time to have a cup of green tea and spreading some sandwiches before heading off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Today is my last day at work.Same here! Cheers to moving on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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